Sunday, February 29, 2004

Generated poem from SuperVixagra Spam
2/17/04
4th. poem

THE PATHETIC PLIGHT OF ALL

The gentility
The upper middle class
The liberal politicians
The feminist activists
The churchmen preaching
their religious doctrines

They flounder in their coarse
counterarguments against
the plea of the plebian worker.

As they expound on the impoverish
conditions of the Ghetto.

Ghetto housewives sit in their
shabby kitchens drinking coffee
from their chipped coffee cups
complaining about their quandary
as to how they’ll pay their rents,
feed their hungry children,
fix the broken plumbing in the bathroom

They go on and on
about their
disadvantages,
their lack of fortitude and monies
while continuing to receive
their pathetic
welfare checks.

And the dichotomy between
the advantaged
and the disavantaged
continue to remain the same.

The ideologies of the sociopolitical
continue to remain nothing more
than conceptual ideals.

The evolution of the great suburbia
during the fifties
appeared to create more
of a distance
between those who have,
and those who have not.

Large houses, larger backyard,
turf''d lawns, weekly mowed
only proved
in isolating their neighboring
brethren
behind ideal fences
of rightousness.

They fatten their bellies
with the convoluted dictum
of more space,
better quality air,
better living environment.

Barricading their children’s
ingenuity and precocity in
the deathbed of safety
at the cost of creativity.

And the Ghetto housewife
still lives in the Ghetto with
her worries and pathetic
welfare check.
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Words Used: Gentility flounder coarse counterargument
Impoverish shabby coffeecups evolution brethren fatten
Bellies dictum liberal feminism quandary churchmen
Barricading ingenuity precocity creativety bathroom
Fence genteel monitory dichotomous

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Speculated, generated, rhyme related
from SuperVixagra Spam, dated 2/17/04
3rd. poem


I DON’T HAVE A CLUE

Twenty yards from heaven

Fifteen minutes of time

Dimensional space can kiss
my face.

If you untie this albatross
from around my neck,
maybe I could fly,
What the heck.

Fly, fly
to the imaginative
kingdom
of the fluid blue sky.

Sky, sky
don’t ask me why
Ezekiel moved to
the exultant high.

A priest and a prophet
his doctrines survived.

Survived, survived
this brandish fog
that’s surrounding
my head
in decedent thoughts
deterring like lead
the subject at hand
or
possibly ahead.

Ahead, ahead
ahead of what
I ponder why
for my mind is in exile,
half of the time
locked in it's chains
as
inaudible anarchy
makes it a slave.

Slave, slave
to computerized programs
that are similar to thoughts
they go into loops
with no defaults.

Defaults, defaults
shall I question
a few,
are probalistic and
inoperative
when you don’t
have a clue.

Clue, clue
a breakthrough
Is seen…
that possibly
thoughts
should
acquire some wings.

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Words used: imaginate fluid ezekiel moved exultant
doctrines brandish fog decedent deterring exile
audible anarchy default probalist inoperative clue
breakthrough

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Speculated - generated from Spam SuperVixagra
2nd. Poem
February 17, 2004


WALK TALL and BE YOUR OWN MAN
I know you can


Speak out,
Shout out
in loud speaking voice
in contempt
of chameleon doctrines
in the guise
of approval
of fruitious revenues,
great monitories for only
a few.

Against the controversial,
indissoluble effects
of non-nutritious foodstuff
in the common market.

Altercated, adulterated,
chemicalized with
additives and dyes.

In addition,
societies,
mothers
wonder
why their children cry,
complain
and misbehave.

They cannot learn,
they don’t discern
and sit with
brains a slumber
under
the asphalt of
computerized games.

The fraudulent hover
with spiked teeth
waiting as the
henchmen in Leavenworth
begin their execution
signaled at the
sight of the
unsuspecting,

the uniformed
and the apathetic
with tired eyes.

Tired, tired,
from the work and toil
of the kingdom of
condensable
Americana.

Tired
of bygone castles,
dreams
and embargoes
built by our
now geriatric fathers.

Trying to espouse
their auspicious ideals
that make our bellys
remorse.

Fingernails scratching,
clawing at the
precocious, the ingenious,
the meaningful,
and the
praiseworthy.

Bringing society
down
to the sea
of tumulate tears.

Brothers and Sisters,
take steps without
the leadened weight
of conformity.

Walk tall in the
russet corridors
of the giant redwood.

Alone
with your doctrines
of the epicurean
held close to your hearts.

Walk that beat of the
imaginate drummer.

Let surprise be
deliberate to your
eyes
once you’ve
taken that walk.

Tip-toe
not so silently
upon the rubble
of disparity.

Say no,
shout it out
to the cures of the
pharmacology.

Instead,
run,
gallop
to the fields
of
herbal wisdom,
the foundation
of all pharmacology.

Hail Caesar,
be healthy
wealthy
and wise.

Embrace
with feeling
your
sagacious mate
with the salubrious
return
of Eva.

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Words used: loudspeaking chameleon doctrines approval
Fruitious monitories controversial indissoluble effect
nutritious foodstuff common market asphalt fraudulent
hover henchmen levenworth execution signaled
apathetic kingdom condensable americana bygone
embargoes geriatric fathers auspicious belies remorse
fingernails precousity ingenious meaningful praiseworthly
down corridor redwood doctrines epicurean imaginate
deliberate rubble disparity gallop Cesar feeling sagacious
mate salubrious return Eva asphalt approval sea europium
leaden exudation
Speculated, Generated from Spam SuperVixagra
February 17, 2004


IN THE THRESSHOLD OF REMORSE

He lay on the couch
feeling absolutely
despondent with remorse,
biting his fingernail
with the jagged edge.

He had been suffering from insomnia
for several days now
and the range of his thoughts
were abstruse
with bigotry.

He queried to himself
when did I change?

When did this
metamorpisis take place,
producing
the chameleon of gender?

When did I first drink
of this, brandish fog
with impetuous delirium?

Downhill
to the Immoral
and
controversial larva
of whom I have become.

I knew that I always adored
pretty baubles
and delicate things.

When did I decide
to pander
my feminism
down the auspicious
corridors of the unknown?

To hovel over the loathsome,
the atrocious
and the fraudulent.

When did I fragment my psyche
in exudation
in exile
with the psychotic Camellia?

I took the gamble
and fled in boredom.

To the call of the schemata.
To the imaginate
chamber
of
Hades.

When did the he of me
become the she
of me?

Certainly
as the anarchy
of my somnolent mind
cancelled
the deliberate
inhibitor….

To my incontrollable
desires,
to contrive
at the exemplar
of the
ideal Eros.

I, the simplistic rookie
the delightful
prissy brainchild
with the precocity
of my
Id…

have run the gambit,
in merriment and fun
and have eaten
of the forbidden
fruit.

I have tasted of
the flesh
and now I
lay in regret.

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Words used: fingernail chameleon drink first brandish fog
fragment fled boredom gamble schemata chamber imaginate
call hades exemplar incontrollable fraudulent hovel atrocious
precocity exile camellia psychotic loathsome delirium cancelled
downhill despondent exultant insomnia immoral controversial
delightful simplistic rooky abstruse bigotry eaten rummage
auspicious prissy brainchild fun eat merriment larval remorse
couch pander corridor range bigotry impetuous loathsome
chamber anarchy desires contrive exemplar gambit

Monday, February 23, 2004

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Sunday, February 22, 2004

INSPIRED POEM (generated from)
MITCHEL BULLOCK’S e-mail on 2/20/04
ON SUPERVIJAGRA



SOJOURN at THE MARGUERITE INN

It all began during my sojourn at the
Marguerite Inn, in that little hillbilly town
of Charlottesville.

Where I just wanted a little reprieve
from my doldrum routines and existence
and to collect my thoughts.

I felt maniacal the day that I registered
and I reserved a room for several days.

I turned, with the key in my hand
and at that very moment
the bellman’s hand seemed to
caress my hand
as he took the
key from me.

As if knowing my distress
he then
took my only piece of luggage,
a black, indiscrete
duffle bag.

He looked into my eyes with his
faustian grin, and at once,
he became my Pegasus,
a mercenary brother
who would assure my safety
and sanity
to my haven, my Abyssinia
on the 5th floor,
of bergamot and noeroli.

He had a cosmopolitan air
about him and I could tell
he was no idiot,
proficient In speech
as he spoke with finesse
and with the vestige
of a Bostonian accent.

I had noticed an absence of
a southern drawl
as I queried about his nationality
and of course
he informed me
that he had grown-up
In Boston,
with Irish immigrant
parents.

He had also lived in Chicago, Illinois
and had made a pilgrimage
to Bombay India with a friend.

He had visited Indonesia, and
had lived abroad for several years
in Germany and France.

During our brief ride in the elevator
he informed me
that next door to the inn
was the extraordinary, O’dwyer’s pizzeria
and the Blue Note Lounge
where I could get
a cordial, champagne or
whatever I desired.

Once into my chamber,
my fortress of Camille,
I felt the proliferate
incantation
of the gypsy poet.

In the midst of my gladdened haze,
I felt the lack of oxygen,
creating a feverish blain
inside my head.

For the percussion of Horace
had assaulted the imagery
of my mind.

I flung myself down onto
the mattress, feeling faint.

By this time, my body’s reactant
to all the stimuli, hence from
the bellman –
made my limbs feel numb and wobbly,
as a child in the throws of Illness.

I now realized,
I was not only maniacal
but my mental sight
was perspicacious with presages
of a harbinger.

If I had only brought my horoscope
and transits,
which
at this moment,
I badly wanted to investigate.

What planetary influence was I under?

Surely, Neptune and Pluto were
beaming their rays
into my psyche.

Creating some altered state
in my
dimensional reality.

I lay in the bed
for what seemed to be an eternity,
trying to clarify my thoughts.

Suddenly, I realized
that I badly needed a cocktail
at the Blue Note Lounge.

This bellman,
with his Bostonian accent
had become my emperor,
my gladiator in chariot,
who had rescued my psyche
from the asperity of death.

This was indeed,
clandestine,
my visit
to the Marguerite Inn.

I chuckled to myself
feeling purged
and realizing
that life was indeed
strange
and facinating.

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Spam words used: horoscope mercenary
Faustian proficient chicago camille pilgrimage india
Clandestine Irish brethren cosmopolitan Abyssinia
extraordinary bergamot finesse Illinois Boston feel
Pegasus hence gypsy harbinger faint emperor chariot
chamber beguile maniacal immigrant assault incantation
Horace idiot feverish Charlottesville marguerite hillbilly
mattress child reactant bellman admitting oxygen
newfound gladden carry gladiator midst cordial numb
pizzeria o’dwyer imagery Indonesia prosodic asperity
perspicacious proficient

Friday, February 20, 2004

PICASSO, ANGELO AND DA VINCI

Picasso was no Angelo
and Angelo was no Da Vinci,
but two were commissioned
by the high omniscient pope.

One commission was interrupted
by the pope’s volition to divert funds
to Bramante’s rebuilding
of St Peter’s.

Great sorrow
would be experienced
by one.

The high Renaissance
produced a cluster of
extraordinary geniuses
during the fifteenth century.

Some say, Da Vinci was a
necromancer and other
scholars disagree.

Mona Lisa smiles
her heady smile at David
and David, with his
spastic muscles, loved
the Demoiselles (tramps)
amid the Avignon
(the red-light district)
in Barcelona.

If Da Vinci was considered
the first scientist of the
modern world
was Picasso
the second?

Surely this was an anomie
in both centuries
(15th and 20th).

Two were considered
masters
and one,
a cubist.

The old continuity
of composition
was shattered by one.

The assumption
beginning in the Renaissance
was given up,
came to an end
in the twentieth century.

All three
were considered
great artists
of their time.

All three
depicted
through their art,
the conceptual morals, values
and
ideologies
of a changing world,
in both
centuries.
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Thursday, February 19, 2004

ASTRONOMICAL REVENUES

Champagne for everyone.

Dance
eat
a little music
a little food
some allegro mystro.

You,
my friends,
you have deserved
this celebration.

The committal to this job
has been acknowledged.

You have worked hard
and yes,
you have been courageous
and guess what
my pisanos..
there was no
dammed conspiracy!

The Czechs, the chinks, the Portuguese,
send them all to Czechoslovakia.

The consortium has worked out well
and the parameters
have been set,
citywide.

Our excellent scientist,
Doctor Barns
and the breathy,Doctor Judson
and their team
from Belgium
are in the process of exporting
even as we celebrate
tonight.

They have taken
a droplet
of allotropic
homeomorphic germicide,
suspended it with the juice
of the opium poppy,
producing the most
elite
narcotic opiate
ever manufactured.

This narcotic
could be confiscated
if it were to fall into
the wrong hands.

Since the shortage in 1999,
we anticipate
this to be quite propitious.

The amount of money
anticipated
is astronomical.

Also,
we assume that other families
will try to get their hands
into this.

They will try to create
blockages
and
interfere with shipments.

Pisanos,
mobsters will get involved
and blood
will be
shed.

We will expect
impeccable inventory
once this is underway.

I am thoroughly positive
those congressmen
will set up adverse propaganda,
since it may coincide
with an electoral year.

And the press will be on our backs,
day and night.

We will disburse of the cargo
to Russia
where inspections
will be almost impossible
and, in case of any assults
or obstacles...
to our temporary, headquarters
in El Salvadore,
which should eliminate
any hassle with customs.

In other words...we expect
a major
cartel war.

Pisanos
you deserve
the world.

Your role in this endeavor
has become very important
and you will be rewarded
generously.

Once again
lets celebrate,
musica, lets bring in
the women.

Salute!

To astronomical
revenues.
________________________________________________________

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Committal acknowledged courageous conspiracy chinks Portuguese
Czechoslovakia consortium parameters citywide Barns breathy Judson
Belgium droplet allotropic homeomorphic germicide confiscated shortage
propitious blockages impeccable Inventory disburse cargo Russia assaults
obstacles Salvatore hassle customs

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

LOVE AND WAR


Come darling, have some champagne
lets be merry, even if it’s just for the moment.

Lets put our bitter sorrows, our fights,
our transgressions
to the morrow.

Lets bury them deep in the somnolent earth
no tears shed to douse the soil
for new birth….
so possibly we may start anew.

As the blossom of the chicory buds
emerge from their dormant hiatus
into eyes of new light.

Let our tormented hearts,
our omnibus games of upmanship
that has run amok,
with deceit to our psyches,
be absolved.

I believe darling,
that we have crossed over
the bridge, explored each others
parameters
and are now at a plateau.

Let the chords of allegro offshoot
and disperse in mockery.

No darling, your scrutable mind
has not created any fragmentation
of Orphic morale.

I still love you dearly.

You still make me feel breathy
with lust and aching,
with the gender of your
of your maleness.

More champagne darling,
a cigarette?

We are happy now
Aren’t we?

Let Athena forbear
till the morrow, when
our nocturnal wounds
begin to seep.

We will recuperate alongside,
entwined in each others arms
till daybreak
and our war of
love and hate resumes.

Lets dance and be merry
tonight.

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Monday, February 16, 2004

Inspired from Cialis


THE AGREEMENT

During the eleventh hour
the livid diamond merchant,
sitting in his overstuffed chair,
throws down the phone
after the fiery spirited dialogue
with the editorializer
in his heavy brogue,
baying like a chicken
dissertated on the compunctious abashments
on the death of civicism.

In a cyclone motion
he jumps out of his chair and
resumes his tirade on the surly executive,
in the bluestriped suit
a Brazilian collector of
rare diamonds and stamps.

Challenging the bureau, his voice blasting
with contemptuous bile, accusative-dative,
there would be no amortization
or annual payments.

In his mind he thought
this Brazilian collector was
quite the artifice and his response
would be conundrum.

He laughed to himself silently,
this Brazilian
this wooden bell-nosed cocker
surely had tabes dorsalis.

The Brazilian collector spoke with declamation,
suggesting a trade
of equal value,
that would benefit both.

That possibly
the diamond merchant would
accept an invitation
to stay at his villa,
in Volta Redonda for the summer ….

where he would have the opportunity
to meet many valuable buyers and
sellers of rare gems.

This appeared to placate the diamond merchant,
and this session ended
as a curtain draws down
as in a drama,
to the acknowledgements of a handshake
solidifying the agreement.


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Sunday, February 15, 2004

Inspired from inspirational email that
Initiated the Spam Project


HE AND HIS PASSIONS


The acid satire of verse, screeching with
poisonous hints of erotica,
excited his passions.

His queerish mind begins plowing the
bounteous terrains of erotic images,
adherent to the foils of
his imagination.

He savors the titillating burning verse
with hushed breath.

His lips and fingers, quiver at the turn
of each alluring page.

He adjourns, and reclines with thoughts
of the sanguinary, of the menials, exhortation,
and sadistic pleasures.

Aroused to the brambles of a rose bush…
as a mattock plunges deep, and deeper
into the fallow earth.

Expunging the idol of the exquisiteness
of pain, and its passions to the
somnolent inhibitor.

His thoughts of erotica begin to explode
in the bowels of his soul.

As scorching tears acidly pour to exculpate his
cupidity of the obscene.


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Saturday, February 14, 2004

Bring Me an Exorcist

In the Eleventh hour
behind the air curtain
of my cyclone-thoughts,
I am dream-haunted by
a diamond studded
cow-goddess
fused of cysts and bile—
Poured
into a dress
stitched with
Chestnut tree
bark disease.

My Daphne is
a corm to be dissertated
within the dark fields
of the therapist’s
trade journals and
to be measured by the
correlative ceilometers
of abashment
and acknowledgment.

When did I become
A baying chicken
looking for Ahab’s
blow-spray and Marilyn’s
breasts?
Won’t someone please
bring me an Exorcist,
a River God, or a
death-blast from
Morpheus?


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THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.

Tue Feb. 10th.



OFFENSIVE FOSSIL

The offensive bacteria that was suspended in
the fluid of albumin, from a fossil
of the Cambrian period,
vertebrae were intact,
from the excavation lead by the renowned
Scientist and Archeologist,
Doctor Allen.

Doctor Allen quotes that a seepage
permitted the homogenate calcine poop,
a phonon,
to escape into the atmosphere.

The press did not hesitate to harass Doctor Allen
for the release of his scientific findings,
to the seersuckers, “quote”
public.

Clamoring in naiveté,
the disgruntled public,
offensively ridiculed this mishap.

Finally, Doctor Allen was forced to release
the documentation, of his impeccable
research and findings to the
odium of the press.

Doctor Allen had referenced many books
from his damp and dusky library,
searching through the many references
that would allude to this
unexplainable phenomenon.


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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

INSPIRED (generated) FROM SPAMWORDS
THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.
TUE FEB. 10TH.

SHE WAS NO PUSSYCAT


The eloquent Lady Christina of Belgian ancestry,
a noteworthy horsewoman, loved the celerity
of the hunt.

A daredevil who enjoyed the accolades
of the knights of the court.

An enchantress, with fallow hair, and delicacy
of lush bosom, aroused the cupidity
of the Czar of Romania.

She was no pussycat.

Gossip and disapproval,
hushed whispers in the presence
of the Czar.

Documentation sited her abandon to ridicule,
and adverse crock, odium and gall
from the animosity of the court.

She received the blasphemy of the allegiant Aristotelian,
the deprave, and minus the acceptance of the forum.

She would herald the angel, Gabrielle for guidance,
for she was no pussycat.

An opulent emerald, crosscut, to infract the rays
of the atom, hexagonal in shape,
was messengered from Osiris.

To ward off the adverse army, that would send
her to the autumn of her demise.

Powers from the underworld,
unexplainable in nature, would defend her honor in the
force of enmity.

Cords of harmonic vibrations would facilitate her
ascension to the higher realms, of the poignant,
the dreamlike, and the ideal.

Onward to the hiatus of the Sisyphean inhibitor.



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Saturday, February 07, 2004

POEM FROM THE INSPIRATIONAL EMAIL WHICH INITIATED
THE SPAM PROJECT


THE END OF THIS

The activism of the activist cries out to the
crackpot in Algeria, noted as a frequent
customer at the local Bordellos.

Born and raised in Tennessee, his
accomplishments created notoriety amongst
the press.

The activist now clamor for his reform,
and possession of material, employed.

The genius of his creation, the exquisiteness
of the mix, the skill of his perfection, the
unabased hashish.

The activists want to put an end to this.

The End.
POEM INSPIRED BY VIAGRA SPAM MAIL

ABSOLUTION IN A FOREIGN LAND


The bricklaying Billie, a plebian versed in his field,
made a pilgrimage to Mecca, to brag about
his good Catechism compelled,
by his id.

The pathology of his insane motivations drove him to
an auspicious erratic decline,
where he would relinquish his tormented mind
amid the pessimism, and gladden
gloom to Allah.

His daily ritual, an allowance of insoluble opium,
which no longer sustained his soul in flight,
soon to divorce the romantic pathos, of
the war with outrageous fortune.

The loud speaking and illicit voice of society,
only befit to convulse serveralfold, his
philosophies, his idealization, and the scrutiny of
his worldview.

He would reciprocate with “Hamlet” on an
unearthly plain of his psyche, on
humanity’s somnolent ethics.

No adverse audience, to dichotomize, nor to hackle,
nor boo the guiding conservator, the falconry
of the messengers, of divine thought.

His travels in search for absolution, lead to Allah’s holly land,
the oceanic journey to Mecca,
expectations were propitious.

For acclamation of this world, no longer desired, or
needed.
Poem inspired from more raw words preying
on som men's "biggest fear..."


A SICILIAN WEDDING

Sir Clarence Raleigh, kindly accepts, revolts……
Yes, accepts the Sicilian marriage of his son,
Thomas Raleigh 11,
to Angelina Constantia Provolona,
in the Godforsaken little Province in France,
where the Parisians,
and the Sicilians,
can kiss my …..ass.

The media will hype this travesty as splashing royal news,
similar to the Kurds revolt against the British rule.

Wringing his hands in exhaustive thought,
his psych interwoven with rancid haunts,
was requisite to all his fears,
which he needed to subdue, the chatter,
clamor of his id,
cohered to traditions of a bygone year.

He needed to abolish the obsolete old, and welcome in the new.

This Sicilian marriage is abominable,
to our tradition and our name,
and an elephant in the nuptials,
is ridiculously insane.

Dam you, Thomas, my loving son,
just cohere to the familiar structure,
and abide to the Hebrew wedding laws,
“a Jew marries a Jew”.

Don’t give me a dam licking,
for past injustices you’ve received from me.

This travesty will soil and tarnish,
the bond I have with you.

It will not last, this mockery, a Sicilian wedded to a Jew.

Scoping the room with blurry sight,
to a cistern on the mantle,
dabs his fingers into it’s oil,
splashing it onto his skin,
as if to make a jester, or simply to placate.

He suspends his lamented heart,
to the regulators in his mind and considering all his options,
he ponders his own demise.

He proclaims this abominable occurrence has invaded his traditional,
somnolent mind.

This Sicilian Marriage,
a Sicilian to a Jew.





Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Poem created from raw words, dated 1/30/2004

From: Diana Salimi
To: Paula DiTallo
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 20:14:46-0800
Subject: Contacts: Editor's List

THE HONORARIUM

My loveable Samuelson,

You dear, impeccable, adorable egghead.

After a martini or two, in Durango, when you received the honorarium for best author on your impeccable work, and research, on the artistry of Japanese Calligraphy, and the history of the respectability of the Chinese concubine, and her resurgence into Western society.

I felt as though I was a blithe spirit in Fantasia, so happy and proud for you, so ecstatic was I, but can you believe, my dear Samuelson, that at the same time, my brain signaled – that it all bored me to tears.

My irascible fidelity is to you, my dear, adorable Samuelson.

Dear Samuelson, do you remember the high caliber of the restive Chaplin Henri, who expounded on the Apostle John, and the ascension of Christ.

It bored me to tears, dear Samuelson and drove you to another martini,

And his quoting on the biblical content of the major Arcana with his duopoly face.

Then, can you believe his acting as though he were a connoisseur, or maybe a buyer, of aerosol nair, evidenced by his scorched, irritated membrane of his upper lip, and lower jaw, not to mention behind his zipper.

Ha, ha, ha - and that oldster Dawson, with his carrot top toupee, babbling on about his mournful, inequitable escape, via, file and shiv, out of this dangerous prison, during his sojourn in the country of Azerbaijan.

My dear, dear Samuelson, it bored me all to tears.

Can you believe his disparagements and contempt for the phosphorescent seepage, of the cyst in his primary glands, and the influenza that he contracted at the boathouse in Cairn Ipso inland cafeteria that impaired and constricted his pancreas.

Afterwards, he claimed that the whole thing originated from a virus of the nucleoli of the native cowbird of Cairn Ispo.

Ha, ha, ha, my dear egghead, Samuelson, do you remember, and can you believe your friend, the judo fugitive Byrne, the archaic and foolhardy old hawk.

He became so passionate about the Hellenic period, and how Plato and Aristotle espoused and supported their philosophies of an ideal society.

Oh dear Samuelson, it bores me so to tears.

Oh, oh, Samuelson, your friend, the journalist, Hollingsworth, with his euphoric, mollycoddling journalese about the peak in amplifier sales, and his bombast indicting, on the customhouse headquarters, where they manufacture, full horseshoe, the great “Mercedes Benz”.

Not to mention the sedulous new tread Firestone tires and to extirpate their competitors. And mind you, in the absenteeism of the buyer.

Darling Samuelson, I’ve heard tell that they will raffled the Benz at the Brookhaven Chest Country Club, and it will be announced countrywide.

Oh dear, loveable Samuelson, your camaraderie with your friends, the foolhardy, clinging to sorority buzzwords, and the fraternity that ferments with age, as in a fine delicate wine, and way too expensive for everyday consummation, bores me absolutely to tears.

Dear, dear Samuelson, alas, another martini and cheers.

The End

Sunday, February 01, 2004

We’re starting February off RIGHT with a plethora of raw possibilities!;-)
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