The spamProject: Left Bank Review

2007-02-25T18:37:00.000-07:00

A Recipe for FreedomBy M. CastlewoodI took a long drag off my Marlboro cigarette, and then aliquefying gulp of my whisky, then another gulp of whisky before I came up with this illuminating recipe for freeing Johnny Carroll. Granted, Johnny was roughshod, and crude. He couldn't help the fact that he came from that part of Chicago that depreciates a man's European sensibilities.A jury at the Fire

2007-02-17T19:23:00.000-07:00

A Farcical YarnBy M. CastlewoodWhile munching on a slice of Wonder Bread, and browsing the web, Margo my wife came across Webmaster Johnny Alba, host of the infamous York Vogue Website. Mori, my dear, she says to me, Webmaster Johnny has the audacity to publish this unfavorable article with snapshots about someone dear to us. Come look at this. Rumors indeed, she mumbles.Now Mori, my doll, Margo’

2007-02-06T15:12:00.000-07:00

Hello spamProject Writers,This is an example of the New Wave of autoGenerated spam. Generally the text "story" is sent with a bit-mapped image of a stock exchange report. The folks who have a clearer idea of what they're doing generally know to keep the text hidden behind the bait, or the image--while those who aren't clear on what they're doing mis-align the image!:-)I was thinking that although

2005-11-05T15:40:00.000-07:00

RedemptionIt’s six in the morning and I’m on cloud ninewrapped in my thermals oblivious to time.Asleep in the clouds of a luminous sheen.Engulfed in an airstrip of visual dreams.For the twentieth time my alarm clock ringsI’ve tried to postpone this ineffable thing.Granted I’m cranky with starch coated eyesMy biceps are aching its no surprise.My breath smells like mothballs in search of a

2005-09-15T11:14:00.000-06:00

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2005-09-15T09:27:00.000-06:00

A Georgia Morning,thought ripens with a rye snarl,the prickley sun still an apparition of tomorrow.The avenue is dark from yesterday's "it's a long road to tipparary".no darling awakesno queen to dust history from the dirty pianono spark of celebration, no beckoning hint at the light of tomorrowthe candle unlit twenty years and twenty moredo think about easter, or art, or a man?Is a Thailand

2005-08-13T22:22:00.000-06:00

The Blood From the VinesThe golden brass goblet with amethyst stonesBlessed by the Pope in Thailand and RomeYields of the grapes, jellied to wineBruised by the fingers of humankindMournfully plucked from its fibrous stemsPurporting of blood, a sacrament to menStained on the lips of all who partakeA cleansing of sins of the human race

2005-06-19T15:18:00.000-06:00

Purple Thoughts by Margaret PomeroySweet figs, rpenedAmethyst crystalCleopatra.Dawn through stained glassGoblet of wineThe Pope.Cracked Easter eggGrape soda. spilledJoe Christmas.Stormy desert skyPrickley pear jellyPFC Cori Ann Piestenva.Queen's jewelsPriest's robesChild's bruisesSoldier's medals--PURPLEand mourning in Thailand...

2005-06-19T15:13:00.000-06:00

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2005-06-14T19:53:00.000-06:00

I Scrutinize with Anamorphic LensI sit at the bar at Club Zero, a Marlborough cigin one hand, as I sip on one of thosefamous snowball martinis that everyonewho's anyone always drinks.I enjoy conversations about anythingand everything extraordinary, crude or...controversial.Take for instant, the carcinogenicmemorabilia on the walls at Club Zero.A plethora of nostalgia, likethat 1920's telephone,

2005-05-16T09:10:00.000-06:00

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2005-05-15T11:01:00.000-06:00

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2005-05-15T10:21:00.000-06:00

Shaken Treefor H.C, C.C. and J.C.The house by the eroding shore—The house The Almost-Architect lived in—The house The Domineering Diabetic lived in—The house The Fashion Plate Old Maid lived in—The dilapidated house on 1st Avenue—I knew the house in all the waysThe Family named it—but you called itsimplyThe House.You and she were thejitterbugging martyrsliving to care forThe Domineering Diabetic.

2005-05-09T06:42:00.000-06:00

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2005-05-07T22:11:00.000-06:00

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2005-05-03T21:46:00.000-06:00

Black and WhiteYou walk into my life; a demigod,a chanting dervish with a crooked smile,a boorish sort of man, a pompous prig.You! Prefer your solitude to laden quarrels,hiding behind French cognac, andfine cigars.You defer the indefinite you and I,for confrontations you deplore.Instead, you prefer to hang our fragmented souls in a hidden gallery of black, and white;in the deep recesses of your

2005-04-27T14:35:00.000-06:00

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2005-04-27T08:56:00.000-06:00

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2005-04-25T20:57:00.000-06:00

Night on Hettie’s MountainOn this one magical night of the yearthe electric, diamond studded stars wereafire against the azure backdropof the midnight skies.Up Hettie’s Mountain, marched Creon’s armyof Zanzibar to the antiphonal hymnsof the spherical pines.Their leather boots treaded heavily onthe carrageen covered ground, as thunderouschlorine clouds swirled above their heads.The blind

2005-04-21T13:22:00.000-06:00

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2005-04-20T07:40:00.000-06:00

A Protestant Catholic's Exaggerated View of the Holy Name Nun's Pink Smoke Conclave ProtestWe shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.John KnowlesSowing in the morning, sowing seeds of kindness, Sowing in the noontide and the dewy eve;Waiting for the harvest, and the time of reaping, We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.The Sisters stand outside the temple waiting(the emphasis

2005-04-14T15:54:00.000-06:00

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2005-03-29T10:16:00.000-07:00

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2005-02-15T21:37:00.000-07:00

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2005-01-31T15:56:00.000-07:00

Now for a new idea! Let's see if it is possible to create a cohesive collage from the random words on this list. At some point in the near future under "Links", I will upload all the scanned collage images that I receive. The instructions are the very same--only instead of creating a poem, just create an image (8 1/2" x 11") with cut out pictures, words, newpaper print, etc. that express the

2005-01-31T15:29:00.000-07:00

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2005-01-29T14:56:00.000-07:00

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2005-01-28T22:38:00.000-07:00

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2005-01-27T20:44:00.000-07:00

Hello All-- Well, I was so under-whelmed by today's spamWords in my junk mail folder, that I jumped over to my favorite word generator site. Look at one of the phrases that popped out: Porto by Cornwall. I like the idea of: Porto™ by Cornwall even better! Porto™. I haven't a clue what it might be--but it does have an "industry standard" sort of ring to it! Porto™ sounds like a SOLID, reliable,

2005-01-26T21:39:00.000-07:00

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2005-01-26T13:30:00.000-07:00

When the Eagle Speaks, the World really does Listen! I’ll soothe. Too late, Eagle! You’ve already shed your colicky molt. We’ve seen your toxic skin. We’ve heard your electronic cackles from the roost of your newsroom. I’ll delve. Too late, Eagle! You’ve already flown over us dropping your dreams of a unilateral Camelot on our husbands, on our wives, on our children. I’ll have my way.

2005-01-25T14:55:00.000-07:00

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2004-08-04T20:36:00.000-06:00

THE CHICAGO DIEHARDS Shady McIntyre and his hangout gang Sitting at the bar and watching the game. Looking like penguins as they huddle in a row Loosened and drunk and anything goes. Solidifying their justified lack From a foaming mug of buckhorn brew. Hip notes of gypsy jazz, Ode to Billy Joe As Reinhart strums with lily-skill Guitar and soul aglow. Applauding as an aftermath With

2004-07-17T14:38:00.000-06:00

I HATE PATSY CLINE I remember mama sitting at the old oak kitchen table that granddad had given her when I was seven years old. Oh, how happy she was, with an electrifying intensity of delight in her eyes. Tears rolled down her ruby flushed cheeks. And out of the blue, with an outlandish gestured sweep of her arms, she whisks out this bland old oilcloth with a printed botany of

2004-07-11T20:33:00.000-06:00

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2004-07-10T07:11:00.000-06:00

Somebody Stop Me Cialis spam 7/6/04 Trainmen float through barren stretches of existential ash ambling alongon woodcut rails in steelwheeled cars where curtains close like a basswood drawbridge and adjectives ache like loosened overhangs in their paperback jackets-- hermetically sealed witha pearlite finish over broken binds. Tunneling through pages of featherbedding prose, bland

2004-07-09T14:32:00.001-06:00

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2004-07-07T09:05:00.000-06:00

Breakdown She watches as the lukewarm Artichoke shifts to Huddle sadly Afloat the Yellow Sunspot of butter. Drunk she is, Beatrice, On the degradation of this windfall, This warmish waif of a vegetable, A miracle of botany, Aching on the oilcloth. -Barbara Wunder ----Words used: breakdown, lukewarm, artichoke, huddle, afloat, yellow, sunspot, drunk, Beatrice, degradation, windfall,

2004-07-06T08:45:00.000-06:00

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2004-06-27T20:47:00.000-06:00

RUTHLESS POACHERS There is bloodshed in the Congo as the ruthless poachers set their traps to the agony of the jungle lair. Some collapse and crumble in the zone of deceptive brush, camoflagueing deadly traps. The codeword amongst the Negroid tribesmen echoes the deafening alarm of the plummeting beats on deerskin drums. The profits from ivory tusks and hides are great. The lawmen's

2004-06-27T16:29:00.000-06:00

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2004-06-06T15:44:00.000-06:00

MY FATHER AND I When I think back about my father, the shadowy image in my mind’s eye is always clouded and contorted. His platinum hair and mustache with a persona of an archangel, here to guide me to conservatism, beyond this earthly plane. He frightened me with his Edwardian morals moreover, I deplored his ideologies and who he was, and yet, I saw him as a demigod to be emulated. I

2004-05-22T14:10:00.000-06:00

EIGHT HUMAN FRAILTIES SCENE 1 Cynthia, sitting on the sun porch in her favorite rattan chair in the luxury of idle hours, staring at her prized Yucca plant in a dazed haze of transitory images, contemplating death. Perspiration on her forehead at the predicament of the brutal act that she imagines will set her mind free, and relinquish all her self-imposed guilt. SCENE 2 Deanne, nervously

2004-05-10T20:37:00.000-06:00

PROFESSOR DOOLITTLE Caution to the students Who attend Professor Doolittle’s class. For his eccentric contrarieties Will exasperate any chap. His lectures will inspire you Or bring you to your knees. He’ll demand impassioned dialogue And answers that are astute When he queries as an afterthought; "Eyes looking over be speckled rims, Leering down at you" Expecting your discernment Over the

2004-05-08T21:41:00.000-06:00

SEANCE ON AN IMAGINARY NIGHT I can still remember the accident in 1972. On a wet and rainy afternoon The streets were wet and slick As my nephew, Rutger's luxury automobile Dovetailed into a Toyota on Balboa and Marina Drive, At the pinnacle of his life. His dear wife, Czarina Held a seance that very night. The lights in the chandelier were dimmed The room was dark as could be. A single

2004-04-27T20:48:00.000-06:00

MY HUBBY Oy, so my husband is an algebraic nut forever inquisitive Egocentric yes, conformal no. At dinnertime he almost always forgets to put the top back on the china teapot, Hot or not And will scoff at my reminders And matter-of-factly say… Did not. Does this bother me, now let me think? For at that moment when I could shriek He gives a smile from cheek to cheek. And makes my anger

2004-04-25T21:42:00.000-06:00

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2004-04-20T20:28:00.000-06:00

Poem inspired from spam mail From Harvey Cline, subject: Compacter unruly Dated 4/11/04 SHE IS… Her speech is nonsensical and dry as the desert floors of Egypt where the tribesmen pitch their tents. Her picturesque dissertation is a storyboard of Flemish motif with a discordant spin of color and yet It works and is glorified. She embraces the boroughs of the apprehensive ribald with

2004-04-12T12:38:00.000-06:00

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2004-04-12T05:37:00.000-06:00

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2004-04-07T21:24:00.000-06:00

Inspiration from spam e-mail from Lillie Mcdaniel Dated 3/17/04 JEZEBEL Jezebel, Jezebel, Tenant in the French Quarter of the legendary New Orleans. Fireworks ablaze in the celestial midnight skies. The commonality in masquerade companion to the the obscene as they hoot and prance in their coventry of praise with ardent blatent conduct My eyes at that moment, gazed into your soul’s

2004-03-31T20:36:00.000-07:00

Poem Inspired from Spam "Yet another Age Old Promise...the easy way of course" E-mail from Lillie McDaniel 3/17/04 THE DARK CRY Clickety clack, clickety clack As the shrouded hearse Rode through Sussex Square Collecting cadavers everywhere In a nimbus cloud of earthen Dust Clickety clack, clickety clack Bring all ye dead Out To the street Bring all ye dead Out To the street I’ll bury

2004-03-23T21:05:00.000-07:00

THE WINNING TEAM Remember all of the glory, remember the victory, remember the camaraderie of the greatest winning team. The legacy of the Old School Boys damnation to the other side. The jokes we told and held to heart. We played a dammed fierce game. Let no man take by hook or blade what rightfully belonged to us. Or they would suffer endlessly broken shinbones from our best defense

2004-03-22T14:25:00.000-07:00

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2004-03-20T20:07:00.000-07:00

BLACK MARKET BABIES Black market babies, mothers weep and cry As the distribution of infants continue escalating in third world countries. Human life becomes meaningless in countries that prey upon the poor. Cambodian mothers sell their babies for twenty dollars while they weep and cry. Their arms have become empty and this becomes a crime. The black market industry is embedded in greed

2004-03-19T12:22:00.000-07:00

Yet Another AGE OLD PROMISE...the EASY WAY of course...From: Lillie Mcdaniel [mailto:vmodjjtpmrb@netlords.de]Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 3:15 PMSubject: pounce sepoy gauguin hardinAre you réady to losé wéight the éasy wáy?This wéight loss pátch will curb your hungér.Just liké the nicotiné pátch works for smokérs.Yóu are invitéd to léarn moré at óur sitecausation adams gumshoe paul fruehauf

2004-03-14T16:46:00.000-07:00

WHO ARE YOU SAM?? Who are you Sam? The Sam of spam? With verses of spam at your command. You can play with the words and toss them about. You can put them together without any haste and wait for them all to fall right into place. Well… I’ll look at MY spam and I’ll tell you a few of choicy good words to put in your stew. Your baselines are dubitable, your verse is to vent with

2004-03-10T19:51:00.000-07:00

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2004-03-10T17:53:00.000-07:00

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2004-03-07T15:17:00.000-07:00

Poem inspired from Superviaagra – Ciamlis spam e-mail from Marquis Seymour 3/04/004 THE SECRET ELITE SOCIETY Nay, I lament at my father’s breast in deep sorrow of the morrow, whence I lay witness to the decline of societies morals and values. Their guiding philosophies replaced by the bigoted essays of the devil's followers. In the guise of impassive politicians who espouse the virtues of a

2004-03-04T15:55:00.000-07:00

More words in praise of that magic little pill...From: Marquis Seymour [mailto:hxtsxrcemgfmpr@optician.com]Sent: Sunday, February 29, 2004 1:01 PMSubject: fete integerSuperViaagra - CiamlisTake it once and it lasts all weekend.Do not have sex timed to a pill. Choose the moments when you want to have intimacy.Ciaplis acts quicker (about 20 minutes) and last much longer (about 2-3 days) with NO

2004-02-29T21:17:00.000-07:00

Generated poem from SuperVixagra Spam 2/17/04 4th. poem THE PATHETIC PLIGHT OF ALL The gentility The upper middle class The liberal politicians The feminist activists The churchmen preaching their religious doctrines They flounder in their coarse counterarguments against the plea of the plebian worker. As they expound on the impoverish conditions of the Ghetto. Ghetto housewives sit in

2004-02-26T17:29:00.000-07:00

Speculated, generated, rhyme related from SuperVixagra Spam, dated 2/17/04 3rd. poem I DON’T HAVE A CLUE Twenty yards from heaven Fifteen minutes of time Dimensional space can kiss my face. If you untie this albatross from around my neck, maybe I could fly, What the heck. Fly, fly to the imaginative kingdom of the fluid blue sky. Sky, sky don’t ask me why Ezekiel moved to the exultant

2004-02-24T21:07:00.000-07:00

Speculated - generated from Spam SuperVixagra 2nd. Poem February 17, 2004 WALK TALL and BE YOUR OWN MAN I know you can Speak out, Shout out in loud speaking voice in contempt of chameleon doctrines in the guise of approval of fruitious revenues, great monitories for only a few. Against the controversial, indissoluble effects of non-nutritious foodstuff in the common market. Altercated,

2004-02-24T20:58:00.000-07:00

Speculated, Generated from Spam SuperVixagra February 17, 2004 IN THE THRESSHOLD OF REMORSE He lay on the couch feeling absolutely despondent with remorse, biting his fingernail with the jagged edge. He had been suffering from insomnia for several days now and the range of his thoughts were abstruse with bigotry. He queried to himself when did I change? When did this metamorpisis take

2004-02-23T11:49:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-22T20:02:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-20T21:29:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-18T21:29:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-16T17:09:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-14T23:41:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-04T23:25:00.000-07:00

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2004-02-01T16:08:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-29T16:49:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-27T18:22:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-23T12:08:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-16T20:05:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-16T19:25:00.000-07:00

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2004-01-13T19:10:00.000-07:00

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