Thursday, January 29, 2004

More raw words preying on some men's BIGGEST fear...

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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

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Poem generated from spam mail delivered on 1/23/04

Backstitch

Moving clockwise through life
the course curriculum is a passive soliloquy
and you’re the only one in the room.

Noone wants to that scarlet morning hello,
delivered with Glee
gapeing
dripping
even if it was sincere

.. It’s not…

Clockwise. Hear the squeaky gear cry out against the suzerain?
Determinate?
Pushing backward?
What is it that makes that wheel squeak when it turns just like it was supposed to?

So what is it, that constitutes registered right
constitutes correct
That lopes in unchallenged and fabricates those pedestrian rules
That tell the wheel it doesn’t squeak

...It does…

Didn’t you know?
The jitterbug isn’t even a dance in a patristic universe

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From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 23, 2004 11:27 AM
To: Jason Dimmick; Paula DiTallo
Subject: Computer Poem of the day

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Monday, January 26, 2004

spam mail raw words of the day 1/26/2004

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Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 5:25 AM
To: Jason Dimmick
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Friday, January 23, 2004

Poem generated from 1/12/04 spam mail

I'm telling you his spirit was as bright as lanternlight.

He was a Pall Mall cowboy riding roughshod in the reverie of cowpony pals over the clinical terrain of neuroses and transferral, his intuition for psychosis a cyclopean oscilloscope, his need for a smoke twice as keen.

In his head, the constant clang of munitions and hallucination was the clattery click of hooves on a horse-drawn coupe.

He lived for a month comprehensively isolated in an underground bomb shelter by invitation from the boys in DC.
He emerged with the foulest of fever telling non-sensical stories about Chief Joseph in a Sherman tank with a pyroelectric peace pipe, writing grocery lists in elegiac. Memos in haiku.

He plowed like a eucalyptus crazed koala through disputes both foreign and domestic until the chemochemicals ran thick through him like rancid rivers and the biharmonic hum of his manmade voice box dulled. And the spiky lines of the electroencephalography gave way to a carefree flatline.

I'm telling you his spirit was as bright as lanternlight but you won't see that now in the plastic shine of each mauve cheek, with eyes once wide as cyclotomic zeroes closed in that devout pout.

Goddamned morticians


From: DiTallo, Paula
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 9:03 PM
Subject: ...and another thing to think about....from the promoters of Viagra...

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Sunday, January 18, 2004

Poem from Steve Stone's spam email

Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 6:05 PM
Subject: Freud and Ashcroft in spam Country


dear sigmund,

you know what? envy schmenvy and
you can kiss my bryophyta. how much
coke did you smoke, anyway?
your good sense fell casualty to the perils
of alkaloid erosion, like our civil rights to that
eavesdrop hessian and his patriot act.

ahh, well. from conception to fanout ,
and through our A&E biography, we all
march to the beat of a different doldrum.

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and i forgive you.
now, come here and let me spank you.
i mean, give me a light.

signed,
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spam mail sent from Steve Stone

From: Steve Stone
Sent: Sunday, January 11, 2004 9:57 AM
Subject: Stuff

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Saturday, January 17, 2004

Second Poem Inspired from Free Cable TV spam

Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 4:29 PM
Subject: Plea from the Pharmacology...

A Plea from the Pharmacology Status Quo: What the Hell?

How about swallowing an
indiscriminant chaw of
diatomaceous pill grit,
Ms. D.?

Yes, it may lacerate your liver
until you implode with
a gallstone
comprised of more daffodil yellow
bile than the insoluble
crimson cocoa
our stool stoppers
left in your
inveterate
colon.

(
which you
will forfeit, by the way, after
struggling to fund
a few hundred
refills of a consecrated
Journal of American Medical Association
henequen cocktail--
But what the Hell?
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are some of the best
around!
)


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First Poem Inspired from Free Cable TV spam mail
From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 6:07 PM
To: Paula DiTallo
Subject: Mine never have titles.

Crosby Stills and Nash playing on the Bose Acoustic Wave radio
A maple Bella Wood floor -- just shining
Cocoa and lemon meringue await down the hall
After the dinner of a lean slice of meat.
(It’s a genuine oriental rug in the hall, and oh! those tasteful candlesticks on the table--

from Bangladesh-- right beside the bestseller.)
What discriminating taste.
A daffodil contraption,
Each element consecrated by the ones who know,
Heard like prophets the ones who judge,
Who decant their glossy wisdom
In the pages of properly named magazines
With properly tepid articles on the joys of knits.

Who is it, transmitting to them alone this batch of inveterate truths?
Is there a dank corner, somewhere in there where you refused the forfeiture of your mind, and rebel the odious repertoire?

Give it a try.
Come on,
go ahead.
Put a bouquet of henequen beside the armchair.
Such courage! You covered your couch in horsehair.

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Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 2:55 PM
Subject: Today's SPAM Infusion from a "Free Cable TV ad"...

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Friday, January 16, 2004

Third Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail

Immigration, mythologized

Sanchez shields the gauche
gorgon hireling who aids the
fugitive Athenian orphans, seriatim
through parkland, cavern,
creek and dervish, avoiding
photography and Interpol, they heave
and heighten, ferocious to demolish the
flamboyant hobbyhorse, that concordant
sawbelly commando who repelled the erratic
imperative to emancipate the forlorn academic, and
bully the insubordinate billings abacus into accusatory proscribed submission.

Screw Hercules and the excretory glycerinate falloff. Find Alcestis and her coauthor and let’s get this over with.



Second Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail

Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 6:34 PM

Subject: A Word from the SPAM Spinster...

Forlorn Billings Photography

“Yet in real life man and nature are entwined in a dynamic dance of development, scarcity, degradation, innovation and substitution.”
--Harold Barnett, Scarcity and Growth the Economics
of Natural Resource Availability


Like a fugitive from the social abacus of reform
Eastern Airlines escaped Wall Street on a gauche hobbyhorse.
The shrieks from its to-the-bone-screw
of Braniff
still haunt the academic caves
of Athenian philosophers
like an orphan Gorgon
seeking to emancipate her two sisters
from the parkland of
accusatory stone.

Could Interpol’s erratic reach
dislodge the ordinary domestic
crimes of corporate
hirelings with
the brushlike
tenacity of disentangling
beggar’s lice
or would it take a dervish
of ferocious
third-party commandos
to act as an excretory aid the
size of Kansas to
empty the
average Dow Jones
sawbelly?

Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail

Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 3:16 PM
Subject: Good Catechism

good catechism
for P.McN.

A phone call from you is as
erratic as a delta-based algorithm.
I hear your words.
Another conviction.

You know as well as I do that the
Cook County jailhouse
is hardly a haven of Honolulu investigators
driving red Ferraris—
It’s more like a port-of-call for
Cicero’s unemployed bricklaying Billies—
One stacked against the other
in Nashville-gloom jumps.
You know all about gridirons
and passing through chinquapin hoops.

What? You don’t understand?

I know you speak south-side Latin, mommy!

Forget Euripides! Forget the prosody of
middleclass comforts!
As long as you keep booking
those illicit opium flights
and sailing on those
booze barges,
you’ll be seen as another excisable bum,
another loudspeaking cog—
just a part of the plebian pathology
the quadrennial conservators of
our dichotomized
culture
inspire lawmen
to eradicate.

It’s all about altitude and attitude, mommy!
Falconry and Heinz 57!
I know we've covered this before.

What? You don't believe me, mommy?
Then Go Ask Alice—
She’ll reciprocate with a
buffet of periwinkles,
which isn’t something
you can eat--but you can sure take in.

In the near decade I’ve known you,
You’ve needed an audience.
One hamlet to travel was never enough.

This is the ritual insanity of your romances—

Now, several banquets later,
you have an
ad gratis bellyache.

In your bathrobe,
your body will
take you on an adsorptive
pilgrimage through
a storm of
oviform dewdrops

OR

In your kitchen,
you will hackle your body
into an
oceanic convulsion.

EITHER
ONE

will cost you
some real
coins, mommy!

A real earthmove—
for such a single bucket!

What? You don’t like what I’m telling you, mommy?
It ain’t nothin’ but good catechism.

Monday, January 12, 2004

Viagra spam mail

From: Steve Stone
Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 5:02 PM
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Sunday, January 11, 2004

The Third Poem inspired by the 1/9/04 spam mail
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update 1: farley notebooks

snorted? no.
abuses? additivity in gracious vanes.
heroines omnibus? hypodermic sauces.
method? silken blackouts commonly shutout ballistic glamour networks,
explode,
and culminate in a fishkill brawl
with whaling and gnashing of teeth.
advantages? (even the deafest overhear the decedent mumble) "forcible manpower from the welfare obsoletes".

til death do us part
amain

update 2: riley bilbao followings

the king of blues has glaucoma.
treating for arthritis, accoustics freeze and he can't pick up lucille.
knutsen lifter? no, he can't.
can susanne? culler and ask her to make the steeled strings lighter.
with clamps or string?, quizzed the twiner.


The Second Poem inspired by the 1/9/04 spam mail

Spiral Bound
for Susanne and Lucille

Gracious steeled veins hooked in
--notebook mouths--
mumble like hypodermic networks
through Oslo's architectural twine--
The obsolescence of Knudsen's era overhears

the wailing explode--
decedent acoustics
which
shutout,
blackout then
freeze the palms in Bilbao,
in Miami--

with ice-clamps and with ice-hooks--
updates of advantages,
ballistic fishkills of abuses
cullers of advantages,
sauces of abuses,
glamour,
manpower,
man,
power ,
glamour--
cross-contaminate
like glaucoma snorted cataracts;
weaving silken cocoons
for the deafest
practicioners
treating
welfare
heroines.

Saturday, January 10, 2004

First Poem: Inspired by Jan 9th spam mail

From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 4:30 PM
Subject: This is the best I can do without being here all night.


Even the deafest overhear decadent abuses.
Ballistic whispers
Hypodermic kisses
Forcible glamour
explode in a silken mumble.


Blackout.
Steeled vanity,
treating itself to every moment belonging to the commonly gracious.
Remaining obsoletes steal advantages from shutout heroines.
A brawl, culminating in a saucy freeze clamps down on glaucoma veins.

Dirty notebooks
Tired networks
Hollow acoustics
Whaling.
Omnibus bills.
Welfare Followings.

Go ahead. Update me.

Friday, January 09, 2004

The second email which fostered the first set of spam-inspired poems:

From: Jason Dimmick
Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 9:47 AM
To: Catherine Hyatt; Paula DiTallo; Steve Stone
Subject: I think I may make a book of these AI Poems

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