Now for a new idea!

Let's see if it is possible to create a cohesive collage from the random words on this list. At some point in the near future under "Links", I will upload all the scanned collage images that I receive. The instructions are the very same--only instead of creating a poem, just create an image (8 1/2" x 11") with cut out pictures, words, newpaper print, etc. that express the idea that you have in mind to communicate-- which the spamWords inspired.

Here's the list:
malposed, clause, nimbus, lousy, sanitate, Ridiculous, skirt, they, erosive, everyone, counterexample, carboy, Jeff, rebellious, sewn, Aerobacter, squint. And, jazzy, westbound, squeaky, Gordon, shard, he, certainty, goldfish, retrogress. You, winnow, wiretapping, vision, quantity, trident,not, horticulture, swollen, Peabody, ardent, Scott, sunk, course, spokesman Kansas.

Hello All--
It looks like our old style simple word list has given way to true electronic babble-drivel -- or --
the "banter of the inconsiderate"!;-)

Check out what "Lutz" or Boyle999cet@yahoo.com has to say in his/her advertisement for "adgditional deegreees" -- These "deegreees" would have to be in creative writing, yes?


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THE JOURNEY

Flemish
Silhouettes
Of morning

Streetlamp halos
Adorning
Seriate lanes

Luxe headlights
Beam
On wet slick terrain

Smokestacks belching
Plumes of
Pale blue,
Gaseous fumes

Squelching howls
From the
port of Porto
from beneath
it's bows

Playmate of the seas

Wheels squeal
Rubber peels
As tires taxied
Past
The commonality
Of the shipyard

Zigzagging,
Undulating,
Lilliputian paths
Of stone
and
grass

Restrainting
Pretty me,
Rebellious you,
Recalcitrant he,
And they

From...

Crossing the babbling
Brook side
Where the
Goldfish polka
Down
The stream
In jittery,
Spirited play

We pass
The railways
Leviathan trains
That
Convoke into
Rigid queues
With
Steel clanging
Against
Steel

The skylarks
Concordant flight
With the trains'
velocity
is quite
a sight

Alas,
Much glee
In climax
Of
The many sights
And sounds
Along
The
Peaceful
Kankakee

Home
of
Reptilian entities
Thriving
In composites
of
Herbs, shrubs, and
trees

St. Peter's Basilica,
The Masterpiece
of
Michelangelo's
Conception of God
Adorns
The guilded
Chambers

Sojourn
With
The Courteous,
Algebraic,
Erasmus
Who banters
Tit for tat.


The journey
Ends.

Hello All--
Well, I was so under-whelmed by today's spamWords in my junk mail folder, that
I jumped over to my favorite word generator site. Look at one of the phrases that popped out: Porto by Cornwall.

I like the idea of: Porto™ by Cornwall even better!

Porto™.
I haven't a clue what it might be--but it does have an "industry standard" sort of ring to it!
Porto™ sounds like a SOLID, reliable, STRENGTHENING product! Something Black & Decker might come up ... I think it might be a ....powerful putty-adhesive...

by Cornwall.
This changes everything! You see, now that I image the real creators of Porto™ ... to be named Cornwall, I'm just sure Porto™ is a man-made resin porcelain produced by the stately makers of Britian's best and finest bone china....

OK...enough already...here are today's spamWords, as if generated first hand by the advertisers themselves!!!


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SWINE

The honorary decked in camouflage,
with tired feet on desert lands,
where the sun is sure
to blister flesh
instead of tans.

Special forces flown in
from Colorado’s Peterson,
to this God forsaken
yogurt land;
the borders of
Isfahan.

Lieutenant Dutch,
commanding
unilateral attacks
against the enemy,
but in his mind;
he envisions Camelot.

Blood, and death,
and death, and blood,
the aftermath of altercations
with the leaders’
of the
Promised land.

=================================

Words used: unilateral honorary swine
Camelot altercation isfahan Colorado
flown yogurt

When the Eagle Speaks, the World really does Listen!

I’ll soothe.

Too late, Eagle! You’ve already shed your colicky molt.
We’ve seen your toxic skin.
We’ve heard your electronic cackles
from the roost of your newsroom.



I’ll delve.

Too late, Eagle! You’ve already
flown over us
dropping your dreams of a unilateral Camelot
on our husbands,
on our wives,
on our children.

I’ll have my way.

Will you
have your way
or
Will your way
have you, Eagle?

I’ll altercate.

We know!

We’ll goad…

… and you
will delve…

into the sour pool
of our territorial yogurt!

Bring a spoon the size of Colorado!
Remember to stir the
fruit of your labor
from the very bottom!

When the flavor of our dead satisfies,
when the texture of your dead soothes,

when that damaged hour arrives...

...we will all
have
fed
on the
slops of our way.


when that frightful hour arrives...

... we will both
lift our snouts up
from our
trough

...and dare to call
each other
Swine!

Hello All--
OK, It's been a LONG while--in fact, I think our Spammers are getting more and more clever about hiding their wordPools!

Here's something from our friends at Unicity805tabs.us! Where we can purchase our presciptions conveniently online!

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