Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Hello spamProject Writers,

This is an example of the New Wave of autoGenerated spam. Generally the text "story" is sent with a bit-mapped image of a stock exchange report. The folks who have a clearer idea of what they're doing generally know to keep the text hidden behind the bait, or the image--while those who aren't clear on what they're doing mis-align the image!:-)

I was thinking that although this sort of "story" appoach isn't as interesting as the first generation of random words, it is possible to do an almost "Ransom note" series. Basically a short story could be written around these sorts of desperate, or irrational messages. I've started a story...Any takers?

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Example:

Armada of Photos
by [yournamehere]

It was October 5, two years back when I received the first freak packet. It was a picture of Margo. She appeared to be on a vacation, perhaps attending a Registered Model's festival at a water park for reasons only the fashion industry could know. She was wearing a crown and holding a buyer's guide. The cover of this "guide" listed things like room rates, bookgifts, wifegifts, ideasmore, Under the photo, these words from nefarious magazines were pasted together:
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PAINTING.


Painting? The media musn't paint an image of Margo? Margo must keep away from a painting? None of it made any sense! The whole thing was so bizarre, that I just laughed it off, attributing the strange poster to her publicist, ex-husband Freddie.

Freddie owned and ad agency on the west side of town called Permission Graphics. His layouts materialized from the unattended wrecks of discarded sports photos like I would imagine Citizen Kane's sled to emerge from a bonfire; the original intent of the subject visible, but darkened.


One month and two days later, an email article forwarded from a local newspaper in Roswell, New Mexico arrived with a picture of Margo posing in her brother's suit, wearing a fedora.




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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good post.

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