ASTRONOMICAL REVENUES

Champagne for everyone.

Dance
eat
a little music
a little food
some allegro mystro.

You,
my friends,
you have deserved
this celebration.

The committal to this job
has been acknowledged.

You have worked hard
and yes,
you have been courageous
and guess what
my pisanos..
there was no
dammed conspiracy!

The Czechs, the chinks, the Portuguese,
send them all to Czechoslovakia.

The consortium has worked out well
and the parameters
have been set,
citywide.

Our excellent scientist,
Doctor Barns
and the breathy,Doctor Judson
and their team
from Belgium
are in the process of exporting
even as we celebrate
tonight.

They have taken
a droplet
of allotropic
homeomorphic germicide,
suspended it with the juice
of the opium poppy,
producing the most
elite
narcotic opiate
ever manufactured.

This narcotic
could be confiscated
if it were to fall into
the wrong hands.

Since the shortage in 1999,
we anticipate
this to be quite propitious.

The amount of money
anticipated
is astronomical.

Also,
we assume that other families
will try to get their hands
into this.

They will try to create
blockages
and
interfere with shipments.

Pisanos,
mobsters will get involved
and blood
will be
shed.

We will expect
impeccable inventory
once this is underway.

I am thoroughly positive
those congressmen
will set up adverse propaganda,
since it may coincide
with an electoral year.

And the press will be on our backs,
day and night.

We will disburse of the cargo
to Russia
where inspections
will be almost impossible
and, in case of any assults
or obstacles...
to our temporary, headquarters
in El Salvadore,
which should eliminate
any hassle with customs.

In other words...we expect
a major
cartel war.

Pisanos
you deserve
the world.

Your role in this endeavor
has become very important
and you will be rewarded
generously.

Once again
lets celebrate,
musica, lets bring in
the women.

Salute!

To astronomical
revenues.
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