Poem Inspired from Spam
"Yet another Age Old Promise...the easy way
of course" E-mail from Lillie McDaniel
3/17/04


THE DARK CRY

Clickety clack, clickety clack
As the shrouded hearse
Rode through Sussex Square
Collecting cadavers everywhere
In a nimbus cloud of earthen
Dust

Clickety clack, clickety clack
Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

I’ll bury them in prodigious
Heaps

Deep in the fallow earth
To lie

Lest no bubonic germs
Survive

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

The croft of the tenant
Receives no pay

He’ll be the sad caretaker
Of all the graves

Clickety clack, clickety clack
At the midnight hour
Between dusk and dawn
The business of death
Smells dank and strong

The groom of darkness,
Collector of souls
The cockcrow sings
It’s sorrowful crow

Another body has met
His demise
From a terrible Plague
That seems on the rise.

Clickety clack, clickety clack
Lanterns swaying
With their lights alit
To the flagging
Of
The coachman’s
Whip

As his wheels go
Clickety clack, clickety clack
Down narrow alleys
And vacant streets
Laden with sediments
of
Ash and grief

Windows boarded
Doors shut tight
Foreboding cries
Into the night.

The plague besieging
The strong and weak
The unsalutary scavenger
At their feet.

With nimbus clouds
In fluorescein skies
Herr Death
Comes Knocking
The commonality
Die

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street

Bring all ye dead
Out
To the street
Echoes through the night.


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Words Used: flouorescein midnight commonality herr hurst
Flagging nimbus lantern burglar croft cadaver sediment ash
Dusk alley groom salutary caretaker cockcrow collector grieve
robbery

THE WINNING TEAM

Remember all of the glory,
remember the victory,
remember the camaraderie
of the greatest winning team.

The legacy of the Old School Boys
damnation to the other side.

The jokes we told and held
to heart.

We played
a dammed fierce game.

Let no man take
by hook or blade
what rightfully belonged
to us.

Or they would suffer endlessly
broken shinbones from our
best defense
for we proposed
to win.

With egotism soaring
high
we could do no wrong.

At every hit
we would discern
and block it every time.

The cheering from the audience
would envelope us with pride.

For we were of the Old School Boys
and espoused a winning team.

Remember all of the glory,
remember the victory
remember the camaraderie
of the greatest winning team.

Our birthright to fight
or die.

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Words used: remember glory victory legacy
damnation jokes hook shinbones discern
envelope egotism birthright

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Sent: Monday, March 22, 2004 12:00 PM
Subject: Re: UU, in a brief

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BLACK MARKET BABIES

Black market babies,
mothers weep and cry

As the distribution of infants
continue escalating
in third world countries.

Human life becomes
meaningless
in countries that prey
upon the poor.

Cambodian mothers
sell their babies
for twenty dollars
while they weep and cry.

Their arms have become
empty
and this becomes
a crime.

The black market industry
is embedded in greed
and hate.

They defraud with robbery
the vulnerable
poverty strickened mothers
with many mouths to feed.

And play on their emotions
and are intending
to deceive.

Third world mothers
battened and hackled
by the sad inevitable plight
as daily suffocation
infiltrates
their striving lives.

Their criteria
is based on a handicapped
democracy,
where human worth
is exchangeable
to the
appreciable dollars.

So in their pathos
of a poverty stricken country
the black marketeers
lure mothers
to a more hopeful tomorrow
of precipitous outcome
in exchange of their babies
for a meager
twenty dollars.

The marketers
will then
sell these babies
with certified
handwritten documentation
filled with lies.

To European countries
and the U.S.
hence
the black marketeers prospers
while the U.S.
close their eyes.

The mothers cry
with deep sorrow
in their grieving hearts
for their babies
have taken wings
and mothers no longer sing
them..
lullabies.

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Words used: distribution infants industry embedded
greed defraud robbery vulnerable emotions hackled
inevitable criteria handicapped democracy exchangeable
appreciable hopeful precipitous certified handwritten
greedy grieve

Yet Another AGE OLD PROMISE...the EASY WAY of course...

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Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:15 PM
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WHO ARE YOU SAM??


Who are you Sam? The Sam of spam?

With verses of spam at your command.

You can play with the words and toss them about.

You can put them together without any haste
and wait for them all to fall right into place.

Well… I’ll look at MY spam and I’ll tell you a few
of choicy good words to put in your stew.

Your baselines are dubitable, your verse is to vent
with presumptuous assumptions, a prescript to mess.

Those inhuman communals and butchery brawls
are certainly, certainly,
not for us all.

Those butchery, butchery backyard brawls,
to a six-gun solution would summon the law.

With your muslin amice, a corrugate car coat
would be an assist.

Aphroditic apparel I’ll take a few, I’ll look like a goddess
all dressed in my jewels.

Your Scarborough sunset sounds very very nice
as the inverness noon adrifts into night.

Your Ankaran cockcrow just drives me insane
Please, Aphrodite would you take him away.

You think, You think, I want some sugary champagne
with some shandygaff glog on a rainy rain day.

A seasonal zaftig on Angelo’s knee
however so artful would surely displease.

The house in Hermosa sits on top of the sand
and the rabbeted bookshelves are filled with old cans,
and a live in gourmet would tickle me pink
What do you, what do you, possibly think?

A cornbread ballad would commission the pope
with phonetic flirtation our church has no hope,
a perceptible patois this surely would be
it would bring all parishioners, down to their knees.

A two-day indictment with dictatorial tact is a
quick inquisition, something you lack.

You think, you think, I want to hear artful clatter run fast
your assumptions are wrong, just detestable sap.

The omniscient Picasso has soiled David with scars
the history of art has now been marred.

I think YOU want an inhuman communal/a six-gun solution/
a butchery backyard brawl, and your invite to tango will
surely enthrall and possibly, possibly, injure us all.

You think, you think and therefore you spam.

I’ve responded at best, with adversary spam
A teaspoon of this and a teaspoon of that
I’ve put it together with dictorial splash.


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Words used: baselines dubitable assumptions prescript
inhuman communal backyard six-gun artful rabbet scarborough
angelo hermosa muslin corrugate adrift however cornbread
champagne commission indict dictatorial ankaran cockcrow
assumptions picasso adversary teaspoon dictatorial

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Poem inspired from Superviaagra – Ciamlis
spam e-mail from Marquis Seymour
3/04/004

THE SECRET ELITE SOCIETY

Nay,
I lament at my father’s breast
in deep sorrow of the morrow,
whence
I lay witness
to the decline
of societies morals
and values.

Their guiding philosophies
replaced by the bigoted essays
of the devil's followers.

In the guise of impassive politicians
who espouse the virtues
of a secret elite society.

Whose intentions are to cheat,
mislead and corrupt
with formulaic pressure.

To achieve the dominance
of world power,
as gangsters and conspirators.

They are in the process,
and are attempting
to overthrow
the comprehensive doctrines
of our forefathers.

In their eyes
one only sees darkened orbs of blackness,
the true intentions of their hearts

We bemoan
and appeal, a hundredfold
with indignation at the septic cuisine
of conglomerate Americana.

We disapprove of our government’s flirtation
with foreign trade
to the Chinese, Japanese
and Indonesia,
selling out to corporate America.

As the gullible citizens feast
at their banquet of acidic adaptation
paying homage
to this secret elite society.

The government with their dictum
of social changes
hence
no more than mere falsities
to the capitalist bourgeois.

This same governmental society
espouses the similar beliefs
and ideologies of the
historic German
Hitler.

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Words used: bigoted essay devil impassive politicians
Eyed cheat mislead corrupt formulaic pressure dominance
Gangsters conspirators comprehensive doctrines forefathers
Bemoan appeal hundredfold indignation septic cuisine
Conglomerate americana flirtation chinese japanese gullible
Banquet acidic adaptation germanic dictum hence false
bourgeois

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