Well, Our drug-dealin' friends @e-pharmacy hot-spots have spammed us again:
The market fresh words for today (a moveable feast!) :
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The spamProject began with the idea that the random words generated by spam senders to deflect the attention of spam blockers could be used as a means to reuse the words to offer unanticipated poetic phrases and artistic works.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Grovin and Crusin
Hey, man this is heavy stuff!
Here man, have some more of this
colossus locoweed.
Hey Bertie, lets take a cruise in your
Bonneville…don’t worry
I won’t scratch
the damm teakwood dash.
Hey man, don’t be so inconsiderate,
pass around that weed…
heavy, real heavy man.
Hey Bertie, its’ party-time.
This brazen music really jives,
and sucks at the same time,
but it's groovy too...
you know what I mean?
Hey man, I'm a groovin
to the music
down
Highway 95,
and everything is superfine.
I feel so cosmopolitan Bertie,
drivin along side of you,
my sexual babe,
and full of juice.
The wind in our hair
not even a care
as to where to go
or when we’ll arrive.
It’s superfine on Highway 95.
Hey man, dig this beat,
it escalates from down in my feet,
clear up to my chinny, chin chin.
“Like the Three Little Pigs”,
and the wolf man says…
I’ll blow your house in.
Ha..Ha..Ha!
Hey Bertie, pass that weed.
Man Bertie,
do you remember
that Parapsychology Professor
at White Hall?
Expounding on the crimes of
that psychopath…what’s his name?
Groovy...this weed is burning my fingers!
Yae, something about him
dwelling on the Bay of Pigs.
Man Bertie, that wasn’t so
groovy…that unsuccessful
attempt at our GREAT USA
invading the Cubes,
now was it?
Bummer! Bummer! Bummer!
Hey Bertie,
slow down!
We’re gonna crash!
We're gonna have an accident!
Just like the Grateful Dead
in their song…
we’re goin to be buried
along the side of those
damm Begonias.
Groovy man, pass the weed Bertie...
this has been a real head trip Bertie.
Hey, man this is heavy stuff!
Here man, have some more of this
colossus locoweed.
Hey Bertie, lets take a cruise in your
Bonneville…don’t worry
I won’t scratch
the damm teakwood dash.
Hey man, don’t be so inconsiderate,
pass around that weed…
heavy, real heavy man.
Hey Bertie, its’ party-time.
This brazen music really jives,
and sucks at the same time,
but it's groovy too...
you know what I mean?
Hey man, I'm a groovin
to the music
down
Highway 95,
and everything is superfine.
I feel so cosmopolitan Bertie,
drivin along side of you,
my sexual babe,
and full of juice.
The wind in our hair
not even a care
as to where to go
or when we’ll arrive.
It’s superfine on Highway 95.
Hey man, dig this beat,
it escalates from down in my feet,
clear up to my chinny, chin chin.
“Like the Three Little Pigs”,
and the wolf man says…
I’ll blow your house in.
Ha..Ha..Ha!
Hey Bertie, pass that weed.
Man Bertie,
do you remember
that Parapsychology Professor
at White Hall?
Expounding on the crimes of
that psychopath…what’s his name?
Groovy...this weed is burning my fingers!
Yae, something about him
dwelling on the Bay of Pigs.
Man Bertie, that wasn’t so
groovy…that unsuccessful
attempt at our GREAT USA
invading the Cubes,
now was it?
Bummer! Bummer! Bummer!
Hey Bertie,
slow down!
We’re gonna crash!
We're gonna have an accident!
Just like the Grateful Dead
in their song…
we’re goin to be buried
along the side of those
damm Begonias.
Groovy man, pass the weed Bertie...
this has been a real head trip Bertie.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Now for a new idea!
Let's see if it is possible to create a cohesive collage from the random words on this list. At some point in the near future under "Links", I will upload all the scanned collage images that I receive. The instructions are the very same--only instead of creating a poem, just create an image (8 1/2" x 11") with cut out pictures, words, newpaper print, etc. that express the idea that you have in mind to communicate-- which the spamWords inspired.
Here's the list:
malposed, clause, nimbus, lousy, sanitate, Ridiculous, skirt, they, erosive, everyone, counterexample, carboy, Jeff, rebellious, sewn, Aerobacter, squint. And, jazzy, westbound, squeaky, Gordon, shard, he, certainty, goldfish, retrogress. You, winnow, wiretapping, vision, quantity, trident,not, horticulture, swollen, Peabody, ardent, Scott, sunk, course, spokesman Kansas.
Let's see if it is possible to create a cohesive collage from the random words on this list. At some point in the near future under "Links", I will upload all the scanned collage images that I receive. The instructions are the very same--only instead of creating a poem, just create an image (8 1/2" x 11") with cut out pictures, words, newpaper print, etc. that express the idea that you have in mind to communicate-- which the spamWords inspired.
Here's the list:
malposed, clause, nimbus, lousy, sanitate, Ridiculous, skirt, they, erosive, everyone, counterexample, carboy, Jeff, rebellious, sewn, Aerobacter, squint. And, jazzy, westbound, squeaky, Gordon, shard, he, certainty, goldfish, retrogress. You, winnow, wiretapping, vision, quantity, trident,not, horticulture, swollen, Peabody, ardent, Scott, sunk, course, spokesman Kansas.
Hello All--
It looks like our old style simple word list has given way to true electronic babble-drivel -- or --
the "banter of the inconsiderate"!;-)
Check out what "Lutz" or Boyle999cet@yahoo.com has to say in his/her advertisement for "adgditional deegreees" -- These "deegreees" would have to be in creative writing, yes?
banter of inconsiderate in denny steeplebush in aerobic if parapsychology are white hall bridegroom of aug and slingshot in crotchety crime in bertie is touch of consilidate chard your citroen invasive are abroad dictum is conceal of cosmopolitan in pyroxenite unction in escalate if brazen are collarbone in dwell of bay and in take in hectic insofar is restoration of internecine in rustproof acccident in loco weed if pun are begonia sexual of bonneville and teakwood in colossus.
It looks like our old style simple word list has given way to true electronic babble-drivel -- or --
the "banter of the inconsiderate"!;-)
Check out what "Lutz" or Boyle999cet@yahoo.com has to say in his/her advertisement for "adgditional deegreees" -- These "deegreees" would have to be in creative writing, yes?
banter of inconsiderate in denny steeplebush in aerobic if parapsychology are white hall bridegroom of aug and slingshot in crotchety crime in bertie is touch of consilidate chard your citroen invasive are abroad dictum is conceal of cosmopolitan in pyroxenite unction in escalate if brazen are collarbone in dwell of bay and in take in hectic insofar is restoration of internecine in rustproof acccident in loco weed if pun are begonia sexual of bonneville and teakwood in colossus.
Saturday, January 29, 2005
THE JOURNEY
Flemish
Silhouettes
Of morning
Streetlamp halos
Adorning
Seriate lanes
Luxe headlights
Beam
On wet slick terrain
Smokestacks belching
Plumes of
Pale blue,
Gaseous fumes
Squelching howls
From the
port of Porto
from beneath
it's bows
Playmate of the seas
Wheels squeal
Rubber peels
As tires taxied
Past
The commonality
Of the shipyard
Zigzagging,
Undulating,
Lilliputian paths
Of stone
and
grass
Restrainting
Pretty me,
Rebellious you,
Recalcitrant he,
And they
From...
Crossing the babbling
Brook side
Where the
Goldfish polka
Down
The stream
In jittery,
Spirited play
We pass
The railways
Leviathan trains
That
Convoke into
Rigid queues
With
Steel clanging
Against
Steel
The skylarks
Concordant flight
With the trains'
velocity
is quite
a sight
Alas,
Much glee
In climax
Of
The many sights
And sounds
Along
The
Peaceful
Kankakee
Home
of
Reptilian entities
Thriving
In composites
of
Herbs, shrubs, and
trees
St. Peter's Basilica,
The Masterpiece
of
Michelangelo's
Conception of God
Adorns
The guilded
Chambers
Sojourn
With
The Courteous,
Algebraic,
Erasmus
Who banters
Tit for tat.
The journey
Ends.
Flemish
Silhouettes
Of morning
Streetlamp halos
Adorning
Seriate lanes
Luxe headlights
Beam
On wet slick terrain
Smokestacks belching
Plumes of
Pale blue,
Gaseous fumes
Squelching howls
From the
port of Porto
from beneath
it's bows
Playmate of the seas
Wheels squeal
Rubber peels
As tires taxied
Past
The commonality
Of the shipyard
Zigzagging,
Undulating,
Lilliputian paths
Of stone
and
grass
Restrainting
Pretty me,
Rebellious you,
Recalcitrant he,
And they
From...
Crossing the babbling
Brook side
Where the
Goldfish polka
Down
The stream
In jittery,
Spirited play
We pass
The railways
Leviathan trains
That
Convoke into
Rigid queues
With
Steel clanging
Against
Steel
The skylarks
Concordant flight
With the trains'
velocity
is quite
a sight
Alas,
Much glee
In climax
Of
The many sights
And sounds
Along
The
Peaceful
Kankakee
Home
of
Reptilian entities
Thriving
In composites
of
Herbs, shrubs, and
trees
St. Peter's Basilica,
The Masterpiece
of
Michelangelo's
Conception of God
Adorns
The guilded
Chambers
Sojourn
With
The Courteous,
Algebraic,
Erasmus
Who banters
Tit for tat.
The journey
Ends.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Hello All--
Well, I was so under-whelmed by today's spamWords in my junk mail folder, that
I jumped over to my favorite word generator site. Look at one of the phrases that popped out: Porto by Cornwall.
I like the idea of: Porto™ by Cornwall even better!
Porto™.
I haven't a clue what it might be--but it does have an "industry standard" sort of ring to it!
Porto™ sounds like a SOLID, reliable, STRENGTHENING product! Something Black & Decker might come up ... I think it might be a ....powerful putty-adhesive...
by Cornwall.
This changes everything! You see, now that I image the real creators of Porto™ ... to be named Cornwall, I'm just sure Porto™ is a man-made resin porcelain produced by the stately makers of Britian's best and finest bone china....
OK...enough already...here are today's spamWords, as if generated first hand by the advertisers themselves!!!
Taxied concordant commonality restraint Zigzagging shipyard courteous seriate sulfanilamide not brookside halo jittery playmate sent aborning convoke combatant. Madeira howl squeal cease the tit codeposit bilabial pretty me oppose the skylark. Railway NIH by reptilian Fleming caliber Bucknell goldfish Moore gneiss peel chamber Porto by Cornwall they you and. I marshal Seoul Alcott luxe headlight he rigid Kankakee and pacemake Higgins glee memo. Erasmus conception polka IL librate saltbush peace algebraic I Michaelangelo you wool Lilliputian recalcitrant rebellion they you.
Well, I was so under-whelmed by today's spamWords in my junk mail folder, that
I jumped over to my favorite word generator site. Look at one of the phrases that popped out: Porto by Cornwall.
I like the idea of: Porto™ by Cornwall even better!
Porto™.
I haven't a clue what it might be--but it does have an "industry standard" sort of ring to it!
Porto™ sounds like a SOLID, reliable, STRENGTHENING product! Something Black & Decker might come up ... I think it might be a ....powerful putty-adhesive...
by Cornwall.
This changes everything! You see, now that I image the real creators of Porto™ ... to be named Cornwall, I'm just sure Porto™ is a man-made resin porcelain produced by the stately makers of Britian's best and finest bone china....
OK...enough already...here are today's spamWords, as if generated first hand by the advertisers themselves!!!
Taxied concordant commonality restraint Zigzagging shipyard courteous seriate sulfanilamide not brookside halo jittery playmate sent aborning convoke combatant. Madeira howl squeal cease the tit codeposit bilabial pretty me oppose the skylark. Railway NIH by reptilian Fleming caliber Bucknell goldfish Moore gneiss peel chamber Porto by Cornwall they you and. I marshal Seoul Alcott luxe headlight he rigid Kankakee and pacemake Higgins glee memo. Erasmus conception polka IL librate saltbush peace algebraic I Michaelangelo you wool Lilliputian recalcitrant rebellion they you.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
SWINE
The honorary decked in camouflage,
with tired feet on desert lands,
where the sun is sure
to blister flesh
instead of tans.
Special forces flown in
from Colorado’s Peterson,
to this God forsaken
yogurt land;
the borders of
Isfahan.
Lieutenant Dutch,
commanding
unilateral attacks
against the enemy,
but in his mind;
he envisions Camelot.
Blood, and death,
and death, and blood,
the aftermath of altercations
with the leaders’
of the
Promised land.
=================================
Words used: unilateral honorary swine
Camelot altercation isfahan Colorado
flown yogurt
The honorary decked in camouflage,
with tired feet on desert lands,
where the sun is sure
to blister flesh
instead of tans.
Special forces flown in
from Colorado’s Peterson,
to this God forsaken
yogurt land;
the borders of
Isfahan.
Lieutenant Dutch,
commanding
unilateral attacks
against the enemy,
but in his mind;
he envisions Camelot.
Blood, and death,
and death, and blood,
the aftermath of altercations
with the leaders’
of the
Promised land.
=================================
Words used: unilateral honorary swine
Camelot altercation isfahan Colorado
flown yogurt
When the Eagle Speaks, the World really does Listen!
I’ll soothe.
Too late, Eagle! You’ve already shed your colicky molt.
We’ve seen your toxic skin.
We’ve heard your electronic cackles
from the roost of your newsroom.
I’ll delve.
Too late, Eagle! You’ve already
flown over us
dropping your dreams of a unilateral Camelot
on our husbands,
on our wives,
on our children.
I’ll have my way.
Will you
have your way
or
Will your way
have you, Eagle?
I’ll altercate.
We know!
We’ll goad…
… and you
will delve…
into the sour pool
of our territorial yogurt!
Bring a spoon the size of Colorado!
Remember to stir the
fruit of your labor
from the very bottom!
When the flavor of our dead satisfies,
when the texture of your dead soothes,
when that damaged hour arrives...
...we will all
have
fed
on the
slops of our way.
when that frightful hour arrives...
... we will both
lift our snouts up
from our
trough
...and dare to call
each other
Swine!
I’ll soothe.
Too late, Eagle! You’ve already shed your colicky molt.
We’ve seen your toxic skin.
We’ve heard your electronic cackles
from the roost of your newsroom.
I’ll delve.
Too late, Eagle! You’ve already
flown over us
dropping your dreams of a unilateral Camelot
on our husbands,
on our wives,
on our children.
I’ll have my way.
Will you
have your way
or
Will your way
have you, Eagle?
I’ll altercate.
We know!
We’ll goad…
… and you
will delve…
into the sour pool
of our territorial yogurt!
Bring a spoon the size of Colorado!
Remember to stir the
fruit of your labor
from the very bottom!
When the flavor of our dead satisfies,
when the texture of your dead soothes,
when that damaged hour arrives...
...we will all
have
fed
on the
slops of our way.
when that frightful hour arrives...
... we will both
lift our snouts up
from our
trough
...and dare to call
each other
Swine!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Hello All--
OK, It's been a LONG while--in fact, I think our Spammers are getting more and more clever about hiding their wordPools!
Here's something from our friends at Unicity805tabs.us! Where we can purchase our presciptions conveniently online!
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
THE CHICAGO DIEHARDS
Shady McIntyre and his hangout gang
Sitting at the bar and watching the game.
Looking like penguins as they huddle in a row
Loosened and drunk and anything goes.
Solidifying their justified lack
From a foaming mug of buckhorn brew.
Hip notes of gypsy jazz,
Ode to Billy Joe
As Reinhart strums with lily-skill
Guitar and soul aglow.
Applauding as an aftermath
With electrifying gale
As the hangout gang and Shady,
Eager countenance and boyhood glee,
Now drunk on the barley of the buckhorn brew,
Shady McIntyre takes a right steep fling
To the midsection of Johnny McGee.
As the story goes - a rumble ensues
Fists colliding at fiery speed
An opportune left with Johnny’s best
And the rest is history.
WORDS USED: Chicago diehard Shady McIntyre
Hangout gang huddle loosened drunk solidifying
Lack ode Reinhart lily skill applaud aftermath
Electrify eager countenance boyhood buckhorn
Rumble opportune steep fling midsection story
Barley hip note fire
Shady McIntyre and his hangout gang
Sitting at the bar and watching the game.
Looking like penguins as they huddle in a row
Loosened and drunk and anything goes.
Solidifying their justified lack
From a foaming mug of buckhorn brew.
Hip notes of gypsy jazz,
Ode to Billy Joe
As Reinhart strums with lily-skill
Guitar and soul aglow.
Applauding as an aftermath
With electrifying gale
As the hangout gang and Shady,
Eager countenance and boyhood glee,
Now drunk on the barley of the buckhorn brew,
Shady McIntyre takes a right steep fling
To the midsection of Johnny McGee.
As the story goes - a rumble ensues
Fists colliding at fiery speed
An opportune left with Johnny’s best
And the rest is history.
WORDS USED: Chicago diehard Shady McIntyre
Hangout gang huddle loosened drunk solidifying
Lack ode Reinhart lily skill applaud aftermath
Electrify eager countenance boyhood buckhorn
Rumble opportune steep fling midsection story
Barley hip note fire
Saturday, July 17, 2004
I HATE PATSY CLINE
I remember mama sitting at the old oak kitchen table
that granddad had given her when I was seven years old.
Oh, how happy she was, with an electrifying intensity
of delight in her eyes. Tears rolled down her
ruby flushed cheeks.
And out of the blue,
with an outlandish gestured
sweep of her arms,
she whisks out this bland old oilcloth
with a printed botany of green artichokes,
pearlier onions, and yellow orange carrots
and…
Thereafter, we never again saw the beautiful
golden grains
that striated the length of the tabletop.
She claimed it was for protection –
hummm.
She would sit for hours,
hands folded as if she were
praying to God above,
with a lukewarm cup
of yellow chamomile tea
and two burnt pieces of toast
spread with raspberry jam.
Patsy’s music assaulted the air,
the rooms, everywhere with
melodies of,
love just smitten,
love gone wrong,
and a broken heart
that needed mending.
Even the dog in the doghouse
across the yard
would give an occasional howl to the tunes.
Sometimes it was almost impossible
to do my homework,
and the music so grated on my nerves…
I had this capricious notion to
abort and head right out the door.
I hated Patsy Cline.
This was mama’s daily ritual,
around six o’clock,
put on the vinyl records and
listen to Patsy wail
waiting for dad to come home.
When he did arrive home,
mama, on the brink of tears
would hug him so hard
glad that he had returned.
It was downright depressing,
and that is why I hated
Patsy Cline.
At seven years old,
I blamed Patsy for all of mama’s tears,
not really understanding
why mama really cried.
I though those sad, sad stories
that Patsy sang about,
was what made mama cry.
Later in my adult years
I knew why mama cried
those tears to Patsy Cline’s music-
for I now cry those same tears.
Instead of chamomile tea,
It’s beer
instead of toast and raspberry jam,
it’s remorse and sadness
and
Patsy Cline’s music
still
continues to assault
every room in my house.
And I still hate Patsy Cline.
Words Used: electrifying outlandish bland
oilcloth botany artichokes lukewarm
yellow doghouse grated capricious listen brink
I remember mama sitting at the old oak kitchen table
that granddad had given her when I was seven years old.
Oh, how happy she was, with an electrifying intensity
of delight in her eyes. Tears rolled down her
ruby flushed cheeks.
And out of the blue,
with an outlandish gestured
sweep of her arms,
she whisks out this bland old oilcloth
with a printed botany of green artichokes,
pearlier onions, and yellow orange carrots
and…
Thereafter, we never again saw the beautiful
golden grains
that striated the length of the tabletop.
She claimed it was for protection –
hummm.
She would sit for hours,
hands folded as if she were
praying to God above,
with a lukewarm cup
of yellow chamomile tea
and two burnt pieces of toast
spread with raspberry jam.
Patsy’s music assaulted the air,
the rooms, everywhere with
melodies of,
love just smitten,
love gone wrong,
and a broken heart
that needed mending.
Even the dog in the doghouse
across the yard
would give an occasional howl to the tunes.
Sometimes it was almost impossible
to do my homework,
and the music so grated on my nerves…
I had this capricious notion to
abort and head right out the door.
I hated Patsy Cline.
This was mama’s daily ritual,
around six o’clock,
put on the vinyl records and
listen to Patsy wail
waiting for dad to come home.
When he did arrive home,
mama, on the brink of tears
would hug him so hard
glad that he had returned.
It was downright depressing,
and that is why I hated
Patsy Cline.
At seven years old,
I blamed Patsy for all of mama’s tears,
not really understanding
why mama really cried.
I though those sad, sad stories
that Patsy sang about,
was what made mama cry.
Later in my adult years
I knew why mama cried
those tears to Patsy Cline’s music-
for I now cry those same tears.
Instead of chamomile tea,
It’s beer
instead of toast and raspberry jam,
it’s remorse and sadness
and
Patsy Cline’s music
still
continues to assault
every room in my house.
And I still hate Patsy Cline.
Words Used: electrifying outlandish bland
oilcloth botany artichokes lukewarm
yellow doghouse grated capricious listen brink
Sunday, July 11, 2004
MOTHER OF LABORED LOVE
Yellow, lukewarm afternoon sun
beams its penetrating rays
day after day
week after week
on gray ashen window paines.
Creating galaxies of sunspots
for eyes to peek through,
to view a world distorted
a perspective quite anew.
White linen like casein milk
clothes colored navy and blue
afloat and hang freely,
from clothespins on a tight, taunt line
bobbin in a summer’s dance of clean.
Prior to this dance of clean
purposeful hands
plunge
into a warmish basin
of soapy bubbles
and suds,
knuckles red,
and bleed from duty.
She,
clannish old hag,
mother of labored love
now mean,
curt and hateful
carries the basket
of laundry
and toil.
She,
Just a woman,
peeks through the sunspot paines
and dreams of a different day,
when she was young
and possibilities
lied behind the garden gate.
She,
A great Duchess,
A Baroness,
A Queen,
denounces her insignificant role,
mother of labored love.
Words Used: Yellow lukewarm ashen
Sunspots distorted casein afloat bobbin
Purposeful warmish basin duty clannish
Hag curt hateful clothes gate duchess
Baroness denounces
Yellow, lukewarm afternoon sun
beams its penetrating rays
day after day
week after week
on gray ashen window paines.
Creating galaxies of sunspots
for eyes to peek through,
to view a world distorted
a perspective quite anew.
White linen like casein milk
clothes colored navy and blue
afloat and hang freely,
from clothespins on a tight, taunt line
bobbin in a summer’s dance of clean.
Prior to this dance of clean
purposeful hands
plunge
into a warmish basin
of soapy bubbles
and suds,
knuckles red,
and bleed from duty.
She,
clannish old hag,
mother of labored love
now mean,
curt and hateful
carries the basket
of laundry
and toil.
She,
Just a woman,
peeks through the sunspot paines
and dreams of a different day,
when she was young
and possibilities
lied behind the garden gate.
She,
A great Duchess,
A Baroness,
A Queen,
denounces her insignificant role,
mother of labored love.
Words Used: Yellow lukewarm ashen
Sunspots distorted casein afloat bobbin
Purposeful warmish basin duty clannish
Hag curt hateful clothes gate duchess
Baroness denounces
Friday, July 09, 2004
OK, time for a little "Christian" debt relief!;-)
(I particularly like the subject)
Subject: debt relief christian crux bipartisan kennedy
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(I particularly like the subject)
Subject: debt relief christian crux bipartisan kennedy
eigenspace shady McIntyre Compleat terbium skip incubate scowl Cambodia obedient teletypewrite gabbro visitor BSTJ reflectance colorate. Waltham iambic silly diffusive stimulate Abigail she Skill kathleen you lavatory Magnuson glorify orangutan Clarence toenail defer baccalaureate phosphate I they Danube ring apprentice. Tailwind thermistor qualitative mandatory rototill palladia hip note torpid Masonic toxic guise Brazilian. Prentice alia testate Jorge artificial eavesdropped various stall. Ice Chinatown gator taste sicklewort dysplasia Purchase useful I And communion Torah Trinidad cookery maternity inferred Bangui SIAM defer. Gaunt applaud aftermath lithosphere author not by julep digitalis coin irk combination he lily skill . Inconsiderable gangling covert husband corporal demography adjudge Olav roundabout huh forbear. Pinxter cutaneous decease Brennan Idiom you blat teach innocent sepuchral Rinehart workpiece Willa Euridyce. Barbour I barbarism steeplebush woeful shuffleboard consul and Liz they lineman paperback worldwide constipate you Krakow. Emboss rumble millenia tangerine lurid clubroom solidify lack volcanic homestead Preston quahog tepid.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Breakdown
She watches as the lukewarm
Artichoke shifts to
Huddle sadly
Afloat the
Yellow
Sunspot of butter.
Drunk she is,
Beatrice,
On the degradation of this windfall,
This warmish waif of a vegetable,
A miracle of botany,
Aching on the oilcloth.
-Barbara Wunder
----Words used: breakdown, lukewarm, artichoke, huddle, afloat, yellow, sunspot, drunk, Beatrice, degradation, windfall, warmish, botany, aching, oilcloth
She watches as the lukewarm
Artichoke shifts to
Huddle sadly
Afloat the
Yellow
Sunspot of butter.
Drunk she is,
Beatrice,
On the degradation of this windfall,
This warmish waif of a vegetable,
A miracle of botany,
Aching on the oilcloth.
-Barbara Wunder
----Words used: breakdown, lukewarm, artichoke, huddle, afloat, yellow, sunspot, drunk, Beatrice, degradation, windfall, warmish, botany, aching, oilcloth
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Yes, yet another ad for Generic meds--there are two I don't recognize in this one: Phentermine and Cialis!
From: Cantu Milton
To: pktobias@sprynet.com
Subject: washbowl
Date: Jul 6, 2004 12:30 AM
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From: Cantu Milton
To: pktobias@sprynet.com
Subject: washbowl
Date: Jul 6, 2004 12:30 AM
Pktobias mba gates somebody u.s.a geochemistry euclidean metallurgy opportune
oilcloth gentry scurvy correspondent edict grate phd barge king corrigendum accusative bland gig confluent ferguson bathurst schuylkill chalcedony drunk integer ode enid captor electrify estella spikenard drizzle whereas carbonaceous consign allen snick hillock anyhow outlandish dreamt clio planar botany diehard wand quartet academician solenoid chicago despoil hangout crowd loosen trainmen butyrate seamen autosuggestible cantle midsection hick featherbedding burdensome dorcas annale apollo davis exudation ooze correlate bath barbarian o'hare afloat closure knight emblem stretch blandish tv rhodolite blockage animal alamo pritchard abreact galway application anionic perish dynamic artichoke schmitt storeroom bing conrail athena depository bonus urbane breakdown gyrate attitude bianco clothe colatitude drawbridge itinerant quadrangular serology contrabass comply steep fling taketh prerequisite bipartisan merle cohosh hodge sanitarium caprice skater dutton deploy disco gallows envy dun brink seaport chloroplatinate pedagogy gape adjectival correspondent brandish chew cudgel doghouse overhang me sarah button exorcise antares basswood dead aching muong dissociate effie versa opt beatrice bert barren offertory apostate cyclorama amoebae kingfisher barley sterno else jujube gorilla existential progression czar windfall perverse powell billboard apollonian fayette eaton bang denouement buckhorn emeritus psycho toni capistrano colosseum huddle dow feign question economy wiggins finch honeymoon rehabilitate mitt mauricio evict lukewarm casein tanya story pinehurst duty mansfield precocious sunspot grew abstention listen adulterous educate univac beach fay arousal rome degradation treetop dilettante cummings bean compensable houghton timothy pearlite calgary phyla clannish yellow calendrical balky colicky hateful that'd cyanic haag kurt hecatomb urbana cinch bilharziasis revelation woodcut delve theft est exclamation inholding marty duchess osier among collide carven nasa baroness czar spire beauregard ambling jacobite warmish ash allergic fire beecham averse handshake purposeful edna eager countenance digitalis boyhood vindictive basin alcoholism cavemen deafen aurelius electress lineup agone prostate percept apostle bobbin mathewson extrema anna kinky scalp beatific
Sunday, June 27, 2004
RUTHLESS POACHERS
There is bloodshed in the Congo
as the ruthless poachers
set their traps
to the agony of the jungle lair.
Some collapse and crumble
in the zone of deceptive brush,
camoflagueing deadly traps.
The codeword amongst the Negroid tribesmen
echoes the deafening alarm
of the plummeting beats
on deerskin drums.
The profits from ivory tusks and hides
are great.
The lawmen's argument continues
in fearsome warfare against this atrocity.
The foundlings and their mothers
withstand as specters
to their daily predicament of brutal arrest.
Gorillas are shot down
and are in danger of extinction
for mere trophies and awards.
Their paws, nail and heads
hang on the walls and belts
of men without souls.
A modicum of military guards
patrol the jungle in attempt
to protect
these animals
however, this is not enough.
This inhumane profiteering needs
to halt,
lest there be no more lions,
hippopotamuses, crocodiles, giraffes
and gorillas.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS USED: Bloodshed Congo ruthless agony
Collapse crumble zone deceptive codeword
Negroid echoes deafen lawmen argument
Continues fearsome warfare modicum
Inhumane halt foundlings withstand specters
Daily predicament brutal arrest
There is bloodshed in the Congo
as the ruthless poachers
set their traps
to the agony of the jungle lair.
Some collapse and crumble
in the zone of deceptive brush,
camoflagueing deadly traps.
The codeword amongst the Negroid tribesmen
echoes the deafening alarm
of the plummeting beats
on deerskin drums.
The profits from ivory tusks and hides
are great.
The lawmen's argument continues
in fearsome warfare against this atrocity.
The foundlings and their mothers
withstand as specters
to their daily predicament of brutal arrest.
Gorillas are shot down
and are in danger of extinction
for mere trophies and awards.
Their paws, nail and heads
hang on the walls and belts
of men without souls.
A modicum of military guards
patrol the jungle in attempt
to protect
these animals
however, this is not enough.
This inhumane profiteering needs
to halt,
lest there be no more lions,
hippopotamuses, crocodiles, giraffes
and gorillas.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS USED: Bloodshed Congo ruthless agony
Collapse crumble zone deceptive codeword
Negroid echoes deafen lawmen argument
Continues fearsome warfare modicum
Inhumane halt foundlings withstand specters
Daily predicament brutal arrest
Sunday, June 06, 2004
MY FATHER AND I
When I think back about my father,
the shadowy image in my mind’s eye
is always clouded and contorted.
His platinum hair and mustache
with a persona of an archangel,
here to guide me to conservatism,
beyond this earthly plane.
He frightened me with his
Edwardian morals
moreover, I deplored his ideologies
and who he was,
and yet,
I saw him as a demigod
to be emulated.
I tried many times to be the man
he wanted me to be…
attempting to walk in his oversized shoes.
Only I couldn’t - knowing that
somehow, I would loose myself.
At an early age I gravitated towards
the path less trodden.
He, being genteel yet brave,
egocentric and verbose,
a traditionalist and conformist,
walked the path of the sages.
He taught me the rudiments of his trade
with an accent of a language past.
A pontificating scholar of the academy.
And expecting me to be the same.
The only problem – was me.
My mind had wings and soared
to imaginable heights,
to horizons, he had never dared dream.
This was the twentieth century,
the world and “I “ were in a metamorphosis
of change.
Why, I was the world at that time!
I was forever inquisitive
and strove in arduous attempts,
sometimes foolhardy,
to avoid the conformal societal conventions
of his preaching’s.
Which only displeased and
drove him to despair.
My incandescent wit
to outsmart my father
would invariably end
in vicissitudes of his wrath.
Minor arguments would become
tantamount warfare,
he usually the victor.
As I recap on the episodes
of my early years,
I can see my ideologies coalesces
with his.
I believe, a part of my soul,
that of the revolutionist, is lost,
buried somewhere in my psyche,
to be retrieved later.
For I feel, that I am now,
very similar to my father.
A centurion fighting for conservatism;
with relic ideologies of the past.
------------------------------------------------------------
Words Used: contorted platinum mustache archangel
Conservatism Edwardian genteel egocentric verbose
Conformist rudiments language pontificating scholar
Academy forever inquisitive strove arduous foolhardy
Conformal societal arguments incandescent warfare
Fearsome relic soul
When I think back about my father,
the shadowy image in my mind’s eye
is always clouded and contorted.
His platinum hair and mustache
with a persona of an archangel,
here to guide me to conservatism,
beyond this earthly plane.
He frightened me with his
Edwardian morals
moreover, I deplored his ideologies
and who he was,
and yet,
I saw him as a demigod
to be emulated.
I tried many times to be the man
he wanted me to be…
attempting to walk in his oversized shoes.
Only I couldn’t - knowing that
somehow, I would loose myself.
At an early age I gravitated towards
the path less trodden.
He, being genteel yet brave,
egocentric and verbose,
a traditionalist and conformist,
walked the path of the sages.
He taught me the rudiments of his trade
with an accent of a language past.
A pontificating scholar of the academy.
And expecting me to be the same.
The only problem – was me.
My mind had wings and soared
to imaginable heights,
to horizons, he had never dared dream.
This was the twentieth century,
the world and “I “ were in a metamorphosis
of change.
Why, I was the world at that time!
I was forever inquisitive
and strove in arduous attempts,
sometimes foolhardy,
to avoid the conformal societal conventions
of his preaching’s.
Which only displeased and
drove him to despair.
My incandescent wit
to outsmart my father
would invariably end
in vicissitudes of his wrath.
Minor arguments would become
tantamount warfare,
he usually the victor.
As I recap on the episodes
of my early years,
I can see my ideologies coalesces
with his.
I believe, a part of my soul,
that of the revolutionist, is lost,
buried somewhere in my psyche,
to be retrieved later.
For I feel, that I am now,
very similar to my father.
A centurion fighting for conservatism;
with relic ideologies of the past.
------------------------------------------------------------
Words Used: contorted platinum mustache archangel
Conservatism Edwardian genteel egocentric verbose
Conformist rudiments language pontificating scholar
Academy forever inquisitive strove arduous foolhardy
Conformal societal arguments incandescent warfare
Fearsome relic soul
Saturday, May 22, 2004
EIGHT HUMAN FRAILTIES
SCENE 1
Cynthia, sitting on the sun porch in her favorite rattan chair
in the luxury of idle hours, staring at her prized Yucca plant
in a dazed haze of transitory images, contemplating death.
Perspiration on her forehead at the predicament
of the brutal act that she imagines will set her mind free,
and relinquish all her self-imposed guilt.
SCENE 2
Deanne, nervously biting the quick of her nails,
cigarette after cigarette, her whole being anxious.
Her mind in a state of unbearable anxiety, hands shakily
reach for the cup of strong dark coffee.
She ponders, how much can I get from granddame’s
silver tea set and her beautiful heirloom emerald broach?
I can’t sell them, but I have to get some money.
Her hands clammy and wet, brush over her ruffled
dark brown hair.
Tears begin to roll down her face. If only I didn’t have
this habit. This addiction to the opium and the cannabis
is doing very little to take off the edge.
Oh Fuck It!
SCENE 3
The millionaire Carlson, now on the bandwagon, his latest
philosophy; never a drop of wine shall caress these lips.
So as an abstraction from his addiction he cavorts
and is in cahoots with this foolhardy chap from Belgium.
Who is verbose about his powder puff indiscretions
with the same sex and his affinity for masochistic and
sadistic pleasures.
He feels his emotions and decisions have run amok,
and there’ll be a premium he’ll have to pay,
and not with his money.
SCENE 4
Anita and Donovan had a fearsome argument while staying
at the Astoria Hotel. Each biting piece of dialogue filled
with bitter contempt, stabbing at each other’s heart.
Anita to the point of tears, while Donovan brooded
over his beer with nothing more to say.
No fault lay upon his chest, only comments made in jest.
Anita will make him pay the price, for his eyes taking
in the sights of the beauteous, Aphroditic author
with a very lush bosom, in the lobby of the Astoria.
Dam, dam, dam, will she ever let this end?
SCENE 5
Wilhelmina, with her righteous probity, queries into the
psychoanalytic realms of her mind and heart.
Guilt lay behind every shadowed corner of her psyche
over the tryst with this married man from Vancouver.
Her liaisons with married men have been great and many
and had never bothered or troubled her before, but now
to defrock the tapestry of mental complexities has made
her soul unrest
No heroine with laudatory laurels, had she been to the
many men whose pleasures she had obliged,
that of course their wives had forsaken for the children,
the house and the headaches.
She chuckled to herself as tears releasable poured
from orbs of remorse.
She the dramatist, had she not portrayed the damsel in distress
that had lured the men into her web?
Why should her heart ponder over ethics and morality now?
SCENE 6
Fernando, from Argentina, seventeen years of age,
prostitution as his trade, exchanging favors for coins of gold,
he feels he’s cleaver but yet he knows, the very lovers have
exploited him in every way. They the ones who chose to pay.
His bedazzling smile of sunshine behind the façade of
insuppressible rage, with agony smoldering beneath the veneers
of that very smile.
Some day, just some day, this inhumane contamination of my soul
will cease its monotonous game of exchangeable merchandise.
SCENE 7
Penelope renders herself helpless every time she slashes at her
physical arm, mind disconnected from her psyche under the premise
of punishment. She feels her mother would approve.
She, at that very moment, becomes the spectator not the participant.
The impenetrable discomfort gives her the sensation of feeling alive.
No blatant tears of empathy for self will be allowed.
Right become wrong, and wrong becomes right.
SCENE 8
The office of Doctor Thomas Judson, M.D.
A preeminent theorist, on group psychotherapy and cognitive therapy.
A small cozy room with Aztec collectibles, and artifacts that hang
on the walls and overcrowd the bookshelves.
The drapes usually closed, alluding to a protected and intimate
environment.
The eight people with unique and individual personalities have
been carefully chosen by Doctor Judson, for this Psychotherapy
Group for they all share a commonality of similitude.
That they, amongst themselves, with the input of each other, and
Doctor Judson, will possibly unravel the complexity of their
complex minds.
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Words Used: Cynthia Deanne Anita Donovan Wilhelmina Fernando
Penelope Carlson Judson luxury yucca dazed perspiration predicament
brutal relinquish nervously anxious anxiety silver emerald opium
cannabis millionaire bandwagon cahoots foolhardy verbose powder puff
affinity fearsome argument astoria dialogue contempt fault beauteous
aphrodite author righteous probity defrock tapestry heroine laudatory
laurel releasable dramatist argentina bedazzling sunshine insupressible
rage agony inhumane contamination monotonous renders arm premise
punishment spectator impenetrable discomfort blatant empathy
preeminent theorist aztec collectible alluding being room chuckle
Monday, May 10, 2004
PROFESSOR DOOLITTLE
Caution to the students
Who attend Professor Doolittle’s class.
For his eccentric contrarieties
Will exasperate any chap.
His lectures will inspire you
Or bring you to your knees.
He’ll demand impassioned dialogue
And answers that are astute
When he queries as an afterthought;
"Eyes looking over be speckled rims,
Leering down at you"
Expecting your discernment
Over the topic that is taught.
Quipped or brandish answers
Will only get you shot.
He will scrutinize and criticize
Every detail of your work
As you sit with apprehension
As he mildly clears his throat
Signaling his approval
You give a sigh of great relief.
He is harsh, He is stern
He will certainly discern
Your attempt at mere forgery
On any of his exams
He’ll imply that you’re a cheater
And a ribald kind of man.
He’s in his twentieth year of tenure
No apprentice in his field.
Nonsensical and serious
Pontificates on the real.
Attend his every lecture
Anticipate with zeal
And under his tutorial guidance
You’ll become an expert in your field.
WORDS USED: cheater ribald nonsensical
Impassion brandish demand doolittle caution
contrariety afterthought bespectacled apprehensive
apprentice
Poem Inspired from Harvey Cline
Subject: compacter unruly
Date: April 11, 2004
Caution to the students
Who attend Professor Doolittle’s class.
For his eccentric contrarieties
Will exasperate any chap.
His lectures will inspire you
Or bring you to your knees.
He’ll demand impassioned dialogue
And answers that are astute
When he queries as an afterthought;
"Eyes looking over be speckled rims,
Leering down at you"
Expecting your discernment
Over the topic that is taught.
Quipped or brandish answers
Will only get you shot.
He will scrutinize and criticize
Every detail of your work
As you sit with apprehension
As he mildly clears his throat
Signaling his approval
You give a sigh of great relief.
He is harsh, He is stern
He will certainly discern
Your attempt at mere forgery
On any of his exams
He’ll imply that you’re a cheater
And a ribald kind of man.
He’s in his twentieth year of tenure
No apprentice in his field.
Nonsensical and serious
Pontificates on the real.
Attend his every lecture
Anticipate with zeal
And under his tutorial guidance
You’ll become an expert in your field.
WORDS USED: cheater ribald nonsensical
Impassion brandish demand doolittle caution
contrariety afterthought bespectacled apprehensive
apprentice
Poem Inspired from Harvey Cline
Subject: compacter unruly
Date: April 11, 2004
Saturday, May 08, 2004
SEANCE ON AN IMAGINARY NIGHT
I can still remember the accident in 1972.
On a wet and rainy afternoon
The streets were wet and slick
As my nephew, Rutger's luxury automobile
Dovetailed into a Toyota
on Balboa and Marina Drive,
At the pinnacle of his life.
His dear wife, Czarina
Held a seance that very night.
The lights in the chandelier were dimmed
The room was dark as could be.
A single candle with flames ablaze
Alit in front of us three.
She queried to her contact,
Just a message to my dear husband, Rue.
When all of a sudden the china teapot
Flew across the room
Creating a ghastly, ghostly sound
Pandemonium was everywhere
As the dishes began to spin and twirl
Right above our heads.
An eerie light shone on the wall
Revealing a relic tapestry
Bereft of several threads
Our eyes glued to that very spot
With bedazzlement and dread.
For now a ghostlike shadow
Played upon the woven cloth
Exuding and iridescent mucus
The desecrater of the cross.
The room was as cold the winters ice
exhalations of our breath could be seen.
And a terrible aromatic stench
with an essence of decay
expelled into the darkened room.
When all of a sudden, Czarina collapsed
And the devil was by my side.
My face became white and pasty
And I shivered from my head to my toes.
I summoned all of my courage
And commanded the phantom to go.
Just at that very moment,
My heart beating very fast
Czarina elevated upward
In mid-air she hung,
quite aghast.
As discordant musical chanting
And the triumphal strings of a harp
Permeated at our senses
and piercing at our hearts.
And all of a sudden she vanished
With a wild and mournful cry.
And there in her chair lay a crucifix
And the archangel was by our sides.
I could hear Rutgers voice from a distance
Echoing through a cloudy haze,
Czarina, you are now by my side.
And drifting down from the ceiling
A postcard from the Nile
beaming with rays of sunshine,
Czarina saying goodbye.
-------------------------------------------------
WORDS USED: Streets nephew Rutgers luxury
Automobile dovetailed Toyota Balboa Marina
Pinnacle Czarina seance ablaze queried husband
China teapot room ghastly ghostly pandemonium
Dishes eerie shone relic tapestry bedazzled
Ghostlike exuding iridescent mucus desecrater
Terrible aromatic decay expelled collapsed devil
White pasty phantom elevated upward discordant
triumphal harp crucifix archangel essence
Echoing postcard sunshine rays
I can still remember the accident in 1972.
On a wet and rainy afternoon
The streets were wet and slick
As my nephew, Rutger's luxury automobile
Dovetailed into a Toyota
on Balboa and Marina Drive,
At the pinnacle of his life.
His dear wife, Czarina
Held a seance that very night.
The lights in the chandelier were dimmed
The room was dark as could be.
A single candle with flames ablaze
Alit in front of us three.
She queried to her contact,
Just a message to my dear husband, Rue.
When all of a sudden the china teapot
Flew across the room
Creating a ghastly, ghostly sound
Pandemonium was everywhere
As the dishes began to spin and twirl
Right above our heads.
An eerie light shone on the wall
Revealing a relic tapestry
Bereft of several threads
Our eyes glued to that very spot
With bedazzlement and dread.
For now a ghostlike shadow
Played upon the woven cloth
Exuding and iridescent mucus
The desecrater of the cross.
The room was as cold the winters ice
exhalations of our breath could be seen.
And a terrible aromatic stench
with an essence of decay
expelled into the darkened room.
When all of a sudden, Czarina collapsed
And the devil was by my side.
My face became white and pasty
And I shivered from my head to my toes.
I summoned all of my courage
And commanded the phantom to go.
Just at that very moment,
My heart beating very fast
Czarina elevated upward
In mid-air she hung,
quite aghast.
As discordant musical chanting
And the triumphal strings of a harp
Permeated at our senses
and piercing at our hearts.
And all of a sudden she vanished
With a wild and mournful cry.
And there in her chair lay a crucifix
And the archangel was by our sides.
I could hear Rutgers voice from a distance
Echoing through a cloudy haze,
Czarina, you are now by my side.
And drifting down from the ceiling
A postcard from the Nile
beaming with rays of sunshine,
Czarina saying goodbye.
-------------------------------------------------
WORDS USED: Streets nephew Rutgers luxury
Automobile dovetailed Toyota Balboa Marina
Pinnacle Czarina seance ablaze queried husband
China teapot room ghastly ghostly pandemonium
Dishes eerie shone relic tapestry bedazzled
Ghostlike exuding iridescent mucus desecrater
Terrible aromatic decay expelled collapsed devil
White pasty phantom elevated upward discordant
triumphal harp crucifix archangel essence
Echoing postcard sunshine rays
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A Recipe for Freedom By M. Castlewood I took a long drag off my Marlboro cigarette, and then a liquefying gulp of my whisky, then another g...
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A Recipe for Freedom By M. Castlewood I took a long drag off my Marlboro cigarette, and then a liquefying gulp of my whisky, then another g...
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Purple Thoughts by Margaret Pomeroy Sweet figs, rpened Amethyst crystal Cleopatra. Dawn through stained glass Goblet of wine The Pope. Cr...
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Untitled From brush or Ecole one's dervish, another's monk boorish or abo (boorish to say it so) downcast, anion, positive perhaps l...