Sunday, February 25, 2007

A Recipe for Freedom
By M. Castlewood

I took a long drag off my Marlboro cigarette, and then a
liquefying gulp of my whisky, then another gulp of whisky before I came up with this illuminating recipe for freeing Johnny Carroll.
Granted, Johnny was roughshod, and crude. He couldn't help the fact that he came from that part of Chicago that depreciates a man's European sensibilities.

A jury at the Fire Proof Nelson Courthouse would sentence Johnny at dawn. It was damn sure that Johnny would not receive approbation from Judge Constantine whose counterfeit ideology waffles like the Duke in catatonia over any imperative issue.

It was crucial that I act quickly. I contemplated the many ramifications that could ensue to foil my plan, nor would I
let any contradictory poodle business interfere.

Plan A: Burn a little incense and opiates in the
ashtrays. Yeah, that’ll get them confused, and tired.
They’ll think that they’re
honeymooning in Calumet City.

Plan B: Arm myself with a few paintbrushes and forks in
case things get nasty.

Plan C: Bring along my cochineal insect ejector. Once infested,
they’ll be in a decadent fantod and regatta outta the room
like a mad Angus steer.

With adept choreographed footwork, and guerrilla tactics, I burst into the room with absolute determination to free Johnny.

Now this really gets good, I utilize my Calgary football moves. Unobserved I crash into the room, and fling a
cow punch at this bloke from Homeland Security,
creating the biggest Hubbell-bubbell that is outta this world.

Next, with a bit of brainstorming, I feign adjectival threats at the peripatetic, Adriatic alumnae of Georgetown.
Then, with a surprise move, I jab the bufflehead, Congressman Drew, with my fork.

I finish this extravaganza by flinging a capacious hydrogen bottle filled with incandescent grub. The bottle disperses the grub with a frightening horrific boom. I
grab my belly, and laugh until it downright hurts as I watch them impulsively, dance the Harrisburg minuet around the room.

Outta breath, I grab Johnny by his fur collar, and hightail outta the courtroom; like a dark-eyed junco, in flight.

I’m stopped dead in my tracks, as I eyeball this blonde bombshell named, Glenda. She eyeballs me back, with those big hazel, puppy-dog eyes. The next thing I know…
up goes that damn flagpole in my pants, and the rest is presumable history.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

A Farcical Yarn
By M. Castlewood

While munching on a slice of Wonder Bread, and browsing the web, Margo my wife came across Webmaster Johnny Alba, host of the infamous York Vogue Website. Mori, my dear, she says to me, Webmaster Johnny has the audacity to publish this unfavorable article with snapshots about someone dear to us. Come look at this. Rumors indeed, she mumbles.

Now Mori, my doll, Margo’s all excited as she tells me to listen to these juicy tidbits from the article. Can you believe what my eyes saw, our very own Rabbi Eitan Yardeni on the front page of November’s issue of York Vogue. The headline reads, Wedding of the Century. “There he stood beneath the chuppah, Torah in hand”, and can you believe… wearing his brother Josef’s blue plaid suit, not the traditional black. A rose in his buttonhole, and on top of his Jewish head, he’s sporting a black fedora, embellished with feathers, and all.

Now Mori my love, this gets better. This affair turns into a circus theatre with Amanda Peet, posing as a centerfold, you know, the sexy sports model. Why she has her hands all over Rabbi Yardeni, and her boobies are hanging out of her gown, to top that! Look at this Mori…on the following page there are layouts, and stuff, nude photos of Amada next to an abstract painting of the Wedding Party. Rabbi Yardeni’s eyes are glued to Amanda’s boobs. My God! I wonder what the family members, friends and guests that attended the wedding think of this exploitation? These photos are pasted all over the website. Oh no! Mori, they are calling the Rabbi, and Amanda Peet the “Freak Partners” of the year.

Now Mori, my dear, what is this world coming to? The decent citizens of the synagogue will be appalled by this kinda media coverage on the net.

Mori sat smiling ear to ear, shaking his head, and thinking, what a lucky man the Rabbi was.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Hello spamProject Writers,

This is an example of the New Wave of autoGenerated spam. Generally the text "story" is sent with a bit-mapped image of a stock exchange report. The folks who have a clearer idea of what they're doing generally know to keep the text hidden behind the bait, or the image--while those who aren't clear on what they're doing mis-align the image!:-)

I was thinking that although this sort of "story" appoach isn't as interesting as the first generation of random words, it is possible to do an almost "Ransom note" series. Basically a short story could be written around these sorts of desperate, or irrational messages. I've started a story...Any takers?

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Armada of Photos
by [yournamehere]

It was October 5, two years back when I received the first freak packet. It was a picture of Margo. She appeared to be on a vacation, perhaps attending a Registered Model's festival at a water park for reasons only the fashion industry could know. She was wearing a crown and holding a buyer's guide. The cover of this "guide" listed things like room rates, bookgifts, wifegifts, ideasmore, Under the photo, these words from nefarious magazines were pasted together:
Keep, aWay meDIa!

PAINTING.


Painting? The media musn't paint an image of Margo? Margo must keep away from a painting? None of it made any sense! The whole thing was so bizarre, that I just laughed it off, attributing the strange poster to her publicist, ex-husband Freddie.

Freddie owned and ad agency on the west side of town called Permission Graphics. His layouts materialized from the unattended wrecks of discarded sports photos like I would imagine Citizen Kane's sled to emerge from a bonfire; the original intent of the subject visible, but darkened.


One month and two days later, an email article forwarded from a local newspaper in Roswell, New Mexico arrived with a picture of Margo posing in her brother's suit, wearing a fedora.




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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Redemption

It’s six in the morning and I’m on cloud nine
wrapped in my thermals oblivious to time.
Asleep in the clouds of a luminous sheen.
Engulfed in an airstrip of visual dreams.

For the twentieth time my alarm clock rings
I’ve tried to postpone this ineffable thing.
Granted I’m cranky with starch coated eyes
My biceps are aching its no surprise.

My breath smells like mothballs in search of a moth
jitterbugging in dance scouting for cloth.
One hundred steers have trampled my brain
traversing across its eastern terrain.

Am I angry? Well I’d say yes!

My neighbors next door, the barbarians from hell
encroached on my sleep, with their heinous yells,
these loud speaking carneys with their laze guffaws.
I’ll take drastic measures; I’ll summon the law.

With a supercilious smile that brims cheek to cheek,
and thoughts rather hazy from lack of sleep
I feel meritorious, my egos enlarged
I stood up to these scoundrels, and I took charge.

With impeccable tact I turn off the cautionary voice in my head
that is telling me not to go back to my bed.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Blood From the Vines

The golden brass goblet with amethyst stones

Blessed by the Pope in Thailand and Rome

Yields of the grapes, jellied to wine

Bruised by the fingers of humankind

Mournfully plucked from its fibrous stems

Purporting of blood, a sacrament to men

Stained on the lips of all who partake

A cleansing of sins of the human race

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Purple Thoughts
by Margaret Pomeroy

Sweet figs, rpened
Amethyst crystal
Cleopatra.

Dawn through stained glass
Goblet of wine
The Pope.

Cracked Easter egg
Grape soda. spilled
Joe Christmas.

Stormy desert sky
Prickley pear jelly
PFC Cori Ann Piestenva.

Queen's jewels
Priest's robes
Child's bruises
Soldier's medals--

PURPLE

and mourning in Thailand...
Here are more words!!!

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I Scrutinize with Anamorphic Lens

I sit at the bar at Club Zero, a Marlborough cig
in one hand, as I sip on one of those
famous snowball martinis that everyone
who's anyone always drinks.

I enjoy conversations about anything
and everything extraordinary, crude or...
controversial.

Take for instant, the
carcinogenic
memorabilia on the walls at Club Zero.
A plethora of nostalgia, like
that 1920's telephone, that Granny
probably talked on. An imitation flag
touting the Civil war (probably scavenged from
some auctioneer in sheepskin, from the Catskills).
Can you believe two pink boobs with strawberry tits,
interjected between pad Miro` Lithographs
and Leonardo drawings, and I don't mean
Leonardo DiCaprio, mind you!

It clearly screams invidious, venereal, and foul.
But, my friend Arlene says it's experimental art.
I say crap. She giggles; I laugh maniacally;

we toast to the vulgarity of the wall.

Through the smoke filled bar my eyes catch a
glimpse of this Harvard prima Donna in strange buckskin
plodding in our direction like Marshall Dillon.

Annie get your gun girl, I laughingly whispered to Arlene.
We'd better head for the Carpathian Mountains
before this flamboyant Prometheus with
slingshot
below his belt deems us heirs to his
seduction.

Well Casanova turned out to be a madcap version
of the bumbling Inspector Clouseau.
Just like the Pink Panther he was quite certain that

the bartender was really a fugitive
mobster
with a sidearm under his white apron.
But we two little ladies were not to worry,

we would both be protected, and undetected
behind the green shrubbery near the wall.

We were both privy to his bottommost secrets
if we would only listen quietly, he lamented.

Arlene, being suggestible, was infatuated,
head over heals, I swear, for this asinine,
laughingstock dodo.

They would probably honeymoon on the Love Boat
by the end of the week I reckoned.

I sat back like a ringmaster, albeit with a bit of pessimism,
had another cig, a sip of my martini, and with anamorphic lens
I viewed the whole inglorious scene.


Monday, May 16, 2005

Untitled

From brush or Ecole
one's dervish, another's monk
boorish or abo (boorish to say it so)
downcast, anion, positive perhaps
laden with some of life, at least sometimes
From asthma to self-introduced antigen
suffering solicitude or gathering at the cognac gallery
idefinite fragmentation; this here, someone there
they may sing chantey or song of yin
but basophilic at their core now, whether deferring; never acknowledging the shift,
centum-like, or i
whether they clomp into it and not belate
cartographic concerns need not concern us
It doesn't take much to demystify. Womenfolk or menfolk,
the warriors will wind up in our arlington or yours.

-- posted for Mary

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Once again, our friends in the drug distribution business are always willing to help us along in our project!;-)

Here are some market fresh words from a Viagra ad:


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Shaken Tree
for H.C, C.C. and J.C.


The house by the eroding shore—
The house The Almost-Architect lived in—
The house The Domineering Diabetic lived in—
The house The Fashion Plate Old Maid lived in—
The dilapidated house on 1st Avenue—
I knew the house in all the ways
The Family named it—
but you called it
simply
The House.

You and she were the
jitterbugging martyrs
living to care for
The Domineering Diabetic.
(who The Family also named
The Cow and sometimes The Mountain)
At least that was The Legend
I was told in1966.

I hope the mange shared
in The Family’s
ad hoc meeting rooms
never spread past those covert
Doberman’s
kennels
to your bright
little
chateaux by Savin Rock.

I couldn’t have known
while drinking
Foxen Park diet birch beer
with your mother
and creating painted
water marks on
the rangeland of her
bianco #12 paper,
that I would belong to
that luminescent clubroom
where all bookish brides
and all ineffable drakes choose to live—

I couldn’t have known that
I might one day become
the resumption of
The Family
Folklore
, supplicating
your description of
The Almost-Architect
with one of
The Obese Cheetah
or The Cosmopolitan Cowgirl
who offered no visual privilege
to anyone
in cranky rebellion
of
The Family’s
Northeastern barbarism.

There we will be—immortal—
all of us,
shaken from our tree—
four chestnuts woven together.

Saturday, May 07, 2005


Cartographic Memory
for T. L.

Here still in the underbrush of
a Feng Shui laden summer,
I recall you then:Yin--
a young
--mother--
you deferred littleYang’s asthma
with a gallery of antigens
and exclusive attentiveness
He –
now:
a wheezing dragon amongst
menfolk clomping
through the resources
of womenfolk core
like a basophilic
quake fragmenting
Arlington National Cemetery
with its spray of
fire and phlegm octane
little Yang’s father ( _The_Yang_ )

perennially
commingled with
dervishes of cognac and solicitude
Then: now
there are those of us
amongst your
second Yin cousins
still too boorish
to interpret the
ancient map
drawn before
us
where the site of
_The_Yang_'s_
--Young--Yin--
subjugated
all rank ,
all place,
all direction
to _Little_Yang_
the magical man-child: the beggar boy-citizen
--You both now—
Yin Mother: still with: Yang Son
Speak
Demystify:Me

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Black and White

You walk into my life; a demigod,
a chanting dervish with a crooked smile,
a boorish sort of man, a pompous prig.

You! Prefer your solitude to laden quarrels,
hiding behind French cognac, and
fine cigars.

You defer the indefinite you and I,
for confrontations you deplore.

Instead, you prefer to hang our fragmented
souls in a hidden gallery of black, and white;
in the deep recesses of your psyche.

Unsuspecting, you clomp, and whittle at the
protective underbrush of my downcast heart,
with heavy boots.

You stand amongst the men folk with
a pretentious smirk of victory…
across your face.

And I stand mystified… with aching heart.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Night on Hettie’s Mountain

On this one magical night of the year
the electric, diamond studded stars were
afire against the azure backdrop
of the midnight skies.

Up Hettie’s Mountain, marched Creon’s army
of Zanzibar to the antiphonal hymns
of the spherical pines.

Their leather boots treaded heavily on
the carrageen covered ground, as thunderous
chlorine clouds swirled above their heads.

The blind clock-watcher in the gilded
blackberry tree herald the hour of
the great Sabbath; in an apocalyptic
battle against Good and Evil.

All the Woodside night creatures; witches, ghosts,
and goblins, began to surface from the
dark hollow pit of the underworld, with
heinous cackling wails.

Bloody villainous cries echoed throughout
the mountain as demonic shadows danced
in earthshaking cataclysmic fury, until
the miasma of darkness, and corruption
skyrocketed into crystalline light.

At the break of day the fruits of the Temple
of Life, blossomed from the ashes of death.









Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Well, Our drug-dealin' friends @e-pharmacy hot-spots have spammed us again:

The market fresh words for today (a moveable feast!) :




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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Grovin and Crusin

Hey, man this is heavy stuff!

Here man, have some more of this
colossus locoweed.

Hey Bertie, lets take a cruise in your
Bonneville…don’t worry
I won’t scratch
the damm teakwood dash.

Hey man, don’t be so inconsiderate,
pass around that weed…
heavy, real heavy man.

Hey Bertie, its’ party-time.
This brazen music really jives,
and sucks at the same time,
but it's groovy too...
you know what I mean?

Hey man, I'm a groovin
to the music
down
Highway 95,
and everything is superfine.

I feel so cosmopolitan Bertie,
drivin along side of you,
my sexual babe,
and full of juice.

The wind in our hair
not even a care
as to where to go
or when we’ll arrive.

It’s superfine on Highway 95.

Hey man, dig this beat,
it escalates from down in my feet,
clear up to my chinny, chin chin.
“Like the Three Little Pigs”,
and the wolf man says…
I’ll blow your house in.
Ha..Ha..Ha!
Hey Bertie, pass that weed.

Man Bertie,
do you remember
that Parapsychology Professor
at White Hall?
Expounding on the crimes of
that psychopath…what’s his name?
Groovy...this weed is burning my fingers!
Yae, something about him
dwelling on the Bay of Pigs.

Man Bertie, that wasn’t so
groovy…that unsuccessful
attempt at our GREAT USA
invading the Cubes,
now was it?

Bummer! Bummer! Bummer!

Hey Bertie,
slow down!
We’re gonna crash!
We're gonna have an accident!

Just like the Grateful Dead
in their song…
we’re goin to be buried
along the side of those
damm Begonias.

Groovy man, pass the weed Bertie...
this has been a real head trip Bertie.





Monday, January 31, 2005

Now for a new idea!

Let's see if it is possible to create a cohesive collage from the random words on this list. At some point in the near future under "Links", I will upload all the scanned collage images that I receive. The instructions are the very same--only instead of creating a poem, just create an image (8 1/2" x 11") with cut out pictures, words, newpaper print, etc. that express the idea that you have in mind to communicate-- which the spamWords inspired.

Here's the list:
malposed, clause, nimbus, lousy, sanitate, Ridiculous, skirt, they, erosive, everyone, counterexample, carboy, Jeff, rebellious, sewn, Aerobacter, squint. And, jazzy, westbound, squeaky, Gordon, shard, he, certainty, goldfish, retrogress. You, winnow, wiretapping, vision, quantity, trident,not, horticulture, swollen, Peabody, ardent, Scott, sunk, course, spokesman Kansas.
Hello All--
It looks like our old style simple word list has given way to true electronic babble-drivel -- or --
the "banter of the inconsiderate"!;-)

Check out what "Lutz" or Boyle999cet@yahoo.com has to say in his/her advertisement for "adgditional deegreees" -- These "deegreees" would have to be in creative writing, yes?


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Saturday, January 29, 2005

THE JOURNEY

Flemish
Silhouettes
Of morning

Streetlamp halos
Adorning
Seriate lanes

Luxe headlights
Beam
On wet slick terrain

Smokestacks belching
Plumes of
Pale blue,
Gaseous fumes

Squelching howls
From the
port of Porto
from beneath
it's bows

Playmate of the seas

Wheels squeal
Rubber peels
As tires taxied
Past
The commonality
Of the shipyard

Zigzagging,
Undulating,
Lilliputian paths
Of stone
and
grass

Restrainting
Pretty me,
Rebellious you,
Recalcitrant he,
And they

From...

Crossing the babbling
Brook side
Where the
Goldfish polka
Down
The stream
In jittery,
Spirited play

We pass
The railways
Leviathan trains
That
Convoke into
Rigid queues
With
Steel clanging
Against
Steel

The skylarks
Concordant flight
With the trains'
velocity
is quite
a sight

Alas,
Much glee
In climax
Of
The many sights
And sounds
Along
The
Peaceful
Kankakee

Home
of
Reptilian entities
Thriving
In composites
of
Herbs, shrubs, and
trees

St. Peter's Basilica,
The Masterpiece
of
Michelangelo's
Conception of God
Adorns
The guilded
Chambers

Sojourn
With
The Courteous,
Algebraic,
Erasmus
Who banters
Tit for tat.


The journey
Ends.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Hello All--
Well, I was so under-whelmed by today's spamWords in my junk mail folder, that
I jumped over to my favorite word generator site. Look at one of the phrases that popped out: Porto by Cornwall.

I like the idea of: Porto™ by Cornwall even better!

Porto™.
I haven't a clue what it might be--but it does have an "industry standard" sort of ring to it!
Porto™ sounds like a SOLID, reliable, STRENGTHENING product! Something Black & Decker might come up ... I think it might be a ....powerful putty-adhesive...

by Cornwall.
This changes everything! You see, now that I image the real creators of Porto™ ... to be named Cornwall, I'm just sure Porto™ is a man-made resin porcelain produced by the stately makers of Britian's best and finest bone china....

OK...enough already...here are today's spamWords, as if generated first hand by the advertisers themselves!!!


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