Wednesday, August 04, 2004

THE CHICAGO DIEHARDS

Shady McIntyre and his hangout gang
Sitting at the bar and watching the game.

Looking like penguins as they huddle in a row
Loosened and drunk and anything goes.

Solidifying their justified lack
From a foaming mug of buckhorn brew.

Hip notes of gypsy jazz,
Ode to Billy Joe
As Reinhart strums with lily-skill
Guitar and soul aglow.

Applauding as an aftermath
With electrifying gale
As the hangout gang and Shady,
Eager countenance and boyhood glee,

Now drunk on the barley of the buckhorn brew,
Shady McIntyre takes a right steep fling
To the midsection of Johnny McGee.

As the story goes - a rumble ensues
Fists colliding at fiery speed
An opportune left with Johnny’s best
And the rest is history.



WORDS USED: Chicago diehard Shady McIntyre
Hangout gang huddle loosened drunk solidifying
Lack ode Reinhart lily skill applaud aftermath
Electrify eager countenance boyhood buckhorn
Rumble opportune steep fling midsection story
Barley hip note fire






Saturday, July 17, 2004

I HATE PATSY CLINE
 
I remember mama sitting at the old oak kitchen table
that granddad had given her when I was seven years old.
 
Oh, how happy she was, with an electrifying intensity
of delight in her eyes. Tears rolled down her
ruby flushed cheeks.
 
And out of the blue,
with an outlandish gestured
sweep of her arms,
she whisks out this bland old oilcloth
with a printed botany of green artichokes,
pearlier onions, and yellow orange carrots
and…
 
Thereafter, we never again saw the beautiful
golden grains
that striated the length of the tabletop.
 
She claimed it was for protection –
hummm.
 
She would sit for hours,
hands folded as if she were
praying to God above,
with a lukewarm cup
of yellow chamomile tea
and two burnt pieces of toast
spread with raspberry jam.
 
Patsy’s music assaulted the air,
the rooms, everywhere with
melodies of,
love just smitten,
love gone wrong,
and a broken heart
that needed mending.
 
Even the dog in the doghouse
across the yard
would give an occasional howl to the tunes.
 
Sometimes it was almost impossible
to do my homework,
and the music so grated on my nerves…
I had this capricious notion to
abort and head right out the door.
I hated Patsy Cline.
 
This was mama’s daily ritual,
around six o’clock,
put on the vinyl records and 
listen to Patsy wail 
waiting for dad to come home.
 
When he did arrive home,
mama, on the brink of tears
would hug him so hard 
glad that he had returned.
 
It was downright depressing,
and that is why I hated
Patsy Cline.
 
At seven years old,
I blamed Patsy for all of mama’s tears,
not really understanding
why mama really cried.
 
I though those sad, sad stories
that Patsy sang about,
was what made mama cry.
 
Later in my adult years
I knew why mama cried
those tears to Patsy Cline’s music-
for I now cry those same tears.
 
Instead of chamomile tea,
It’s beer
instead of toast and raspberry jam,
it’s remorse and sadness
and
Patsy Cline’s music
still
continues to assault
every room in my house.
 
And I still hate Patsy Cline.
 
 
Words Used:  electrifying outlandish bland
oilcloth botany artichokes lukewarm
yellow doghouse grated capricious listen brink




Sunday, July 11, 2004

MOTHER OF LABORED LOVE

Yellow, lukewarm afternoon sun
beams its penetrating rays
day after day
week after week
on gray ashen window paines.

Creating galaxies of sunspots
for eyes to peek through,
to view a world distorted
a perspective quite anew.

White linen like casein milk
clothes colored navy and blue
afloat and hang freely,
from clothespins on a tight, taunt line
bobbin in a summer’s dance of clean.

Prior to this dance of clean
purposeful hands
plunge
into a warmish basin
of soapy bubbles
and suds,
knuckles red,
and bleed from duty.

She,
clannish old hag,
mother of labored love
now mean,
curt and hateful
carries the basket
of laundry
and toil.

She,
Just a woman,
peeks through the sunspot paines
and dreams of a different day,
when she was young
and possibilities
lied behind the garden gate.

She,
A great Duchess,
A Baroness,
A Queen,
denounces her insignificant role,
mother of labored love.


Words Used: Yellow lukewarm ashen
Sunspots distorted casein afloat bobbin
Purposeful warmish basin duty clannish
Hag curt hateful clothes gate duchess
Baroness denounces

Friday, July 09, 2004

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(I particularly like the subject)

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Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Breakdown

She watches as the lukewarm
Artichoke shifts to
Huddle sadly
Afloat the
Yellow
Sunspot of butter.


Drunk she is,
Beatrice,
On the degradation of this windfall,
This warmish waif of a vegetable,
A miracle of botany,
Aching on the oilcloth.

-Barbara Wunder


----Words used: breakdown, lukewarm, artichoke, huddle, afloat, yellow, sunspot, drunk, Beatrice, degradation, windfall, warmish, botany, aching, oilcloth

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

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Sunday, June 27, 2004

RUTHLESS POACHERS

There is bloodshed in the Congo
as the ruthless poachers
set their traps
to the agony of the jungle lair.

Some collapse and crumble
in the zone of deceptive brush,
camoflagueing deadly traps.

The codeword amongst the Negroid tribesmen
echoes the deafening alarm
of the plummeting beats
on deerskin drums.

The profits from ivory tusks and hides
are great.

The lawmen's argument continues
in fearsome warfare against this atrocity.

The foundlings and their mothers
withstand as specters
to their daily predicament of brutal arrest.

Gorillas are shot down
and are in danger of extinction
for mere trophies and awards.

Their paws, nail and heads
hang on the walls and belts
of men without souls.

A modicum of military guards
patrol the jungle in attempt
to protect
these animals
however, this is not enough.

This inhumane profiteering needs
to halt,
lest there be no more lions,
hippopotamuses, crocodiles, giraffes
and gorillas.



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WORDS USED: Bloodshed Congo ruthless agony
Collapse crumble zone deceptive codeword
Negroid echoes deafen lawmen argument
Continues fearsome warfare modicum
Inhumane halt foundlings withstand specters
Daily predicament brutal arrest


Sunday, June 06, 2004

MY FATHER AND I

When I think back about my father,
the shadowy image in my mind’s eye
is always clouded and contorted.

His platinum hair and mustache
with a persona of an archangel,
here to guide me to conservatism,
beyond this earthly plane.

He frightened me with his
Edwardian morals
moreover, I deplored his ideologies
and who he was,
and yet,
I saw him as a demigod
to be emulated.

I tried many times to be the man
he wanted me to be…
attempting to walk in his oversized shoes.
Only I couldn’t - knowing that
somehow, I would loose myself.

At an early age I gravitated towards
the path less trodden.

He, being genteel yet brave,
egocentric and verbose,
a traditionalist and conformist,
walked the path of the sages.

He taught me the rudiments of his trade
with an accent of a language past.
A pontificating scholar of the academy.

And expecting me to be the same.
The only problem – was me.

My mind had wings and soared
to imaginable heights,
to horizons, he had never dared dream.

This was the twentieth century,
the world and “I “ were in a metamorphosis
of change.
Why, I was the world at that time!

I was forever inquisitive
and strove in arduous attempts,
sometimes foolhardy,
to avoid the conformal societal conventions
of his preaching’s.

Which only displeased and
drove him to despair.

My incandescent wit
to outsmart my father
would invariably end
in vicissitudes of his wrath.

Minor arguments would become
tantamount warfare,
he usually the victor.

As I recap on the episodes
of my early years,
I can see my ideologies coalesces
with his.

I believe, a part of my soul,
that of the revolutionist, is lost,
buried somewhere in my psyche,
to be retrieved later.

For I feel, that I am now,
very similar to my father.

A centurion fighting for conservatism;
with relic ideologies of the past.


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Words Used: contorted platinum mustache archangel
Conservatism Edwardian genteel egocentric verbose
Conformist rudiments language pontificating scholar
Academy forever inquisitive strove arduous foolhardy
Conformal societal arguments incandescent warfare
Fearsome relic soul


Saturday, May 22, 2004


EIGHT HUMAN FRAILTIES

SCENE 1

Cynthia, sitting on the sun porch in her favorite rattan chair
in the luxury of idle hours, staring at her prized Yucca plant
in a dazed haze of transitory images, contemplating death.

Perspiration on her forehead at the predicament
of the brutal act that she imagines will set her mind free,
and relinquish all her self-imposed guilt.

SCENE 2

Deanne, nervously biting the quick of her nails,
cigarette after cigarette, her whole being anxious.

Her mind in a state of unbearable anxiety, hands shakily
reach for the cup of strong dark coffee.

She ponders, how much can I get from granddame’s
silver tea set and her beautiful heirloom emerald broach?

I can’t sell them, but I have to get some money.
Her hands clammy and wet, brush over her ruffled
dark brown hair.

Tears begin to roll down her face. If only I didn’t have
this habit. This addiction to the opium and the cannabis
is doing very little to take off the edge.

Oh Fuck It!

SCENE 3

The millionaire Carlson, now on the bandwagon, his latest
philosophy; never a drop of wine shall caress these lips.

So as an abstraction from his addiction he cavorts
and is in cahoots with this foolhardy chap from Belgium.
Who is verbose about his powder puff indiscretions
with the same sex and his affinity for masochistic and
sadistic pleasures.

He feels his emotions and decisions have run amok,
and there’ll be a premium he’ll have to pay,
and not with his money.

SCENE 4

Anita and Donovan had a fearsome argument while staying
at the Astoria Hotel. Each biting piece of dialogue filled
with bitter contempt, stabbing at each other’s heart.

Anita to the point of tears, while Donovan brooded
over his beer with nothing more to say.

No fault lay upon his chest, only comments made in jest.

Anita will make him pay the price, for his eyes taking
in the sights of the beauteous, Aphroditic author
with a very lush bosom, in the lobby of the Astoria.

Dam, dam, dam, will she ever let this end?

SCENE 5

Wilhelmina, with her righteous probity, queries into the
psychoanalytic realms of her mind and heart.

Guilt lay behind every shadowed corner of her psyche
over the tryst with this married man from Vancouver.

Her liaisons with married men have been great and many
and had never bothered or troubled her before, but now
to defrock the tapestry of mental complexities has made
her soul unrest

No heroine with laudatory laurels, had she been to the
many men whose pleasures she had obliged,
that of course their wives had forsaken for the children,
the house and the headaches.

She chuckled to herself as tears releasable poured
from orbs of remorse.

She the dramatist, had she not portrayed the damsel in distress
that had lured the men into her web?

Why should her heart ponder over ethics and morality now?

SCENE 6

Fernando, from Argentina, seventeen years of age,
prostitution as his trade, exchanging favors for coins of gold,
he feels he’s cleaver but yet he knows, the very lovers have
exploited him in every way. They the ones who chose to pay.

His bedazzling smile of sunshine behind the façade of
insuppressible rage, with agony smoldering beneath the veneers
of that very smile.

Some day, just some day, this inhumane contamination of my soul
will cease its monotonous game of exchangeable merchandise.

SCENE 7

Penelope renders herself helpless every time she slashes at her
physical arm, mind disconnected from her psyche under the premise
of punishment. She feels her mother would approve.

She, at that very moment, becomes the spectator not the participant.
The impenetrable discomfort gives her the sensation of feeling alive.
No blatant tears of empathy for self will be allowed.

Right become wrong, and wrong becomes right.

SCENE 8

The office of Doctor Thomas Judson, M.D.
A preeminent theorist, on group psychotherapy and cognitive therapy.
A small cozy room with Aztec collectibles, and artifacts that hang
on the walls and overcrowd the bookshelves.

The drapes usually closed, alluding to a protected and intimate
environment.

The eight people with unique and individual personalities have
been carefully chosen by Doctor Judson, for this Psychotherapy
Group for they all share a commonality of similitude.

That they, amongst themselves, with the input of each other, and
Doctor Judson, will possibly unravel the complexity of their
complex minds.


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Words Used: Cynthia Deanne Anita Donovan Wilhelmina Fernando
Penelope Carlson Judson luxury yucca dazed perspiration predicament
brutal relinquish nervously anxious anxiety silver emerald opium
cannabis millionaire bandwagon cahoots foolhardy verbose powder puff
affinity fearsome argument astoria dialogue contempt fault beauteous
aphrodite author righteous probity defrock tapestry heroine laudatory
laurel releasable dramatist argentina bedazzling sunshine insupressible
rage agony inhumane contamination monotonous renders arm premise
punishment spectator impenetrable discomfort blatant empathy
preeminent theorist aztec collectible alluding being room chuckle








Monday, May 10, 2004

PROFESSOR DOOLITTLE

Caution to the students
Who attend Professor Doolittle’s class.
For his eccentric contrarieties
Will exasperate any chap.

His lectures will inspire you
Or bring you to your knees.

He’ll demand impassioned dialogue
And answers that are astute
When he queries as an afterthought;
"Eyes looking over be speckled rims,
Leering down at you"
Expecting your discernment
Over the topic that is taught.

Quipped or brandish answers
Will only get you shot.

He will scrutinize and criticize
Every detail of your work
As you sit with apprehension
As he mildly clears his throat
Signaling his approval
You give a sigh of great relief.

He is harsh, He is stern
He will certainly discern
Your attempt at mere forgery
On any of his exams
He’ll imply that you’re a cheater
And a ribald kind of man.

He’s in his twentieth year of tenure
No apprentice in his field.
Nonsensical and serious
Pontificates on the real.

Attend his every lecture
Anticipate with zeal
And under his tutorial guidance
You’ll become an expert in your field.

WORDS USED: cheater ribald nonsensical
Impassion brandish demand doolittle caution
contrariety afterthought bespectacled apprehensive
apprentice

Poem Inspired from Harvey Cline
Subject: compacter unruly
Date: April 11, 2004

Saturday, May 08, 2004

SEANCE ON AN IMAGINARY NIGHT

I can still remember the accident in 1972.

On a wet and rainy afternoon
The streets were wet and slick
As my nephew, Rutger's luxury automobile
Dovetailed into a Toyota
on Balboa and Marina Drive,
At the pinnacle of his life.

His dear wife, Czarina
Held a seance that very night.

The lights in the chandelier were dimmed
The room was dark as could be.

A single candle with flames ablaze
Alit in front of us three.

She queried to her contact,
Just a message to my dear husband, Rue.

When all of a sudden the china teapot
Flew across the room
Creating a ghastly, ghostly sound
Pandemonium was everywhere
As the dishes began to spin and twirl
Right above our heads.

An eerie light shone on the wall
Revealing a relic tapestry
Bereft of several threads
Our eyes glued to that very spot
With bedazzlement and dread.

For now a ghostlike shadow
Played upon the woven cloth
Exuding and iridescent mucus
The desecrater of the cross.

The room was as cold the winters ice
exhalations of our breath could be seen.
And a terrible aromatic stench
with an essence of decay
expelled into the darkened room.

When all of a sudden, Czarina collapsed
And the devil was by my side.

My face became white and pasty
And I shivered from my head to my toes.
I summoned all of my courage
And commanded the phantom to go.

Just at that very moment,
My heart beating very fast
Czarina elevated upward
In mid-air she hung,
quite aghast.

As discordant musical chanting
And the triumphal strings of a harp
Permeated at our senses
and piercing at our hearts.

And all of a sudden she vanished
With a wild and mournful cry.

And there in her chair lay a crucifix
And the archangel was by our sides.

I could hear Rutgers voice from a distance
Echoing through a cloudy haze,
Czarina, you are now by my side.

And drifting down from the ceiling
A postcard from the Nile
beaming with rays of sunshine,
Czarina saying goodbye.


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WORDS USED: Streets nephew Rutgers luxury
Automobile dovetailed Toyota Balboa Marina
Pinnacle Czarina seance ablaze queried husband
China teapot room ghastly ghostly pandemonium
Dishes eerie shone relic tapestry bedazzled
Ghostlike exuding iridescent mucus desecrater
Terrible aromatic decay expelled collapsed devil
White pasty phantom elevated upward discordant
triumphal harp crucifix archangel essence
Echoing postcard sunshine rays

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

MY HUBBY

Oy, so my husband is an algebraic nut
forever inquisitive
Egocentric yes, conformal no.

At dinnertime he almost always
forgets to put the top back on the china teapot,
Hot or not
And will scoff at my reminders
And matter-of-factly say…
Did not.

Does this bother me, now let me think?

For at that moment
when I could shriek
He gives a smile from cheek to cheek.
And makes my anger flyaway

Oy vey, what can I say?
He’s my sunshine on a rainy day.

He’s my loveable marionette
Though quite fusible with banal threats.

I’m his dainty schoolgirl, so he says.

A lusty tomatoe
In a garden bed.

He makes me blush
From ear to ear
When he whispers…
Your Rugalachs better than all of the rest.

Oy vey, what can I say?

He’s my hubby for fifty years
I fling the flowerpot
He drinks the beer
He is kosher, and I am not

A wholehearted Golem
And as troublesome as can be
But sometimes, just sometimes
We both do agree.


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Words used: husband algebraic nut forever
Inquisitive egocentric conformal dinnertime
Top china teapot scoff genteel pick
Flyaway sunshine marionette fusible banal
Kosher flowerpot wholehearted troublesome
Dainty schoolgirl

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Poem inspired from spam mail
From Harvey Cline, subject: Compacter unruly
Dated 4/11/04


SHE IS…

Her speech is nonsensical and dry
as the desert floors of Egypt
where the tribesmen pitch their tents.

Her picturesque dissertation
is a storyboard of Flemish motif
with a discordant spin of color
and yet It works
and is glorified.

She embraces the boroughs
of the apprehensive ribald
with perceptive and factual depictions,
making them come alive
before our eyes.

She is the extraordinary artisan,
a prodigy in the making.

She has executed with caution
and deliberateness of hand
the swanlike birds, the rosy crimson flowers,
the sagebrush
in an imaginary land.

She has crept into our somnolent minds
as an allegro
impassioned by the conductor.

She is Camelot
where chivalry reigns,
as she hearkens to the merry enthusiast
with the mind of an adventuress
in the quest of conquering
the unconquerable.

She is our Don Quixote
pursuing the imaginable dream.

She shows us the ways of the warrior Indian
walking with footsteps of silence
through the forest
senses heightened
lest any adversary be present.

She depicts Isadora’s boldness
in dancing spirit
with the synchrony of her soul
in radical defiance
of “Things As They Are”.

She represents the gypsy spirit
with tambourine in hand
clamoring in song and dance
to entice, to allure
to set us free of our inhibitions.

She is the adventurer
The revolutionist
The poet

She is anonymous,
she is the voice of you
and the voice of me

With speech nonsensical and dry
She is the essence of the imagination
The inspiration of our souls

She is…



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WORDS used: nonsensical desert Egypt picturesque
Storyboard Flemish discordant spin embraced boroughs
Apprehensive ribald perceptive factual artisan prodigy
Caution deliberate swanlike sagebrush allegro
Impassion Camelot chivalry reigns hearken merry
rosy Tambourine Synchrony soul Indian footprint
adversary


Monday, April 12, 2004

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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Inspiration from spam e-mail from
Lillie Mcdaniel
Dated 3/17/04


JEZEBEL


Jezebel, Jezebel,
Tenant in the French Quarter
of the legendary New Orleans.

Fireworks ablaze in the celestial midnight
skies.

The commonality in masquerade
companion to the the obscene
as they hoot and prance in their
coventry of praise
with ardent blatent conduct

My eyes
at that moment,
gazed into your soul’s emissivity
full of curiosity, absent of any motivation
on my behalf.

Only my heart’s inextinguishable
frantic desire
for our flesh to embrace
and a meeting of our minds.

Jezebel, Jezebel,
Hence, our casual repartee
upon my introduction
amusement showed upon
your aphroditic face.

The demur closing of lids
in the intricacy of your
psychoanalytic appraisal
of my humble demeanor
made me pensive
with an emotional fluttering of my heart.

Lest,
you not approve.

In candid lyrical verse
you enchanted my senses
as you spoke of the
gaiety and ambience of the masqueraders
frolicking in a haze of color
and outlandish costume.

Our eyes acknowledged
a kinship of compatible fortune
of two souls meeting
in the night.

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Words Used:
Legendre fireworks celestial midnight skies
Commonality companion hoot prance coventry
Ardent conduct emissivity inextinguishable
Frantic minds hence introduction amusement
Aphroditic demur intricacy psychoanalytic
Pensive emotional candid lyrical absent ambience
Compatible fortune frolich
fortune

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Poem Inspired from Spam
"Yet another Age Old Promise...the easy way
of course" E-mail from Lillie McDaniel
3/17/04


THE DARK CRY

Clickety clack, clickety clack
As the shrouded hearse
Rode through Sussex Square
Collecting cadavers everywhere
In a nimbus cloud of earthen
Dust

Clickety clack, clickety clack
Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

I’ll bury them in prodigious
Heaps

Deep in the fallow earth
To lie

Lest no bubonic germs
Survive

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

The croft of the tenant
Receives no pay

He’ll be the sad caretaker
Of all the graves

Clickety clack, clickety clack
At the midnight hour
Between dusk and dawn
The business of death
Smells dank and strong

The groom of darkness,
Collector of souls
The cockcrow sings
It’s sorrowful crow

Another body has met
His demise
From a terrible Plague
That seems on the rise.

Clickety clack, clickety clack
Lanterns swaying
With their lights alit
To the flagging
Of
The coachman’s
Whip

As his wheels go
Clickety clack, clickety clack
Down narrow alleys
And vacant streets
Laden with sediments
of
Ash and grief

Windows boarded
Doors shut tight
Foreboding cries
Into the night.

The plague besieging
The strong and weak
The unsalutary scavenger
At their feet.

With nimbus clouds
In fluorescein skies
Herr Death
Comes Knocking
The commonality
Die

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street
Echoes through the night.


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Words Used: flouorescein midnight commonality herr hurst
Flagging nimbus lantern burglar croft cadaver sediment ash
Dusk alley groom salutary caretaker cockcrow collector grieve
robbery

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

THE WINNING TEAM

Remember all of the glory,
remember the victory,
remember the camaraderie
of the greatest winning team.

The legacy of the Old School Boys
damnation to the other side.

The jokes we told and held
to heart.

We played
a dammed fierce game.

Let no man take
by hook or blade
what rightfully belonged
to us.

Or they would suffer endlessly
broken shinbones from our
best defense
for we proposed
to win.

With egotism soaring
high
we could do no wrong.

At every hit
we would discern
and block it every time.

The cheering from the audience
would envelope us with pride.

For we were of the Old School Boys
and espoused a winning team.

Remember all of the glory,
remember the victory
remember the camaraderie
of the greatest winning team.

Our birthright to fight
or die.

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Words used: remember glory victory legacy
damnation jokes hook shinbones discern
envelope egotism birthright

Monday, March 22, 2004

...Cable TV Wins Today's SPAM Slot....

From: Danny Miles [mailto:eordhxn@168.com]
Sent: Monday, March 22, 2004 12:00 PM
Subject: Re: UU, in a brief

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Saturday, March 20, 2004

BLACK MARKET BABIES

Black market babies,
mothers weep and cry

As the distribution of infants
continue escalating
in third world countries.

Human life becomes
meaningless
in countries that prey
upon the poor.

Cambodian mothers
sell their babies
for twenty dollars
while they weep and cry.

Their arms have become
empty
and this becomes
a crime.

The black market industry
is embedded in greed
and hate.

They defraud with robbery
the vulnerable
poverty strickened mothers
with many mouths to feed.

And play on their emotions
and are intending
to deceive.

Third world mothers
battened and hackled
by the sad inevitable plight
as daily suffocation
infiltrates
their striving lives.

Their criteria
is based on a handicapped
democracy,
where human worth
is exchangeable
to the
appreciable dollars.

So in their pathos
of a poverty stricken country
the black marketeers
lure mothers
to a more hopeful tomorrow
of precipitous outcome
in exchange of their babies
for a meager
twenty dollars.

The marketers
will then
sell these babies
with certified
handwritten documentation
filled with lies.

To European countries
and the U.S.
hence
the black marketeers prospers
while the U.S.
close their eyes.

The mothers cry
with deep sorrow
in their grieving hearts
for their babies
have taken wings
and mothers no longer sing
them..
lullabies.

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Words used: distribution infants industry embedded
greed defraud robbery vulnerable emotions hackled
inevitable criteria handicapped democracy exchangeable
appreciable hopeful precipitous certified handwritten
greedy grieve


Friday, March 19, 2004

Yet Another AGE OLD PROMISE...the EASY WAY of course...

From: Lillie Mcdaniel [mailto:vmodjjtpmrb@netlords.de]
Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:15 PM
Subject: pounce sepoy gauguin hardin

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Sunday, March 14, 2004

WHO ARE YOU SAM??


Who are you Sam? The Sam of spam?

With verses of spam at your command.

You can play with the words and toss them about.

You can put them together without any haste
and wait for them all to fall right into place.

Well… I’ll look at MY spam and I’ll tell you a few
of choicy good words to put in your stew.

Your baselines are dubitable, your verse is to vent
with presumptuous assumptions, a prescript to mess.

Those inhuman communals and butchery brawls
are certainly, certainly,
not for us all.

Those butchery, butchery backyard brawls,
to a six-gun solution would summon the law.

With your muslin amice, a corrugate car coat
would be an assist.

Aphroditic apparel I’ll take a few, I’ll look like a goddess
all dressed in my jewels.

Your Scarborough sunset sounds very very nice
as the inverness noon adrifts into night.

Your Ankaran cockcrow just drives me insane
Please, Aphrodite would you take him away.

You think, You think, I want some sugary champagne
with some shandygaff glog on a rainy rain day.

A seasonal zaftig on Angelo’s knee
however so artful would surely displease.

The house in Hermosa sits on top of the sand
and the rabbeted bookshelves are filled with old cans,
and a live in gourmet would tickle me pink
What do you, what do you, possibly think?

A cornbread ballad would commission the pope
with phonetic flirtation our church has no hope,
a perceptible patois this surely would be
it would bring all parishioners, down to their knees.

A two-day indictment with dictatorial tact is a
quick inquisition, something you lack.

You think, you think, I want to hear artful clatter run fast
your assumptions are wrong, just detestable sap.

The omniscient Picasso has soiled David with scars
the history of art has now been marred.

I think YOU want an inhuman communal/a six-gun solution/
a butchery backyard brawl, and your invite to tango will
surely enthrall and possibly, possibly, injure us all.

You think, you think and therefore you spam.

I’ve responded at best, with adversary spam
A teaspoon of this and a teaspoon of that
I’ve put it together with dictorial splash.


---------------------------------------------------------------
Words used: baselines dubitable assumptions prescript
inhuman communal backyard six-gun artful rabbet scarborough
angelo hermosa muslin corrugate adrift however cornbread
champagne commission indict dictatorial ankaran cockcrow
assumptions picasso adversary teaspoon dictatorial



Wednesday, March 10, 2004

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Sunday, March 07, 2004

Poem inspired from Superviaagra – Ciamlis
spam e-mail from Marquis Seymour
3/04/004

THE SECRET ELITE SOCIETY

Nay,
I lament at my father’s breast
in deep sorrow of the morrow,
whence
I lay witness
to the decline
of societies morals
and values.

Their guiding philosophies
replaced by the bigoted essays
of the devil's followers.

In the guise of impassive politicians
who espouse the virtues
of a secret elite society.

Whose intentions are to cheat,
mislead and corrupt
with formulaic pressure.

To achieve the dominance
of world power,
as gangsters and conspirators.

They are in the process,
and are attempting
to overthrow
the comprehensive doctrines
of our forefathers.

In their eyes
one only sees darkened orbs of blackness,
the true intentions of their hearts

We bemoan
and appeal, a hundredfold
with indignation at the septic cuisine
of conglomerate Americana.

We disapprove of our government’s flirtation
with foreign trade
to the Chinese, Japanese
and Indonesia,
selling out to corporate America.

As the gullible citizens feast
at their banquet of acidic adaptation
paying homage
to this secret elite society.

The government with their dictum
of social changes
hence
no more than mere falsities
to the capitalist bourgeois.

This same governmental society
espouses the similar beliefs
and ideologies of the
historic German
Hitler.

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Words used: bigoted essay devil impassive politicians
Eyed cheat mislead corrupt formulaic pressure dominance
Gangsters conspirators comprehensive doctrines forefathers
Bemoan appeal hundredfold indignation septic cuisine
Conglomerate americana flirtation chinese japanese gullible
Banquet acidic adaptation germanic dictum hence false
bourgeois

Thursday, March 04, 2004

More words in praise of that magic little pill...


From: Marquis Seymour [mailto:hxtsxrcemgfmpr@optician.com]
Sent: Sunday, February 29, 2004 1:01 PM
Subject: fete integer

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Sunday, February 29, 2004

Generated poem from SuperVixagra Spam
2/17/04
4th. poem

THE PATHETIC PLIGHT OF ALL

The gentility
The upper middle class
The liberal politicians
The feminist activists
The churchmen preaching
their religious doctrines

They flounder in their coarse
counterarguments against
the plea of the plebian worker.

As they expound on the impoverish
conditions of the Ghetto.

Ghetto housewives sit in their
shabby kitchens drinking coffee
from their chipped coffee cups
complaining about their quandary
as to how they’ll pay their rents,
feed their hungry children,
fix the broken plumbing in the bathroom

They go on and on
about their
disadvantages,
their lack of fortitude and monies
while continuing to receive
their pathetic
welfare checks.

And the dichotomy between
the advantaged
and the disavantaged
continue to remain the same.

The ideologies of the sociopolitical
continue to remain nothing more
than conceptual ideals.

The evolution of the great suburbia
during the fifties
appeared to create more
of a distance
between those who have,
and those who have not.

Large houses, larger backyard,
turf''d lawns, weekly mowed
only proved
in isolating their neighboring
brethren
behind ideal fences
of rightousness.

They fatten their bellies
with the convoluted dictum
of more space,
better quality air,
better living environment.

Barricading their children’s
ingenuity and precocity in
the deathbed of safety
at the cost of creativity.

And the Ghetto housewife
still lives in the Ghetto with
her worries and pathetic
welfare check.
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Words Used: Gentility flounder coarse counterargument
Impoverish shabby coffeecups evolution brethren fatten
Bellies dictum liberal feminism quandary churchmen
Barricading ingenuity precocity creativety bathroom
Fence genteel monitory dichotomous

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Speculated, generated, rhyme related
from SuperVixagra Spam, dated 2/17/04
3rd. poem


I DON’T HAVE A CLUE

Twenty yards from heaven

Fifteen minutes of time

Dimensional space can kiss
my face.

If you untie this albatross
from around my neck,
maybe I could fly,
What the heck.

Fly, fly
to the imaginative
kingdom
of the fluid blue sky.

Sky, sky
don’t ask me why
Ezekiel moved to
the exultant high.

A priest and a prophet
his doctrines survived.

Survived, survived
this brandish fog
that’s surrounding
my head
in decedent thoughts
deterring like lead
the subject at hand
or
possibly ahead.

Ahead, ahead
ahead of what
I ponder why
for my mind is in exile,
half of the time
locked in it's chains
as
inaudible anarchy
makes it a slave.

Slave, slave
to computerized programs
that are similar to thoughts
they go into loops
with no defaults.

Defaults, defaults
shall I question
a few,
are probalistic and
inoperative
when you don’t
have a clue.

Clue, clue
a breakthrough
Is seen…
that possibly
thoughts
should
acquire some wings.

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audible anarchy default probalist inoperative clue
breakthrough

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Speculated - generated from Spam SuperVixagra
2nd. Poem
February 17, 2004


WALK TALL and BE YOUR OWN MAN
I know you can


Speak out,
Shout out
in loud speaking voice
in contempt
of chameleon doctrines
in the guise
of approval
of fruitious revenues,
great monitories for only
a few.

Against the controversial,
indissoluble effects
of non-nutritious foodstuff
in the common market.

Altercated, adulterated,
chemicalized with
additives and dyes.

In addition,
societies,
mothers
wonder
why their children cry,
complain
and misbehave.

They cannot learn,
they don’t discern
and sit with
brains a slumber
under
the asphalt of
computerized games.

The fraudulent hover
with spiked teeth
waiting as the
henchmen in Leavenworth
begin their execution
signaled at the
sight of the
unsuspecting,

the uniformed
and the apathetic
with tired eyes.

Tired, tired,
from the work and toil
of the kingdom of
condensable
Americana.

Tired
of bygone castles,
dreams
and embargoes
built by our
now geriatric fathers.

Trying to espouse
their auspicious ideals
that make our bellys
remorse.

Fingernails scratching,
clawing at the
precocious, the ingenious,
the meaningful,
and the
praiseworthy.

Bringing society
down
to the sea
of tumulate tears.

Brothers and Sisters,
take steps without
the leadened weight
of conformity.

Walk tall in the
russet corridors
of the giant redwood.

Alone
with your doctrines
of the epicurean
held close to your hearts.

Walk that beat of the
imaginate drummer.

Let surprise be
deliberate to your
eyes
once you’ve
taken that walk.

Tip-toe
not so silently
upon the rubble
of disparity.

Say no,
shout it out
to the cures of the
pharmacology.

Instead,
run,
gallop
to the fields
of
herbal wisdom,
the foundation
of all pharmacology.

Hail Caesar,
be healthy
wealthy
and wise.

Embrace
with feeling
your
sagacious mate
with the salubrious
return
of Eva.

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embargoes geriatric fathers auspicious belies remorse
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February 17, 2004


IN THE THRESSHOLD OF REMORSE

He lay on the couch
feeling absolutely
despondent with remorse,
biting his fingernail
with the jagged edge.

He had been suffering from insomnia
for several days now
and the range of his thoughts
were abstruse
with bigotry.

He queried to himself
when did I change?

When did this
metamorpisis take place,
producing
the chameleon of gender?

When did I first drink
of this, brandish fog
with impetuous delirium?

Downhill
to the Immoral
and
controversial larva
of whom I have become.

I knew that I always adored
pretty baubles
and delicate things.

When did I decide
to pander
my feminism
down the auspicious
corridors of the unknown?

To hovel over the loathsome,
the atrocious
and the fraudulent.

When did I fragment my psyche
in exudation
in exile
with the psychotic Camellia?

I took the gamble
and fled in boredom.

To the call of the schemata.
To the imaginate
chamber
of
Hades.

When did the he of me
become the she
of me?

Certainly
as the anarchy
of my somnolent mind
cancelled
the deliberate
inhibitor….

To my incontrollable
desires,
to contrive
at the exemplar
of the
ideal Eros.

I, the simplistic rookie
the delightful
prissy brainchild
with the precocity
of my
Id…

have run the gambit,
in merriment and fun
and have eaten
of the forbidden
fruit.

I have tasted of
the flesh
and now I
lay in regret.

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call hades exemplar incontrollable fraudulent hovel atrocious
precocity exile camellia psychotic loathsome delirium cancelled
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delightful simplistic rooky abstruse bigotry eaten rummage
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Monday, February 23, 2004

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Sunday, February 22, 2004

INSPIRED POEM (generated from)
MITCHEL BULLOCK’S e-mail on 2/20/04
ON SUPERVIJAGRA



SOJOURN at THE MARGUERITE INN

It all began during my sojourn at the
Marguerite Inn, in that little hillbilly town
of Charlottesville.

Where I just wanted a little reprieve
from my doldrum routines and existence
and to collect my thoughts.

I felt maniacal the day that I registered
and I reserved a room for several days.

I turned, with the key in my hand
and at that very moment
the bellman’s hand seemed to
caress my hand
as he took the
key from me.

As if knowing my distress
he then
took my only piece of luggage,
a black, indiscrete
duffle bag.

He looked into my eyes with his
faustian grin, and at once,
he became my Pegasus,
a mercenary brother
who would assure my safety
and sanity
to my haven, my Abyssinia
on the 5th floor,
of bergamot and noeroli.

He had a cosmopolitan air
about him and I could tell
he was no idiot,
proficient In speech
as he spoke with finesse
and with the vestige
of a Bostonian accent.

I had noticed an absence of
a southern drawl
as I queried about his nationality
and of course
he informed me
that he had grown-up
In Boston,
with Irish immigrant
parents.

He had also lived in Chicago, Illinois
and had made a pilgrimage
to Bombay India with a friend.

He had visited Indonesia, and
had lived abroad for several years
in Germany and France.

During our brief ride in the elevator
he informed me
that next door to the inn
was the extraordinary, O’dwyer’s pizzeria
and the Blue Note Lounge
where I could get
a cordial, champagne or
whatever I desired.

Once into my chamber,
my fortress of Camille,
I felt the proliferate
incantation
of the gypsy poet.

In the midst of my gladdened haze,
I felt the lack of oxygen,
creating a feverish blain
inside my head.

For the percussion of Horace
had assaulted the imagery
of my mind.

I flung myself down onto
the mattress, feeling faint.

By this time, my body’s reactant
to all the stimuli, hence from
the bellman –
made my limbs feel numb and wobbly,
as a child in the throws of Illness.

I now realized,
I was not only maniacal
but my mental sight
was perspicacious with presages
of a harbinger.

If I had only brought my horoscope
and transits,
which
at this moment,
I badly wanted to investigate.

What planetary influence was I under?

Surely, Neptune and Pluto were
beaming their rays
into my psyche.

Creating some altered state
in my
dimensional reality.

I lay in the bed
for what seemed to be an eternity,
trying to clarify my thoughts.

Suddenly, I realized
that I badly needed a cocktail
at the Blue Note Lounge.

This bellman,
with his Bostonian accent
had become my emperor,
my gladiator in chariot,
who had rescued my psyche
from the asperity of death.

This was indeed,
clandestine,
my visit
to the Marguerite Inn.

I chuckled to myself
feeling purged
and realizing
that life was indeed
strange
and facinating.

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Friday, February 20, 2004

PICASSO, ANGELO AND DA VINCI

Picasso was no Angelo
and Angelo was no Da Vinci,
but two were commissioned
by the high omniscient pope.

One commission was interrupted
by the pope’s volition to divert funds
to Bramante’s rebuilding
of St Peter’s.

Great sorrow
would be experienced
by one.

The high Renaissance
produced a cluster of
extraordinary geniuses
during the fifteenth century.

Some say, Da Vinci was a
necromancer and other
scholars disagree.

Mona Lisa smiles
her heady smile at David
and David, with his
spastic muscles, loved
the Demoiselles (tramps)
amid the Avignon
(the red-light district)
in Barcelona.

If Da Vinci was considered
the first scientist of the
modern world
was Picasso
the second?

Surely this was an anomie
in both centuries
(15th and 20th).

Two were considered
masters
and one,
a cubist.

The old continuity
of composition
was shattered by one.

The assumption
beginning in the Renaissance
was given up,
came to an end
in the twentieth century.

All three
were considered
great artists
of their time.

All three
depicted
through their art,
the conceptual morals, values
and
ideologies
of a changing world,
in both
centuries.
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Thursday, February 19, 2004

ASTRONOMICAL REVENUES

Champagne for everyone.

Dance
eat
a little music
a little food
some allegro mystro.

You,
my friends,
you have deserved
this celebration.

The committal to this job
has been acknowledged.

You have worked hard
and yes,
you have been courageous
and guess what
my pisanos..
there was no
dammed conspiracy!

The Czechs, the chinks, the Portuguese,
send them all to Czechoslovakia.

The consortium has worked out well
and the parameters
have been set,
citywide.

Our excellent scientist,
Doctor Barns
and the breathy,Doctor Judson
and their team
from Belgium
are in the process of exporting
even as we celebrate
tonight.

They have taken
a droplet
of allotropic
homeomorphic germicide,
suspended it with the juice
of the opium poppy,
producing the most
elite
narcotic opiate
ever manufactured.

This narcotic
could be confiscated
if it were to fall into
the wrong hands.

Since the shortage in 1999,
we anticipate
this to be quite propitious.

The amount of money
anticipated
is astronomical.

Also,
we assume that other families
will try to get their hands
into this.

They will try to create
blockages
and
interfere with shipments.

Pisanos,
mobsters will get involved
and blood
will be
shed.

We will expect
impeccable inventory
once this is underway.

I am thoroughly positive
those congressmen
will set up adverse propaganda,
since it may coincide
with an electoral year.

And the press will be on our backs,
day and night.

We will disburse of the cargo
to Russia
where inspections
will be almost impossible
and, in case of any assults
or obstacles...
to our temporary, headquarters
in El Salvadore,
which should eliminate
any hassle with customs.

In other words...we expect
a major
cartel war.

Pisanos
you deserve
the world.

Your role in this endeavor
has become very important
and you will be rewarded
generously.

Once again
lets celebrate,
musica, lets bring in
the women.

Salute!

To astronomical
revenues.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

LOVE AND WAR


Come darling, have some champagne
lets be merry, even if it’s just for the moment.

Lets put our bitter sorrows, our fights,
our transgressions
to the morrow.

Lets bury them deep in the somnolent earth
no tears shed to douse the soil
for new birth….
so possibly we may start anew.

As the blossom of the chicory buds
emerge from their dormant hiatus
into eyes of new light.

Let our tormented hearts,
our omnibus games of upmanship
that has run amok,
with deceit to our psyches,
be absolved.

I believe darling,
that we have crossed over
the bridge, explored each others
parameters
and are now at a plateau.

Let the chords of allegro offshoot
and disperse in mockery.

No darling, your scrutable mind
has not created any fragmentation
of Orphic morale.

I still love you dearly.

You still make me feel breathy
with lust and aching,
with the gender of your
of your maleness.

More champagne darling,
a cigarette?

We are happy now
Aren’t we?

Let Athena forbear
till the morrow, when
our nocturnal wounds
begin to seep.

We will recuperate alongside,
entwined in each others arms
till daybreak
and our war of
love and hate resumes.

Lets dance and be merry
tonight.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004

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