MY HUBBY

Oy, so my husband is an algebraic nut
forever inquisitive
Egocentric yes, conformal no.

At dinnertime he almost always
forgets to put the top back on the china teapot,
Hot or not
And will scoff at my reminders
And matter-of-factly say…
Did not.

Does this bother me, now let me think?

For at that moment
when I could shriek
He gives a smile from cheek to cheek.
And makes my anger flyaway

Oy vey, what can I say?
He’s my sunshine on a rainy day.

He’s my loveable marionette
Though quite fusible with banal threats.

I’m his dainty schoolgirl, so he says.

A lusty tomatoe
In a garden bed.

He makes me blush
From ear to ear
When he whispers…
Your Rugalachs better than all of the rest.

Oy vey, what can I say?

He’s my hubby for fifty years
I fling the flowerpot
He drinks the beer
He is kosher, and I am not

A wholehearted Golem
And as troublesome as can be
But sometimes, just sometimes
We both do agree.


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Words used: husband algebraic nut forever
Inquisitive egocentric conformal dinnertime
Top china teapot scoff genteel pick
Flyaway sunshine marionette fusible banal
Kosher flowerpot wholehearted troublesome
Dainty schoolgirl

Poem inspired from spam mail
From Harvey Cline, subject: Compacter unruly
Dated 4/11/04


SHE IS…

Her speech is nonsensical and dry
as the desert floors of Egypt
where the tribesmen pitch their tents.

Her picturesque dissertation
is a storyboard of Flemish motif
with a discordant spin of color
and yet It works
and is glorified.

She embraces the boroughs
of the apprehensive ribald
with perceptive and factual depictions,
making them come alive
before our eyes.

She is the extraordinary artisan,
a prodigy in the making.

She has executed with caution
and deliberateness of hand
the swanlike birds, the rosy crimson flowers,
the sagebrush
in an imaginary land.

She has crept into our somnolent minds
as an allegro
impassioned by the conductor.

She is Camelot
where chivalry reigns,
as she hearkens to the merry enthusiast
with the mind of an adventuress
in the quest of conquering
the unconquerable.

She is our Don Quixote
pursuing the imaginable dream.

She shows us the ways of the warrior Indian
walking with footsteps of silence
through the forest
senses heightened
lest any adversary be present.

She depicts Isadora’s boldness
in dancing spirit
with the synchrony of her soul
in radical defiance
of “Things As They Are”.

She represents the gypsy spirit
with tambourine in hand
clamoring in song and dance
to entice, to allure
to set us free of our inhibitions.

She is the adventurer
The revolutionist
The poet

She is anonymous,
she is the voice of you
and the voice of me

With speech nonsensical and dry
She is the essence of the imagination
The inspiration of our souls

She is…



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WORDS used: nonsensical desert Egypt picturesque
Storyboard Flemish discordant spin embraced boroughs
Apprehensive ribald perceptive factual artisan prodigy
Caution deliberate swanlike sagebrush allegro
Impassion Camelot chivalry reigns hearken merry
rosy Tambourine Synchrony soul Indian footprint
adversary

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Inspiration from spam e-mail from
Lillie Mcdaniel
Dated 3/17/04


JEZEBEL


Jezebel, Jezebel,
Tenant in the French Quarter
of the legendary New Orleans.

Fireworks ablaze in the celestial midnight
skies.

The commonality in masquerade
companion to the the obscene
as they hoot and prance in their
coventry of praise
with ardent blatent conduct

My eyes
at that moment,
gazed into your soul’s emissivity
full of curiosity, absent of any motivation
on my behalf.

Only my heart’s inextinguishable
frantic desire
for our flesh to embrace
and a meeting of our minds.

Jezebel, Jezebel,
Hence, our casual repartee
upon my introduction
amusement showed upon
your aphroditic face.

The demur closing of lids
in the intricacy of your
psychoanalytic appraisal
of my humble demeanor
made me pensive
with an emotional fluttering of my heart.

Lest,
you not approve.

In candid lyrical verse
you enchanted my senses
as you spoke of the
gaiety and ambience of the masqueraders
frolicking in a haze of color
and outlandish costume.

Our eyes acknowledged
a kinship of compatible fortune
of two souls meeting
in the night.

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Words Used:
Legendre fireworks celestial midnight skies
Commonality companion hoot prance coventry
Ardent conduct emissivity inextinguishable
Frantic minds hence introduction amusement
Aphroditic demur intricacy psychoanalytic
Pensive emotional candid lyrical absent ambience
Compatible fortune frolich
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