Inspired from Cialis
THE AGREEMENT
During the eleventh hour
the livid diamond merchant,
sitting in his overstuffed chair,
throws down the phone
after the fiery spirited dialogue
with the editorializer
in his heavy brogue,
baying like a chicken
dissertated on the compunctious abashments
on the death of civicism.
In a cyclone motion
he jumps out of his chair and
resumes his tirade on the surly executive,
in the bluestriped suit
a Brazilian collector of
rare diamonds and stamps.
Challenging the bureau, his voice blasting
with contemptuous bile, accusative-dative,
there would be no amortization
or annual payments.
In his mind he thought
this Brazilian collector was
quite the artifice and his response
would be conundrum.
He laughed to himself silently,
this Brazilian
this wooden bell-nosed cocker
surely had tabes dorsalis.
The Brazilian collector spoke with declamation,
suggesting a trade
of equal value,
that would benefit both.
That possibly
the diamond merchant would
accept an invitation
to stay at his villa,
in Volta Redonda for the summer ….
where he would have the opportunity
to meet many valuable buyers and
sellers of rare gems.
This appeared to placate the diamond merchant,
and this session ended
as a curtain draws down
as in a drama,
to the acknowledgements of a handshake
solidifying the agreement.
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eleventh hour chair compunctious abashments
acknowledgments civicisms death wooden bell-nosed
fieryspirited dissertated diamond merchant brogue blasting
cocker stamp editorialiser contemptuous collectors cyclone
dorsalis artifice conundrums blue striped challenges bile
amortization annual declamations accusative-dative
baying chicken executive session volta redonda
Monday, February 16, 2004
Sunday, February 15, 2004
Inspired from inspirational email that
Initiated the Spam Project
HE AND HIS PASSIONS
The acid satire of verse, screeching with
poisonous hints of erotica,
excited his passions.
His queerish mind begins plowing the
bounteous terrains of erotic images,
adherent to the foils of
his imagination.
He savors the titillating burning verse
with hushed breath.
His lips and fingers, quiver at the turn
of each alluring page.
He adjourns, and reclines with thoughts
of the sanguinary, of the menials, exhortation,
and sadistic pleasures.
Aroused to the brambles of a rose bush…
as a mattock plunges deep, and deeper
into the fallow earth.
Expunging the idol of the exquisiteness
of pain, and its passions to the
somnolent inhibitor.
His thoughts of erotica begin to explode
in the bowels of his soul.
As scorching tears acidly pour to exculpate his
cupidity of the obscene.
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hushed plowing savor satire poisonous screeching acid
idol bowels adherent adjourns brambles menials mattock
sanguinary exhortation bounteous pour exculpate acidly
Initiated the Spam Project
HE AND HIS PASSIONS
The acid satire of verse, screeching with
poisonous hints of erotica,
excited his passions.
His queerish mind begins plowing the
bounteous terrains of erotic images,
adherent to the foils of
his imagination.
He savors the titillating burning verse
with hushed breath.
His lips and fingers, quiver at the turn
of each alluring page.
He adjourns, and reclines with thoughts
of the sanguinary, of the menials, exhortation,
and sadistic pleasures.
Aroused to the brambles of a rose bush…
as a mattock plunges deep, and deeper
into the fallow earth.
Expunging the idol of the exquisiteness
of pain, and its passions to the
somnolent inhibitor.
His thoughts of erotica begin to explode
in the bowels of his soul.
As scorching tears acidly pour to exculpate his
cupidity of the obscene.
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hushed plowing savor satire poisonous screeching acid
idol bowels adherent adjourns brambles menials mattock
sanguinary exhortation bounteous pour exculpate acidly
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Bring Me an Exorcist
In the Eleventh hour
behind the air curtain
of my cyclone-thoughts,
I am dream-haunted by
a diamond studded
cow-goddess
fused of cysts and bile—
Poured
into a dress
stitched with
Chestnut tree
bark disease.
My Daphne is
a corm to be dissertated
within the dark fields
of the therapist’s
trade journals and
to be measured by the
correlative ceilometers
of abashment
and acknowledgment.
When did I become
A baying chicken
looking for Ahab’s
blow-spray and Marilyn’s
breasts?
Won’t someone please
bring me an Exorcist,
a River God, or a
death-blast from
Morpheus?
In the Eleventh hour
behind the air curtain
of my cyclone-thoughts,
I am dream-haunted by
a diamond studded
cow-goddess
fused of cysts and bile—
Poured
into a dress
stitched with
Chestnut tree
bark disease.
My Daphne is
a corm to be dissertated
within the dark fields
of the therapist’s
trade journals and
to be measured by the
correlative ceilometers
of abashment
and acknowledgment.
When did I become
A baying chicken
looking for Ahab’s
blow-spray and Marilyn’s
breasts?
Won’t someone please
bring me an Exorcist,
a River God, or a
death-blast from
Morpheus?
Viagra has a COMPETITOR!;-) [Say it isn't so!]
From: "Jade C. Scintilla"
Roll out this weekend with the confidence of knowing that you hold the key to bring pleasure to any girl for the complete weekend. step by
Cialis
Starts working in < 30 minutes
Lasts for up to 36 hours
Less side effects than viagra
No prescription needed
As seen on the superbowl
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From: "Jade C. Scintilla"
Roll out this weekend with the confidence of knowing that you hold the key to bring pleasure to any girl for the complete weekend. step by
Cialis
Starts working in < 30 minutes
Lasts for up to 36 hours
Less side effects than viagra
No prescription needed
As seen on the superbowl
blowspray disapprover convolvement acanth dolly-mop fall over eleventh hour chair rail compunctious abashments acknowledgments beaupers civicisms death blast. wooden bell-nosed fieryspirited contactor switch cise corms ceilometers card tray dissertated correlative diamond merchant butyrin a hall brogue cow-goddess depreter. compoer blasting fuse cocker ahorseback flyyrap dreamhaunted date stamp comparting becomed editorialiser contemptuous collectors cradlers cyclone chorda dorsalis experiment artifice aggregant zwingli blossomcrested fundi conundrumise dunpickle cyath bluestriped challenges five-corn caddying bile cyst anagenesis. amortization feu annual declamations accusative-dative bushyhaired active list darling dortiness dark-field dec frogbit veneziano chestnutbark disease. fibrinolysis astrictiveness fractionizes enterokinase bathhouses foreandaftrigged acenaphthenyl cardinalate baying chicken breast bocher breezefanned dragonwort. brierroot's executive session air curtain chromidiogamy articuleroid's flyblows. exorcist diallelon. clipping bureau aftward equivaluer arolla volta redonda fiddlewaist autoinductive fluffyminded e'en executor's ethyl acetoacetate vallisneria dozy
INSPIRED (generated from] SPAMWORDS
THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.
Tue Feb. 10th.
OFFENSIVE FOSSIL
The offensive bacteria that was suspended in
the fluid of albumin, from a fossil
of the Cambrian period,
vertebrae were intact,
from the excavation lead by the renowned
Scientist and Archeologist,
Doctor Allen.
Doctor Allen quotes that a seepage
permitted the homogenate calcine poop,
a phonon,
to escape into the atmosphere.
The press did not hesitate to harass Doctor Allen
for the release of his scientific findings,
to the seersuckers, “quote”
public.
Clamoring in naiveté,
the disgruntled public,
offensively ridiculed this mishap.
Finally, Doctor Allen was forced to release
the documentation, of his impeccable
research and findings to the
odium of the press.
Doctor Allen had referenced many books
from his damp and dusky library,
searching through the many references
that would allude to this
unexplainable phenomenon.
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Spam Words used to create this poem.
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allen homogenate calcine poop phonon harass seersuckers naivete
disgruntled odium damp dusky library albumin
THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.
Tue Feb. 10th.
OFFENSIVE FOSSIL
The offensive bacteria that was suspended in
the fluid of albumin, from a fossil
of the Cambrian period,
vertebrae were intact,
from the excavation lead by the renowned
Scientist and Archeologist,
Doctor Allen.
Doctor Allen quotes that a seepage
permitted the homogenate calcine poop,
a phonon,
to escape into the atmosphere.
The press did not hesitate to harass Doctor Allen
for the release of his scientific findings,
to the seersuckers, “quote”
public.
Clamoring in naiveté,
the disgruntled public,
offensively ridiculed this mishap.
Finally, Doctor Allen was forced to release
the documentation, of his impeccable
research and findings to the
odium of the press.
Doctor Allen had referenced many books
from his damp and dusky library,
searching through the many references
that would allude to this
unexplainable phenomenon.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Spam Words used to create this poem.
offensive bacteria albumin fossil cambrian vertebrae excavation renowned
allen homogenate calcine poop phonon harass seersuckers naivete
disgruntled odium damp dusky library albumin
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
INSPIRED (generated) FROM SPAMWORDS
THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.
TUE FEB. 10TH.
SHE WAS NO PUSSYCAT
The eloquent Lady Christina of Belgian ancestry,
a noteworthy horsewoman, loved the celerity
of the hunt.
A daredevil who enjoyed the accolades
of the knights of the court.
An enchantress, with fallow hair, and delicacy
of lush bosom, aroused the cupidity
of the Czar of Romania.
She was no pussycat.
Gossip and disapproval,
hushed whispers in the presence
of the Czar.
Documentation sited her abandon to ridicule,
and adverse crock, odium and gall
from the animosity of the court.
She received the blasphemy of the allegiant Aristotelian,
the deprave, and minus the acceptance of the forum.
She would herald the angel, Gabrielle for guidance,
for she was no pussycat.
An opulent emerald, crosscut, to infract the rays
of the atom, hexagonal in shape,
was messengered from Osiris.
To ward off the adverse army, that would send
her to the autumn of her demise.
Powers from the underworld,
unexplainable in nature, would defend her honor in the
force of enmity.
Cords of harmonic vibrations would facilitate her
ascension to the higher realms, of the poignant,
the dreamlike, and the ideal.
Onward to the hiatus of the Sisyphean inhibitor.
THAT ARE NOT ABOUT VIAGRA.
TUE FEB. 10TH.
SHE WAS NO PUSSYCAT
The eloquent Lady Christina of Belgian ancestry,
a noteworthy horsewoman, loved the celerity
of the hunt.
A daredevil who enjoyed the accolades
of the knights of the court.
An enchantress, with fallow hair, and delicacy
of lush bosom, aroused the cupidity
of the Czar of Romania.
She was no pussycat.
Gossip and disapproval,
hushed whispers in the presence
of the Czar.
Documentation sited her abandon to ridicule,
and adverse crock, odium and gall
from the animosity of the court.
She received the blasphemy of the allegiant Aristotelian,
the deprave, and minus the acceptance of the forum.
She would herald the angel, Gabrielle for guidance,
for she was no pussycat.
An opulent emerald, crosscut, to infract the rays
of the atom, hexagonal in shape,
was messengered from Osiris.
To ward off the adverse army, that would send
her to the autumn of her demise.
Powers from the underworld,
unexplainable in nature, would defend her honor in the
force of enmity.
Cords of harmonic vibrations would facilitate her
ascension to the higher realms, of the poignant,
the dreamlike, and the ideal.
Onward to the hiatus of the Sisyphean inhibitor.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Wow! SpamWords that are NOT about Viagra!!!!
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heroism brownell anticipate offensive gladden infelicitous carboloy bookcase oregon damp docile gardner dusky daddy gawk colloq cambrian grillwork greenland allegiant aristotelian deprave cupidity constructible abandon eel kobayashi golly dip bricklaying infract crosscut atom polariton lend odium gout raft ridicule cap doublet baneberry albumin desk putnam hesitant amy averse crock fleabane euclidean commodity assimilable drafty brucellosis gall estella gore conceal dowager enmity alien seersucker invertebrate delouse diluent animosity astute lilac pinsky giuseppe extrapolate convergent hellenic nebula delicacy bilingual buttonweed bacterial lush avenge harass doghouse convince feb gigaherz flint belgian emerald drop cushing horowitz cardamom keel accolade macho abner decisionmake irregular funeral sisyphean permitted psychotherapist oases bum generosity faceplate fritillary chord allegra perspicuous deluge dingy boolean idaho archfool court exhibitor dunkirk infuriate hurrah rectory mana autumn ghoulish agnew impatient massey opulent carol aborigine activate inject coruscate anxious euridyce quirinal hillcrest lehman dirge kinky deprive mekong reversible pompey basis goldfinch dreamlike pussycat incapable homogenate beaten arlene before indian robotics claim horsewoman augmentation paso calcine festive bundestag burtt lame exhibitor renown onward dodson airfield scottish earthmove laurent chomsky ideal congenital adoption honorarium blasphemy hexagonal bolshoi bacon mobcap cornmeal gyp derivate infield existent importation osiris goodwin additive catsup incorporable poop armament conduce allen formula flexure nether leitmotif foppish meter poignant proofread rummage durkin herringbone recuse muskox bye grandparent postmultiply enchantress force sextans apostate contralto manslaughter silent howsoever fountain dusky ak afferent fredericks parallelogram balm conner acceptant forum ethylene areawide dodson discoid impeccable irvin mulberry hallucinate
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heroism brownell anticipate offensive gladden infelicitous carboloy bookcase oregon damp docile gardner dusky daddy gawk colloq cambrian grillwork greenland allegiant aristotelian deprave cupidity constructible abandon eel kobayashi golly dip bricklaying infract crosscut atom polariton lend odium gout raft ridicule cap doublet baneberry albumin desk putnam hesitant amy averse crock fleabane euclidean commodity assimilable drafty brucellosis gall estella gore conceal dowager enmity alien seersucker invertebrate delouse diluent animosity astute lilac pinsky giuseppe extrapolate convergent hellenic nebula delicacy bilingual buttonweed bacterial lush avenge harass doghouse convince feb gigaherz flint belgian emerald drop cushing horowitz cardamom keel accolade macho abner decisionmake irregular funeral sisyphean permitted psychotherapist oases bum generosity faceplate fritillary chord allegra perspicuous deluge dingy boolean idaho archfool court exhibitor dunkirk infuriate hurrah rectory mana autumn ghoulish agnew impatient massey opulent carol aborigine activate inject coruscate anxious euridyce quirinal hillcrest lehman dirge kinky deprive mekong reversible pompey basis goldfinch dreamlike pussycat incapable homogenate beaten arlene before indian robotics claim horsewoman augmentation paso calcine festive bundestag burtt lame exhibitor renown onward dodson airfield scottish earthmove laurent chomsky ideal congenital adoption honorarium blasphemy hexagonal bolshoi bacon mobcap cornmeal gyp derivate infield existent importation osiris goodwin additive catsup incorporable poop armament conduce allen formula flexure nether leitmotif foppish meter poignant proofread rummage durkin herringbone recuse muskox bye grandparent postmultiply enchantress force sextans apostate contralto manslaughter silent howsoever fountain dusky ak afferent fredericks parallelogram balm conner acceptant forum ethylene areawide dodson discoid impeccable irvin mulberry hallucinate
Saturday, February 07, 2004
POEM FROM THE INSPIRATIONAL EMAIL WHICH INITIATED
THE SPAM PROJECT
THE END OF THIS
The activism of the activist cries out to the
crackpot in Algeria, noted as a frequent
customer at the local Bordellos.
Born and raised in Tennessee, his
accomplishments created notoriety amongst
the press.
The activist now clamor for his reform,
and possession of material, employed.
The genius of his creation, the exquisiteness
of the mix, the skill of his perfection, the
unabased hashish.
The activists want to put an end to this.
The End.
THE SPAM PROJECT
THE END OF THIS
The activism of the activist cries out to the
crackpot in Algeria, noted as a frequent
customer at the local Bordellos.
Born and raised in Tennessee, his
accomplishments created notoriety amongst
the press.
The activist now clamor for his reform,
and possession of material, employed.
The genius of his creation, the exquisiteness
of the mix, the skill of his perfection, the
unabased hashish.
The activists want to put an end to this.
The End.
POEM INSPIRED BY VIAGRA SPAM MAIL
ABSOLUTION IN A FOREIGN LAND
The bricklaying Billie, a plebian versed in his field,
made a pilgrimage to Mecca, to brag about
his good Catechism compelled,
by his id.
The pathology of his insane motivations drove him to
an auspicious erratic decline,
where he would relinquish his tormented mind
amid the pessimism, and gladden
gloom to Allah.
His daily ritual, an allowance of insoluble opium,
which no longer sustained his soul in flight,
soon to divorce the romantic pathos, of
the war with outrageous fortune.
The loud speaking and illicit voice of society,
only befit to convulse serveralfold, his
philosophies, his idealization, and the scrutiny of
his worldview.
He would reciprocate with “Hamlet” on an
unearthly plain of his psyche, on
humanity’s somnolent ethics.
No adverse audience, to dichotomize, nor to hackle,
nor boo the guiding conservator, the falconry
of the messengers, of divine thought.
His travels in search for absolution, lead to Allah’s holly land,
the oceanic journey to Mecca,
expectations were propitious.
For acclamation of this world, no longer desired, or
needed.
ABSOLUTION IN A FOREIGN LAND
The bricklaying Billie, a plebian versed in his field,
made a pilgrimage to Mecca, to brag about
his good Catechism compelled,
by his id.
The pathology of his insane motivations drove him to
an auspicious erratic decline,
where he would relinquish his tormented mind
amid the pessimism, and gladden
gloom to Allah.
His daily ritual, an allowance of insoluble opium,
which no longer sustained his soul in flight,
soon to divorce the romantic pathos, of
the war with outrageous fortune.
The loud speaking and illicit voice of society,
only befit to convulse serveralfold, his
philosophies, his idealization, and the scrutiny of
his worldview.
He would reciprocate with “Hamlet” on an
unearthly plain of his psyche, on
humanity’s somnolent ethics.
No adverse audience, to dichotomize, nor to hackle,
nor boo the guiding conservator, the falconry
of the messengers, of divine thought.
His travels in search for absolution, lead to Allah’s holly land,
the oceanic journey to Mecca,
expectations were propitious.
For acclamation of this world, no longer desired, or
needed.
Poem inspired from more raw words preying
on som men's "biggest fear..."
A SICILIAN WEDDING
Sir Clarence Raleigh, kindly accepts, revolts……
Yes, accepts the Sicilian marriage of his son,
Thomas Raleigh 11,
to Angelina Constantia Provolona,
in the Godforsaken little Province in France,
where the Parisians,
and the Sicilians,
can kiss my …..ass.
The media will hype this travesty as splashing royal news,
similar to the Kurds revolt against the British rule.
Wringing his hands in exhaustive thought,
his psych interwoven with rancid haunts,
was requisite to all his fears,
which he needed to subdue, the chatter,
clamor of his id,
cohered to traditions of a bygone year.
He needed to abolish the obsolete old, and welcome in the new.
This Sicilian marriage is abominable,
to our tradition and our name,
and an elephant in the nuptials,
is ridiculously insane.
Dam you, Thomas, my loving son,
just cohere to the familiar structure,
and abide to the Hebrew wedding laws,
“a Jew marries a Jew”.
Don’t give me a dam licking,
for past injustices you’ve received from me.
This travesty will soil and tarnish,
the bond I have with you.
It will not last, this mockery, a Sicilian wedded to a Jew.
Scoping the room with blurry sight,
to a cistern on the mantle,
dabs his fingers into it’s oil,
splashing it onto his skin,
as if to make a jester, or simply to placate.
He suspends his lamented heart,
to the regulators in his mind and considering all his options,
he ponders his own demise.
He proclaims this abominable occurrence has invaded his traditional,
somnolent mind.
This Sicilian Marriage,
a Sicilian to a Jew.
on som men's "biggest fear..."
A SICILIAN WEDDING
Sir Clarence Raleigh, kindly accepts, revolts……
Yes, accepts the Sicilian marriage of his son,
Thomas Raleigh 11,
to Angelina Constantia Provolona,
in the Godforsaken little Province in France,
where the Parisians,
and the Sicilians,
can kiss my …..ass.
The media will hype this travesty as splashing royal news,
similar to the Kurds revolt against the British rule.
Wringing his hands in exhaustive thought,
his psych interwoven with rancid haunts,
was requisite to all his fears,
which he needed to subdue, the chatter,
clamor of his id,
cohered to traditions of a bygone year.
He needed to abolish the obsolete old, and welcome in the new.
This Sicilian marriage is abominable,
to our tradition and our name,
and an elephant in the nuptials,
is ridiculously insane.
Dam you, Thomas, my loving son,
just cohere to the familiar structure,
and abide to the Hebrew wedding laws,
“a Jew marries a Jew”.
Don’t give me a dam licking,
for past injustices you’ve received from me.
This travesty will soil and tarnish,
the bond I have with you.
It will not last, this mockery, a Sicilian wedded to a Jew.
Scoping the room with blurry sight,
to a cistern on the mantle,
dabs his fingers into it’s oil,
splashing it onto his skin,
as if to make a jester, or simply to placate.
He suspends his lamented heart,
to the regulators in his mind and considering all his options,
he ponders his own demise.
He proclaims this abominable occurrence has invaded his traditional,
somnolent mind.
This Sicilian Marriage,
a Sicilian to a Jew.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Poem created from raw words, dated 1/30/2004
From: Diana Salimi
To: Paula DiTallo
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 20:14:46-0800
Subject: Contacts: Editor's List
THE HONORARIUM
My loveable Samuelson,
You dear, impeccable, adorable egghead.
After a martini or two, in Durango, when you received the honorarium for best author on your impeccable work, and research, on the artistry of Japanese Calligraphy, and the history of the respectability of the Chinese concubine, and her resurgence into Western society.
I felt as though I was a blithe spirit in Fantasia, so happy and proud for you, so ecstatic was I, but can you believe, my dear Samuelson, that at the same time, my brain signaled – that it all bored me to tears.
My irascible fidelity is to you, my dear, adorable Samuelson.
Dear Samuelson, do you remember the high caliber of the restive Chaplin Henri, who expounded on the Apostle John, and the ascension of Christ.
It bored me to tears, dear Samuelson and drove you to another martini,
And his quoting on the biblical content of the major Arcana with his duopoly face.
Then, can you believe his acting as though he were a connoisseur, or maybe a buyer, of aerosol nair, evidenced by his scorched, irritated membrane of his upper lip, and lower jaw, not to mention behind his zipper.
Ha, ha, ha - and that oldster Dawson, with his carrot top toupee, babbling on about his mournful, inequitable escape, via, file and shiv, out of this dangerous prison, during his sojourn in the country of Azerbaijan.
My dear, dear Samuelson, it bored me all to tears.
Can you believe his disparagements and contempt for the phosphorescent seepage, of the cyst in his primary glands, and the influenza that he contracted at the boathouse in Cairn Ipso inland cafeteria that impaired and constricted his pancreas.
Afterwards, he claimed that the whole thing originated from a virus of the nucleoli of the native cowbird of Cairn Ispo.
Ha, ha, ha, my dear egghead, Samuelson, do you remember, and can you believe your friend, the judo fugitive Byrne, the archaic and foolhardy old hawk.
He became so passionate about the Hellenic period, and how Plato and Aristotle espoused and supported their philosophies of an ideal society.
Oh dear Samuelson, it bores me so to tears.
Oh, oh, Samuelson, your friend, the journalist, Hollingsworth, with his euphoric, mollycoddling journalese about the peak in amplifier sales, and his bombast indicting, on the customhouse headquarters, where they manufacture, full horseshoe, the great “Mercedes Benz”.
Not to mention the sedulous new tread Firestone tires and to extirpate their competitors. And mind you, in the absenteeism of the buyer.
Darling Samuelson, I’ve heard tell that they will raffled the Benz at the Brookhaven Chest Country Club, and it will be announced countrywide.
Oh dear, loveable Samuelson, your camaraderie with your friends, the foolhardy, clinging to sorority buzzwords, and the fraternity that ferments with age, as in a fine delicate wine, and way too expensive for everyday consummation, bores me absolutely to tears.
Dear, dear Samuelson, alas, another martini and cheers.
The End
From: Diana Salimi
To: Paula DiTallo
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 20:14:46-0800
Subject: Contacts: Editor's List
THE HONORARIUM
My loveable Samuelson,
You dear, impeccable, adorable egghead.
After a martini or two, in Durango, when you received the honorarium for best author on your impeccable work, and research, on the artistry of Japanese Calligraphy, and the history of the respectability of the Chinese concubine, and her resurgence into Western society.
I felt as though I was a blithe spirit in Fantasia, so happy and proud for you, so ecstatic was I, but can you believe, my dear Samuelson, that at the same time, my brain signaled – that it all bored me to tears.
My irascible fidelity is to you, my dear, adorable Samuelson.
Dear Samuelson, do you remember the high caliber of the restive Chaplin Henri, who expounded on the Apostle John, and the ascension of Christ.
It bored me to tears, dear Samuelson and drove you to another martini,
And his quoting on the biblical content of the major Arcana with his duopoly face.
Then, can you believe his acting as though he were a connoisseur, or maybe a buyer, of aerosol nair, evidenced by his scorched, irritated membrane of his upper lip, and lower jaw, not to mention behind his zipper.
Ha, ha, ha - and that oldster Dawson, with his carrot top toupee, babbling on about his mournful, inequitable escape, via, file and shiv, out of this dangerous prison, during his sojourn in the country of Azerbaijan.
My dear, dear Samuelson, it bored me all to tears.
Can you believe his disparagements and contempt for the phosphorescent seepage, of the cyst in his primary glands, and the influenza that he contracted at the boathouse in Cairn Ipso inland cafeteria that impaired and constricted his pancreas.
Afterwards, he claimed that the whole thing originated from a virus of the nucleoli of the native cowbird of Cairn Ispo.
Ha, ha, ha, my dear egghead, Samuelson, do you remember, and can you believe your friend, the judo fugitive Byrne, the archaic and foolhardy old hawk.
He became so passionate about the Hellenic period, and how Plato and Aristotle espoused and supported their philosophies of an ideal society.
Oh dear Samuelson, it bores me so to tears.
Oh, oh, Samuelson, your friend, the journalist, Hollingsworth, with his euphoric, mollycoddling journalese about the peak in amplifier sales, and his bombast indicting, on the customhouse headquarters, where they manufacture, full horseshoe, the great “Mercedes Benz”.
Not to mention the sedulous new tread Firestone tires and to extirpate their competitors. And mind you, in the absenteeism of the buyer.
Darling Samuelson, I’ve heard tell that they will raffled the Benz at the Brookhaven Chest Country Club, and it will be announced countrywide.
Oh dear, loveable Samuelson, your camaraderie with your friends, the foolhardy, clinging to sorority buzzwords, and the fraternity that ferments with age, as in a fine delicate wine, and way too expensive for everyday consummation, bores me absolutely to tears.
Dear, dear Samuelson, alas, another martini and cheers.
The End
Sunday, February 01, 2004
We’re starting February off RIGHT with a plethora of raw possibilities!;-)
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Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 5:24 PM
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From: Britney Pollock [mailto:mthanxxvq@earthlink.net]
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 5:24 PM
Hi,
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Thursday, January 29, 2004
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004
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Poem generated from spam mail delivered on 1/23/04
Backstitch
Moving clockwise through life
the course curriculum is a passive soliloquy
and you’re the only one in the room.
Noone wants to that scarlet morning hello,
delivered with Glee
gapeing
dripping
even if it was sincere
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Clockwise. Hear the squeaky gear cry out against the suzerain?
Determinate?
Pushing backward?
What is it that makes that wheel squeak when it turns just like it was supposed to?
So what is it, that constitutes registered right
constitutes correct
That lopes in unchallenged and fabricates those pedestrian rules
That tell the wheel it doesn’t squeak
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Didn’t you know?
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 23, 2004 11:27 AM
To: Jason Dimmick; Paula DiTallo
Subject: Computer Poem of the day
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Sent: Wednesday, January 27, 2004 6:17 AM
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Poem generated from spam mail delivered on 1/23/04
Backstitch
Moving clockwise through life
the course curriculum is a passive soliloquy
and you’re the only one in the room.
Noone wants to that scarlet morning hello,
delivered with Glee
gapeing
dripping
even if it was sincere
.. It’s not…
Clockwise. Hear the squeaky gear cry out against the suzerain?
Determinate?
Pushing backward?
What is it that makes that wheel squeak when it turns just like it was supposed to?
So what is it, that constitutes registered right
constitutes correct
That lopes in unchallenged and fabricates those pedestrian rules
That tell the wheel it doesn’t squeak
...It does…
Didn’t you know?
The jitterbug isn’t even a dance in a patristic universe
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 23, 2004 11:27 AM
To: Jason Dimmick; Paula DiTallo
Subject: Computer Poem of the day
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Monday, January 26, 2004
spam mail raw words of the day 1/26/2004
From: Amber [mailto:mppbtphackw@el-nacional.com]
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 5:25 AM
To: Jason Dimmick
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Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 5:25 AM
To: Jason Dimmick
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Friday, January 23, 2004
Poem generated from 1/12/04 spam mail
I'm telling you his spirit was as bright as lanternlight.
He was a Pall Mall cowboy riding roughshod in the reverie of cowpony pals over the clinical terrain of neuroses and transferral, his intuition for psychosis a cyclopean oscilloscope, his need for a smoke twice as keen.
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Goddamned morticians
From: DiTallo, Paula
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 9:03 PM
Subject: ...and another thing to think about....from the promoters of Viagra...
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I'm telling you his spirit was as bright as lanternlight.
He was a Pall Mall cowboy riding roughshod in the reverie of cowpony pals over the clinical terrain of neuroses and transferral, his intuition for psychosis a cyclopean oscilloscope, his need for a smoke twice as keen.
In his head, the constant clang of munitions and hallucination was the clattery click of hooves on a horse-drawn coupe.
He lived for a month comprehensively isolated in an underground bomb shelter by invitation from the boys in DC.
He emerged with the foulest of fever telling non-sensical stories about Chief Joseph in a Sherman tank with a pyroelectric peace pipe, writing grocery lists in elegiac. Memos in haiku.
He plowed like a eucalyptus crazed koala through disputes both foreign and domestic until the chemochemicals ran thick through him like rancid rivers and the biharmonic hum of his manmade voice box dulled. And the spiky lines of the electroencephalography gave way to a carefree flatline.
I'm telling you his spirit was as bright as lanternlight but you won't see that now in the plastic shine of each mauve cheek, with eyes once wide as cyclotomic zeroes closed in that devout pout.
Goddamned morticians
From: DiTallo, Paula
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 9:03 PM
Subject: ...and another thing to think about....from the promoters of Viagra...
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Sunday, January 18, 2004
Poem from Steve Stone's spam email
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 6:05 PM
Subject: Freud and Ashcroft in spam Country
dear sigmund,
you know what? envy schmenvy and
you can kiss my bryophyta. how much
coke did you smoke, anyway?
your good sense fell casualty to the perils
of alkaloid erosion, like our civil rights to that
eavesdrop hessian and his patriot act.
ahh, well. from conception to fanout ,
and through our A&E biography, we all
march to the beat of a different doldrum.
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and i forgive you.
now, come here and let me spank you.
i mean, give me a light.
signed,
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From: Steve Stone
Sent: Sunday, January 11, 2004 9:57 AM
Subject: Stuff
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tippy
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 6:05 PM
Subject: Freud and Ashcroft in spam Country
dear sigmund,
you know what? envy schmenvy and
you can kiss my bryophyta. how much
coke did you smoke, anyway?
your good sense fell casualty to the perils
of alkaloid erosion, like our civil rights to that
eavesdrop hessian and his patriot act.
ahh, well. from conception to fanout ,
and through our A&E biography, we all
march to the beat of a different doldrum.
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and i forgive you.
now, come here and let me spank you.
i mean, give me a light.
signed,
tippy logistic
spam mail sent from Steve Stone
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Sent: Sunday, January 11, 2004 9:57 AM
Subject: Stuff
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tippy
Saturday, January 17, 2004
Second Poem Inspired from Free Cable TV spam
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 4:29 PM
Subject: Plea from the Pharmacology...
A Plea from the Pharmacology Status Quo: What the Hell?
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our stool stoppers
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From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 6:07 PM
To: Paula DiTallo
Subject: Mine never have titles.
Crosby Stills and Nash playing on the Bose Acoustic Wave radio
A maple Bella Wood floor -- just shining
Cocoa and lemon meringue await down the hall
After the dinner of a lean slice of meat.
(It’s a genuine oriental rug in the hall, and oh! those tasteful candlesticks on the table--
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Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 4:29 PM
Subject: Plea from the Pharmacology...
A Plea from the Pharmacology Status Quo: What the Hell?
How about swallowing an
indiscriminant chaw of
diatomaceous pill grit,
Ms. D.?
Yes, it may lacerate your liver
until you implode with
a gallstone
comprised of more daffodil yellow
bile than the insoluble
crimson cocoa
our stool stoppers
left in your
inveterate
colon.
(
which you
will forfeit, by the way, after
struggling to fund
a few hundred
refills of a consecrated
Journal of American Medical Association
henequen cocktail--
But what the Hell?
Our adult diapers
are some of the best
around!
)
What? You refuse to ask your doctor about
our line of crayola-colored pills?
What kind of psychopathic prophesy is this?
Maybe you’re trying to write an
armload of bestsellers about us!
Maybe you’re a Cossack warlord left
over from the Cold War days!
Our academicians can knit a benzoquinone ring
special, just for you!
Would you like to audition for us, bella?
First Poem Inspired from Free Cable TV spam mail
From: Catherine Hyatt
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 6:07 PM
To: Paula DiTallo
Subject: Mine never have titles.
Crosby Stills and Nash playing on the Bose Acoustic Wave radio
A maple Bella Wood floor -- just shining
Cocoa and lemon meringue await down the hall
After the dinner of a lean slice of meat.
(It’s a genuine oriental rug in the hall, and oh! those tasteful candlesticks on the table--
from Bangladesh-- right beside the bestseller.)
What discriminating taste.
A daffodil contraption,
Each element consecrated by the ones who know,
Heard like prophets the ones who judge,
Who decant their glossy wisdom
In the pages of properly named magazines
With properly tepid articles on the joys of knits.
Who is it, transmitting to them alone this batch of inveterate truths?
Is there a dank corner, somewhere in there where you refused the forfeiture of your mind, and rebel the odious repertoire?
Give it a try.
Come on,
go ahead.
Put a bouquet of henequen beside the armchair.
Such courage! You covered your couch in horsehair.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2004 2:55 PM
Subject: Today's SPAM Infusion from a "Free Cable TV ad"...
ok, let's see what we can do with these...
---------------------------------------- Raw Words ---------------------
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Friday, January 16, 2004
Third Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail
Immigration, mythologized
Sanchez shields the gauche
gorgon hireling who aids the
fugitive Athenian orphans, seriatim
through parkland, cavern,
creek and dervish, avoiding
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and heighten, ferocious to demolish the
flamboyant hobbyhorse, that concordant
sawbelly commando who repelled the erratic
imperative to emancipate the forlorn academic, and
bully the insubordinate billings abacus into accusatory proscribed submission.
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Second Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 6:34 PM
Subject: A Word from the SPAM Spinster...
Forlorn Billings Photography
“Yet in real life man and nature are entwined in a dynamic dance of development, scarcity, degradation, innovation and substitution.”
--Harold Barnett, Scarcity and Growth the Economics
of Natural Resource Availability
Like a fugitive from the social abacus of reform
Eastern Airlines escaped Wall Street on a gauche hobbyhorse.
The shrieks from its to-the-bone-screw
of Braniff
still haunt the academic caves
of Athenian philosophers
like an orphan Gorgon
seeking to emancipate her two sisters
from the parkland of
accusatory stone.
Could Interpol’s erratic reach
dislodge the ordinary domestic
crimes of corporate
hirelings with
the brushlike
tenacity of disentangling
beggar’s lice
or would it take a dervish
of ferocious
third-party commandos
to act as an excretory aid the
size of Kansas to
empty the
average Dow Jones
sawbelly?
Immigration, mythologized
Sanchez shields the gauche
gorgon hireling who aids the
fugitive Athenian orphans, seriatim
through parkland, cavern,
creek and dervish, avoiding
photography and Interpol, they heave
and heighten, ferocious to demolish the
flamboyant hobbyhorse, that concordant
sawbelly commando who repelled the erratic
imperative to emancipate the forlorn academic, and
bully the insubordinate billings abacus into accusatory proscribed submission.
Screw Hercules and the excretory glycerinate falloff. Find Alcestis and her coauthor and let’s get this over with.
Second Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2004 6:34 PM
Subject: A Word from the SPAM Spinster...
Forlorn Billings Photography
“Yet in real life man and nature are entwined in a dynamic dance of development, scarcity, degradation, innovation and substitution.”
--Harold Barnett, Scarcity and Growth the Economics
of Natural Resource Availability
Like a fugitive from the social abacus of reform
Eastern Airlines escaped Wall Street on a gauche hobbyhorse.
The shrieks from its to-the-bone-screw
of Braniff
still haunt the academic caves
of Athenian philosophers
like an orphan Gorgon
seeking to emancipate her two sisters
from the parkland of
accusatory stone.
Could Interpol’s erratic reach
dislodge the ordinary domestic
crimes of corporate
hirelings with
the brushlike
tenacity of disentangling
beggar’s lice
or would it take a dervish
of ferocious
third-party commandos
to act as an excretory aid the
size of Kansas to
empty the
average Dow Jones
sawbelly?
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Poem inspired from Viagra spam mail
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 3:16 PM
Subject: Good Catechism
good catechism
for P.McN.
A phone call from you is as
erratic as a delta-based algorithm.
I hear your words.
Another conviction.
You know as well as I do that the
Cook County jailhouse
is hardly a haven of Honolulu investigators
driving red Ferraris—
It’s more like a port-of-call for
Cicero’s unemployed bricklaying Billies—
One stacked against the other
in Nashville-gloom jumps.
You know all about gridirons
and passing through chinquapin hoops.
What? You don’t understand?
I know you speak south-side Latin, mommy!
Forget Euripides! Forget the prosody of
middleclass comforts!
As long as you keep booking
those illicit opium flights
and sailing on those
booze barges,
you’ll be seen as another excisable bum,
another loudspeaking cog—
just a part of the plebian pathology
the quadrennial conservators of
our dichotomized
culture
inspire lawmen
to eradicate.
It’s all about altitude and attitude, mommy!
Falconry and Heinz 57!
I know we've covered this before.
What? You don't believe me, mommy?
Then Go Ask Alice—
She’ll reciprocate with a
buffet of periwinkles,
which isn’t something
you can eat--but you can sure take in.
In the near decade I’ve known you,
You’ve needed an audience.
One hamlet to travel was never enough.
This is the ritual insanity of your romances—
Now, several banquets later,
you have an
ad gratis bellyache.
In your bathrobe,
your body will
take you on an adsorptive
pilgrimage through
a storm of
oviform dewdrops
OR
In your kitchen,
you will hackle your body
into an
oceanic convulsion.
EITHER
ONE
will cost you
some real
coins, mommy!
A real earthmove—
for such a single bucket!
What? You don’t like what I’m telling you, mommy?
It ain’t nothin’ but good catechism.
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 3:16 PM
Subject: Good Catechism
good catechism
for P.McN.
A phone call from you is as
erratic as a delta-based algorithm.
I hear your words.
Another conviction.
You know as well as I do that the
Cook County jailhouse
is hardly a haven of Honolulu investigators
driving red Ferraris—
It’s more like a port-of-call for
Cicero’s unemployed bricklaying Billies—
One stacked against the other
in Nashville-gloom jumps.
You know all about gridirons
and passing through chinquapin hoops.
What? You don’t understand?
I know you speak south-side Latin, mommy!
Forget Euripides! Forget the prosody of
middleclass comforts!
As long as you keep booking
those illicit opium flights
and sailing on those
booze barges,
you’ll be seen as another excisable bum,
another loudspeaking cog—
just a part of the plebian pathology
the quadrennial conservators of
our dichotomized
culture
inspire lawmen
to eradicate.
It’s all about altitude and attitude, mommy!
Falconry and Heinz 57!
I know we've covered this before.
What? You don't believe me, mommy?
Then Go Ask Alice—
She’ll reciprocate with a
buffet of periwinkles,
which isn’t something
you can eat--but you can sure take in.
In the near decade I’ve known you,
You’ve needed an audience.
One hamlet to travel was never enough.
This is the ritual insanity of your romances—
Now, several banquets later,
you have an
ad gratis bellyache.
In your bathrobe,
your body will
take you on an adsorptive
pilgrimage through
a storm of
oviform dewdrops
OR
In your kitchen,
you will hackle your body
into an
oceanic convulsion.
EITHER
ONE
will cost you
some real
coins, mommy!
A real earthmove—
for such a single bucket!
What? You don’t like what I’m telling you, mommy?
It ain’t nothin’ but good catechism.
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